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🔞Mx Wred's haunted brain🔞
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Furry, cyclist, science nerd, humanitarian, 34 NB (Þei/It) NSFW 🔞My block button is well fed
Some folks drop turkeys, some folks are a public menace & gotta pick up half a ton a garbage
Alice's Restaurant - Original 1967 Recording
YouTube video by Stiletto
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November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"
WKRP in Cincinnati Turkey Drop
YouTube video by Carla Johnson
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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STUCKSGIVING !!
Happy thanksgiving. Boat stuck.
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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IME, the bigger the vehicle, the less of a clue the driver has where exactly the passenger side of their vehicle is on the road which:

1. Makes passing in general more dangerous
2. Leads to them parking a lot further than 6" from the curb, lowering these clearances even more.
Stop installing “advisory bike lanes”, CDOT.

@granvillebikelane.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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“The prospect of the First Peoples being forcibly stopped or detained is harrowing and reminiscent of this country’s original treatment of the First Peoples,” Galanda said. “It’s also deeply troubling that in 2025, the first people of this country have to essentially look over their shoulders.”
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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You always ask me “Jorts why are you so wet?” but I never ask why your phone is at 7%
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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lmao
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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couldn't rememeber what the first Dethklok song I heard was, but it was the video for Briefcase Full of Guys on Newgrounds lol
Briefcase Full of Guts
YouTube video by Metalocalypse: Dethklok - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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fun fact: this song has been played at least twice per day, every day, since it's come out by me personally
Deathmask Divine
YouTube video by The Black Dahlia Murder - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Name a band you've repeatedly accidentally seen live:

I'll start with 2: Chevelle & Clutch (always openers, never the title act)
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Introduce yourself with five concert you’ve seen

The Bravery
Korn
Mastodon/Dethklok
Cradle of Filth
Children of Bodom

...And yet still Chevelle, Clutch, or both of them were always there.
The Offspring
Murder By Death
Deftones
Sevendust
Nonpoint
Incubus
Introduce yourself with five concert you’ve seen

Catherine Wheel
Ronnie Spector
Libertines
Ministry
Chemical brothers
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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sometimes icforget deathklok exist
SO THANK YOU, IMMA BLAST SOME MOTHER FUCKING MERMAIDER
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Time to get stoned, take a shower, and find something to wear for today.
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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the first time I heard Opeth, it was Ghost Reveries while stoned as hell in my buddy's basement. his dad was a guitar tech, and had the most amazing collection but this album called to me
Ghost of Perdition
YouTube video by Opeth - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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I’m fucking sick and tired of every store being maned by underpaid pimplefaced kids ran by sleezy dudes where nothing gets done and everyone hates to work there.
Bike repair dude: “Yeahhhh fixing the wheel on your bike is gonna take a while we’ll have it ready for you in a month.”

Me: *rips his kneecaps off*

“YEAH SORRY I’M REALLY BUSY THIS MONTH BUT DONT WORRY IF YOU WAIT TWO YEARS AND LET ME HOLD YOUR MOBILITY HOSTAGE YOU’LL GET YOUR KNEECAPS BACK!!!!”
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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I don't trust people who humanize machines more than plants and animals
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Wasted time, wasted money, projects halted halfway through, all because the premier can't be Mayor of Toronto and so now he's got to impose his pigheaded will on everyone. This is infuriating. GOD I hope he's never Prime Minister.
Ottawa says new provincial bill likely kills at least 3 bike lane projects | CBC News
New provincial legislation prohibiting how municipalities can build bike lanes means three projects in Ottawa likely can't move forward and others will get more expensive, according to a city report.
www.cbc.ca
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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PSA:

There will be far more drunk drivers on American roadways than normal, both today and tomorrow. Be careful.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Transition goals
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Hobby Lobby ad saying they have great gifts for littles, but all the littles I know are queer and hobby lobby hates queers!
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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rest in peace, jonathan joss
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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That’s right Worf, they covered up their ongoing genocide with as much PROPAGANDA as POSSIBLE, including a bloody LIE disguised as a FAIRYTALE that, unbelievably, some people in the quadrant STILL BELIEVE TO THIS VERY DAY!! “THANKSGIVING”?!! MY BLOODY ARSE
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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highly recommend anyone new in this space to buy pylons and just put them out - drivers care much more about pylons than children on the street
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM