Kaspar Hauser VIII
@nomadwil.bsky.social
Raconteur, Marine combat vet, nerd, dog dad, Socialist
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the vice president is a klansman
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the vice president is a klansman
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Santa is okay with whatever you do in a casino. Whatever. You. Do.
December 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Santa is okay with whatever you do in a casino. Whatever. You. Do.
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I've surveyed the political scene and in my expert judgment the voters hunger for candidates who are sniveling little weasels who don't believe in anything
December 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I've surveyed the political scene and in my expert judgment the voters hunger for candidates who are sniveling little weasels who don't believe in anything
Amazing courage in an awful situation
December 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Amazing courage in an awful situation
He just retroactively stood and cheered for every anthem. WTF Kaep?
Activist and former quarterback Colin Kaepernick visited Largo High School to launch an AI tool designed to help students create their own graphic novels.
Colin Kaepernick launches AI storytelling tool at Prince George's County high school
Former quarterback and activist Colin Kaepernick visited Largo High School to launch an AI tool designed to help students create their own graphic novels. News4’s Juliana Valencia reports.
www.nbcwashington.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
He just retroactively stood and cheered for every anthem. WTF Kaep?
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They say do what you love and that is why I’m doing nothing.
December 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
They say do what you love and that is why I’m doing nothing.
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
Quoting self from a dream last night “you have 10 First Wall Gorilla nominations, and won 8 of them. But you’ve never been to the presentations?!”
Pretty sure it was film related. Maybe in my messy dream universe the academy awards are Gorillas 🦍 not Oscars?
Pretty sure it was film related. Maybe in my messy dream universe the academy awards are Gorillas 🦍 not Oscars?
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Quoting self from a dream last night “you have 10 First Wall Gorilla nominations, and won 8 of them. But you’ve never been to the presentations?!”
Pretty sure it was film related. Maybe in my messy dream universe the academy awards are Gorillas 🦍 not Oscars?
Pretty sure it was film related. Maybe in my messy dream universe the academy awards are Gorillas 🦍 not Oscars?
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the rfk lizza letter be like
November 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
the rfk lizza letter be like
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Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.
Has the Venezuelan government tried buying some real estate from Trump? Or giving him a gold bar, Rolex or a crown? Just spitballing here.
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Has the Venezuelan government tried buying some real estate from Trump? Or giving him a gold bar, Rolex or a crown? Just spitballing here.
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We are only days away from finding out Olivia Nuzzi fucked a bag of Jack Links beef jerky she thought was running for president as a Republican.
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
We are only days away from finding out Olivia Nuzzi fucked a bag of Jack Links beef jerky she thought was running for president as a Republican.
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The last couple weeks have been a parade of evidence that our elites are all deeply unserious, vacuously stupid and unimpressive people and have been for years. I can’t see Trump as anything but a symptom of a rot that was already long present.
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The last couple weeks have been a parade of evidence that our elites are all deeply unserious, vacuously stupid and unimpressive people and have been for years. I can’t see Trump as anything but a symptom of a rot that was already long present.
When I was 5 I found a dead bat in our neighbor’s garage. So I put it in my pocket, and brought it home to show my mom. I turned out, uh ok ?Anywho…
I found underneath the massive backyard leaf pile my beautiful children have been playing in for the past four weeks a decomposing rabbit
November 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
When I was 5 I found a dead bat in our neighbor’s garage. So I put it in my pocket, and brought it home to show my mom. I turned out, uh ok ?Anywho…
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by the time this is all over, we're going to find out that Epstein was in the Trump Files
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
by the time this is all over, we're going to find out that Epstein was in the Trump Files
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Can we agree to absolutely no more people from the following families:
Kennedy
Bush
Clinton
Cuomo
Pelosi
(and OF COURSE)
Trump
Any others? Throw in Sununu just ‘cause funny name?
And if I have to make this deal with god/ the universe/satan to make the nepo ban happen, then fine: no Corbetts EVER
Kennedy
Bush
Clinton
Cuomo
Pelosi
(and OF COURSE)
Trump
Any others? Throw in Sununu just ‘cause funny name?
And if I have to make this deal with god/ the universe/satan to make the nepo ban happen, then fine: no Corbetts EVER
This man sounds wildly insufferable??? His career is “influencer”??? He has absolutely no qualifications???? He is running on the Kennedy name recognition alone???? The Times repeatedly calls him a prince??? Can we just fucking stop with this political dynasty nightmare????
Jack Schlossberg, Social Media Provocateur, Gives Politics a Try
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Can we agree to absolutely no more people from the following families:
Kennedy
Bush
Clinton
Cuomo
Pelosi
(and OF COURSE)
Trump
Any others? Throw in Sununu just ‘cause funny name?
And if I have to make this deal with god/ the universe/satan to make the nepo ban happen, then fine: no Corbetts EVER
Kennedy
Bush
Clinton
Cuomo
Pelosi
(and OF COURSE)
Trump
Any others? Throw in Sununu just ‘cause funny name?
And if I have to make this deal with god/ the universe/satan to make the nepo ban happen, then fine: no Corbetts EVER
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the Dems keep operating like this cynical shit has no effect. It’s why their core voters don’t fucking show up. When they say “we fight for you” nobody believes them, because they constantly pull shit like this and say “what else are you gonna vote for.” But then people STAY HOME.
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
the Dems keep operating like this cynical shit has no effect. It’s why their core voters don’t fucking show up. When they say “we fight for you” nobody believes them, because they constantly pull shit like this and say “what else are you gonna vote for.” But then people STAY HOME.
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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putting on my ape noises vinyl full blast and throwing shit out the window at passersby
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
putting on my ape noises vinyl full blast and throwing shit out the window at passersby
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
![Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.
At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25
Then beneath it
TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j5hrotody26iqi24hcusufxu/bafkreib7wnor7hl45ryvmifde4sov74rrnexa3iecbyu7zxjx6brrslsiy@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
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Thank you to everyone who’s supported us.
And a special thank you to Illinois elected officials — including many of my opponents — who have condemned this political prosecution by the Trump administration:
And a special thank you to Illinois elected officials — including many of my opponents — who have condemned this political prosecution by the Trump administration:
October 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Thank you to everyone who’s supported us.
And a special thank you to Illinois elected officials — including many of my opponents — who have condemned this political prosecution by the Trump administration:
And a special thank you to Illinois elected officials — including many of my opponents — who have condemned this political prosecution by the Trump administration:
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In the wake of Charlie Kirk's death, a TN sheriff had a 61-yr-old man arrested for posting a meme on Facebook, which the sheriff absurdly construed as a threat. It was pretty clearly bullshit but I dug into the case using FB & public records and now it looks even worse. My latest @theintercept.com:
The Absurd Prosecution of a Man Who Posted a Charlie Kirk Meme
Larry Bushart Jr. posted trolling memes on a Facebook thread about a vigil for Kirk. He’s been in a Tennessee jail ever since.
theintercept.com
October 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
In the wake of Charlie Kirk's death, a TN sheriff had a 61-yr-old man arrested for posting a meme on Facebook, which the sheriff absurdly construed as a threat. It was pretty clearly bullshit but I dug into the case using FB & public records and now it looks even worse. My latest @theintercept.com:
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