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Matt Tobey
@mtobey.bsky.social
Past: Comedy Central, The Onion
Future: Dead
📍Michigan
He/him
What is your favorite song that is over 10 minutes long?
February 10, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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It's easy to be "fooled" like this when you're a white supremacist.
today matt yglesias said dems need to talk more about the problem of white genocide before realizing he fell right wing outrage bait
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
February 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
This is not a trap! I really want to know. I'm talking about people who I otherwise have a lot of respect and admiration for. Maybe you'll persuade me to join you
Found myself on twitter for the first time in a while and was surprised to see so many of you still/back on there. Genuinely curious what the case for posting there is in 2026. DM me if you don't want to discuss it publicly.
February 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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opened YouTube and literally yelled seeing this on my front page
Laura Dern’s Closet Picks
YouTube video by CRITERION
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Instead of a technofascist doorbell, just do what I did and get a dog who's afraid of outside
February 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Found myself on twitter for the first time in a while and was surprised to see so many of you still/back on there. Genuinely curious what the case for posting there is in 2026. DM me if you don't want to discuss it publicly.
February 9, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Saved you a click: the problem is it considers mids loud
February 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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Hang it in the Louvre
February 7, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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Pronouns on knuckles
I think "woke" was at least partly identified with "irritating" and the way we're rectifying that in Woke 2 is by being scary instead
February 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it.

What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
February 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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I need people to understand that if you’ve dealt with ice, if you’ve had to worry about you or your kids or neighbors disappearing, if you see the govt giving nazis carte blanche to kill you, every “reform”’ from democrats who currently reject abolition sounds insane. and frankly fucking stupid
February 5, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Nothing is said in the telegram about the seven and the six.
February 5, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox

somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
February 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
February 5, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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A resident named Walter calmly took the mic and recounted an April 9, 1945 newspaper clipping about the liberation of the Ohrdruf concentration camp...

"And we don't know exactly how ICE will use this warehouse. But we know enough."
www.welcometohellworld.com/a-surprise-z...
February 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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I’ve watched this about 20 times already
February 5, 2026 at 1:28 AM
It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!
Hollywood producer Barry Josephson to Jeffrey Epstein:

“I've been thinking a lot about that question that you asked bill gates 'how do we get rid of poor people as a whole'"
February 5, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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Renfeild: I booked your passage on the Demeter, master
Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert
February 5, 2026 at 3:49 AM