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Andy
@ndy.bsky.social
· May 9
entering my DBZ villain era (laughing maniacally, talking about how I'm still only at a fraction of my true power)
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De-aged Robert Deniro: are you talkin to me?
De-aged Sylvester Stallone: yo it wasn’t me, maybe it was Adrian
De-aged Urkel: did iiiiiiii do that?
Voiceover, done by an AI Gilbert Gottfried: Plasmax Services! buying blood and sperm for over 60 years!
De-aged Sylvester Stallone: yo it wasn’t me, maybe it was Adrian
De-aged Urkel: did iiiiiiii do that?
Voiceover, done by an AI Gilbert Gottfried: Plasmax Services! buying blood and sperm for over 60 years!
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
De-aged Robert Deniro: are you talkin to me?
De-aged Sylvester Stallone: yo it wasn’t me, maybe it was Adrian
De-aged Urkel: did iiiiiiii do that?
Voiceover, done by an AI Gilbert Gottfried: Plasmax Services! buying blood and sperm for over 60 years!
De-aged Sylvester Stallone: yo it wasn’t me, maybe it was Adrian
De-aged Urkel: did iiiiiiii do that?
Voiceover, done by an AI Gilbert Gottfried: Plasmax Services! buying blood and sperm for over 60 years!
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so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
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these modern movies are so annoying with their flashy camera moves and camera tricks - why didn't they just film it for real?!
"The Road to Singapore" (1931), two full scale shots tied together with a miniature
youtu.be/LAmatoKlQXU?...
"The Road to Singapore" (1931), two full scale shots tied together with a miniature
youtu.be/LAmatoKlQXU?...
February 6, 2026 at 5:39 PM
these modern movies are so annoying with their flashy camera moves and camera tricks - why didn't they just film it for real?!
"The Road to Singapore" (1931), two full scale shots tied together with a miniature
youtu.be/LAmatoKlQXU?...
"The Road to Singapore" (1931), two full scale shots tied together with a miniature
youtu.be/LAmatoKlQXU?...
Epstein is like the Forrest Gump of evil
“Notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick to embrace loot boxes, essentially gambling for children” what is this sentence, what is this world
Check this out. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 1, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Epstein is like the Forrest Gump of evil
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If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine
January 31, 2026 at 2:09 AM
If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine
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guys you’re not gonna believe this but I messed up real bad working for Mr Trump and he’s making me a made man anyway!!
January 27, 2026 at 4:03 AM
guys you’re not gonna believe this but I messed up real bad working for Mr Trump and he’s making me a made man anyway!!
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(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:51 AM
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
It’s gonna be a brutal day on r/conservative when one of these guys actually takes the time to finish watching a Star Wars
January 27, 2026 at 1:51 AM
It’s gonna be a brutal day on r/conservative when one of these guys actually takes the time to finish watching a Star Wars
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at 00:27 on january 22 2026, president donald j trump discarded his body so he could do research in an incorporeal state.
January 21, 2026 at 6:53 AM
at 00:27 on january 22 2026, president donald j trump discarded his body so he could do research in an incorporeal state.
You know that scene in Toy Story where Woody has to wave Buzz’s arm to convince his friends Buzz isn’t dead?
We might see that on CNN
We might see that on CNN
January 21, 2026 at 6:17 AM
You know that scene in Toy Story where Woody has to wave Buzz’s arm to convince his friends Buzz isn’t dead?
We might see that on CNN
We might see that on CNN
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Insights from Ben Affleck on AI:
• AI can help write scenes but can't create full movies.
• Job loss fears are overblown because adoption of new tech is slow; it's hype for startup valuations.
• ChatGPT v5 is ~25% better but costs 4x.
• Users actually preferred v4's sycophancy for companionship.
• AI can help write scenes but can't create full movies.
• Job loss fears are overblown because adoption of new tech is slow; it's hype for startup valuations.
• ChatGPT v5 is ~25% better but costs 4x.
• Users actually preferred v4's sycophancy for companionship.
January 18, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Insights from Ben Affleck on AI:
• AI can help write scenes but can't create full movies.
• Job loss fears are overblown because adoption of new tech is slow; it's hype for startup valuations.
• ChatGPT v5 is ~25% better but costs 4x.
• Users actually preferred v4's sycophancy for companionship.
• AI can help write scenes but can't create full movies.
• Job loss fears are overblown because adoption of new tech is slow; it's hype for startup valuations.
• ChatGPT v5 is ~25% better but costs 4x.
• Users actually preferred v4's sycophancy for companionship.
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truck nut company that uses 100% microplastics from real balls
January 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
truck nut company that uses 100% microplastics from real balls
Remember kids: if you go too long without anyone saying no to you then you’ll start seeing even the mildest disagreement as hate
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Remember kids: if you go too long without anyone saying no to you then you’ll start seeing even the mildest disagreement as hate
The gate agent asked if I would switch seats so two toddlers could sit with their mom. I said “yes” without hesitation. For this the gate agent bumped me up to group 2, put me next to the one empty seat on the plane and gave me a $150 travel voucher.
Always do the good thing!
Always do the good thing!
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The gate agent asked if I would switch seats so two toddlers could sit with their mom. I said “yes” without hesitation. For this the gate agent bumped me up to group 2, put me next to the one empty seat on the plane and gave me a $150 travel voucher.
Always do the good thing!
Always do the good thing!
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I'm ordering from a new Indian restaurant, which means playing everyone's favorite game show: Is Rice Included?!
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I'm ordering from a new Indian restaurant, which means playing everyone's favorite game show: Is Rice Included?!
Same logic I used when my parents caught me smoking weed.
After days of backlash, Larian's CEO says it would be "irresponsible" not to experiment with AI:
Baldur's Gate 3 Director Says It Would Be 'Irresponsible' Not To Experiment With AI - Kotaku
The Larian CEO has been facing backlash from angry fans
kotaku.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Same logic I used when my parents caught me smoking weed.
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The fact that it at least anecdotally seems to be a semi-regular practice to tell white people a minority got the job in order to soften the blow of rejection really should put the elite woke panic into perspective.
December 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The fact that it at least anecdotally seems to be a semi-regular practice to tell white people a minority got the job in order to soften the blow of rejection really should put the elite woke panic into perspective.
But it’s all worth it because now people can make their work emails 3x the length
AI consumed as much water as the water bottle industry this year.
It also created as much carbon pollution as New York City, according to a new study.
www.theverge.com/news/845831/...
It also created as much carbon pollution as New York City, according to a new study.
www.theverge.com/news/845831/...
AI’s water and electricity use soars in 2025
It’s guzzling up even more water than expected.
www.theverge.com
December 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
But it’s all worth it because now people can make their work emails 3x the length
Why does the president have the same energy as the miniboss from Baby Driver?
December 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Why does the president have the same energy as the miniboss from Baby Driver?
Susie Wiles, after 15 hours of absolute candor to a Vanity Fair reporter: Alright so just let me know when you want to start recording.
December 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Susie Wiles, after 15 hours of absolute candor to a Vanity Fair reporter: Alright so just let me know when you want to start recording.
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Gordon: It's a bad one, Batman. Seen two many bodies today.
Batman: Any witnesses?
Gordon: Just one.
Batman: Anything reliable?
Gordon: No, it's just a young boy, traumatized by the loss of his parents. He saw them killed right in front of him.
Batman: *softly* Fuck Yes.
Gordon: What?
Batman: What?
Batman: Any witnesses?
Gordon: Just one.
Batman: Anything reliable?
Gordon: No, it's just a young boy, traumatized by the loss of his parents. He saw them killed right in front of him.
Batman: *softly* Fuck Yes.
Gordon: What?
Batman: What?
December 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Gordon: It's a bad one, Batman. Seen two many bodies today.
Batman: Any witnesses?
Gordon: Just one.
Batman: Anything reliable?
Gordon: No, it's just a young boy, traumatized by the loss of his parents. He saw them killed right in front of him.
Batman: *softly* Fuck Yes.
Gordon: What?
Batman: What?
Batman: Any witnesses?
Gordon: Just one.
Batman: Anything reliable?
Gordon: No, it's just a young boy, traumatized by the loss of his parents. He saw them killed right in front of him.
Batman: *softly* Fuck Yes.
Gordon: What?
Batman: What?
God it’d be nice to be sad about the passing of a screen legend without blueanon coming out in force to make this about Trump.
The Reiners and their friends deserve better.
The Reiners and their friends deserve better.
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
God it’d be nice to be sad about the passing of a screen legend without blueanon coming out in force to make this about Trump.
The Reiners and their friends deserve better.
The Reiners and their friends deserve better.