Fern 🌿
@oversizedfern.bsky.social
Nyquil is the shit
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Nyquil is the shit
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This chuck e cheese just awarded me an honorary doctorate in astrophysics.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This chuck e cheese just awarded me an honorary doctorate in astrophysics.
I've been nominated for the FIFA prize for lurking online.
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I've been nominated for the FIFA prize for lurking online.
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Fern gully green
Ferns in the Appalachian mountains.
#coloraday #greensat #eastcoastkin #ferns #forest #photography
Ferns in the Appalachian mountains.
#coloraday #greensat #eastcoastkin #ferns #forest #photography
November 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Fern gully green
Ferns in the Appalachian mountains.
#coloraday #greensat #eastcoastkin #ferns #forest #photography
Ferns in the Appalachian mountains.
#coloraday #greensat #eastcoastkin #ferns #forest #photography
Found a sweet angel
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Found a sweet angel
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Will this be on Hulu?
November 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Will this be on Hulu?
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my balls have been STOLEN
my balls are currently on loan to the louvre
October 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
my balls have been STOLEN
Pumpkin spiced oxycodone
October 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Pumpkin spiced oxycodone
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This is funniest possible headline for a song literally called "Song for Bob Dylan"
The David Bowie Song You Didn’t Know Was Dedicated to Bob Dylan
In Song For Bob Dylan, Bowie fearlessly critiqued one of the biggest names in music. But what was the real story behind this enigmatic track?
collider.com
September 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This is funniest possible headline for a song literally called "Song for Bob Dylan"
I thought Robert Redford died like 20 years ago
September 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I thought Robert Redford died like 20 years ago
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Much like bulldogs, I struggle to breathe in the heat and am also an adorable abomination of breeding
September 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Much like bulldogs, I struggle to breathe in the heat and am also an adorable abomination of breeding
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happy anniversary of "pepito they shot trump"
July 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
happy anniversary of "pepito they shot trump"
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Trying to schedule as many doctor appointments as possible before DOGE illegally comes in and destroys my job and I no longer have health insurance.
March 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Trying to schedule as many doctor appointments as possible before DOGE illegally comes in and destroys my job and I no longer have health insurance.
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Life hack: you don't need to do anything
March 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Life hack: you don't need to do anything
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this is the look chuck schumer gives in an interview on msnbc right before he explains his reluctant vote in favor of the Melt Vulnerable Communities In The Dip From Roger Rabbit Act
March 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
this is the look chuck schumer gives in an interview on msnbc right before he explains his reluctant vote in favor of the Melt Vulnerable Communities In The Dip From Roger Rabbit Act
I need meteorologists to stop saying that tomorrow will be much better weather (75F sunny). I like my overcast skies, and slight chilly temps tyvm.
March 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I need meteorologists to stop saying that tomorrow will be much better weather (75F sunny). I like my overcast skies, and slight chilly temps tyvm.
Apparently this tiny dot is trying kill me so I gotta have it removed
March 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Apparently this tiny dot is trying kill me so I gotta have it removed
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I feel bad for the band Tesla
March 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I feel bad for the band Tesla
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White people:
when i said i wanted to be held, i didn’t mean accountable.
March 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
White people:
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This was supposed to go out on the front porch but she’s decided it’s her new best friend and won’t let it out of her sight. Fuck.
October 8, 2023 at 1:27 AM
This was supposed to go out on the front porch but she’s decided it’s her new best friend and won’t let it out of her sight. Fuck.
establishing life goals is v important imo
September 29, 2023 at 7:14 PM
establishing life goals is v important imo