OxfordHacker
@oxfordhacker.bsky.social
Never knowingly under-thought
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chat they are here
December 14, 2024 at 8:15 PM
chat they are here
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November 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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there are zero exceptions to this and for everyone who tries to tell me there is i will post this an additional time and i have more followers than you so if you care about that lesser of two evils shite your best harm reduction move is to shut the fuck up
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
there are zero exceptions to this and for everyone who tries to tell me there is i will post this an additional time and i have more followers than you so if you care about that lesser of two evils shite your best harm reduction move is to shut the fuck up
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don't give labour a single vote under any circumstances
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 AM
don't give labour a single vote under any circumstances
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The only Legitimate Concerns about asylum seekers are concerns for their well being and safety. For a rich country like ours to incessantly whine about these people as if we are their victims is perhaps the single most pathetic spectacle in British politics over the past quarter century.
November 16, 2025 at 7:19 AM
The only Legitimate Concerns about asylum seekers are concerns for their well being and safety. For a rich country like ours to incessantly whine about these people as if we are their victims is perhaps the single most pathetic spectacle in British politics over the past quarter century.
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So Pakistan is *paying* Qatar to *not* deliver LNG because even including this penalty payment their solar PV and battery spending is much better value for money and saves them billions.
How fascinating!
How fascinating!
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
So Pakistan is *paying* Qatar to *not* deliver LNG because even including this penalty payment their solar PV and battery spending is much better value for money and saves them billions.
How fascinating!
How fascinating!
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it is wild that Labour is doing exactly what the reactionary centrists recommend and is absolutely destroying its base of support as a result, and yet reactionary centrists in the US are just utterly silent about the complete failure of their program.
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
it is wild that Labour is doing exactly what the reactionary centrists recommend and is absolutely destroying its base of support as a result, and yet reactionary centrists in the US are just utterly silent about the complete failure of their program.
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The golden age of diversity and democracy in Oz.
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 AM
The golden age of diversity and democracy in Oz.
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Do not take birth control advice from the “we are scared about low birth rates” party!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Do not take birth control advice from the “we are scared about low birth rates” party!!!!!
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it's gin btw
ok ok it's fine I know how to solve this problem (time to drink the juice that makes me Autisn't)
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
it's gin btw
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if it had been left up to the companies, today we’d culturally perceive both acting and professional sports as low paying jobs for people so devoted to their hobby that they’re willing to sacrifice financial stability to do it full time—pretty much how we treat book authors now tbh
November 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
if it had been left up to the companies, today we’d culturally perceive both acting and professional sports as low paying jobs for people so devoted to their hobby that they’re willing to sacrifice financial stability to do it full time—pretty much how we treat book authors now tbh
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gotta say, funniest porn stipulation of all time
no psuedo-incest allowed, but psuedo-psuedo-incest *is* allowed
like, what
no psuedo-incest allowed, but psuedo-psuedo-incest *is* allowed
like, what
Just a heads up from PornHub, mommy domme content on the site “will always be in violation of our terms” — unless it’s a “stepmommy domme” audio
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
gotta say, funniest porn stipulation of all time
no psuedo-incest allowed, but psuedo-psuedo-incest *is* allowed
like, what
no psuedo-incest allowed, but psuedo-psuedo-incest *is* allowed
like, what
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Damn, it really is hard to miss it when someone has been cast out of the Circle of Trust, isn’t it
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Damn, it really is hard to miss it when someone has been cast out of the Circle of Trust, isn’t it
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that's right, fraud is when you take money for something you don't do
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM
that's right, fraud is when you take money for something you don't do
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Interesting to see so many great British patriots right now begging an American president to bankrupt one of Britain’s last remaining truly national institutions.
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Interesting to see so many great British patriots right now begging an American president to bankrupt one of Britain’s last remaining truly national institutions.
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I am pinning a lot of my hopes right now on “teenagers instinctively hate whatever their parents loved and so all the dominant tech companies are ageing into ‘desperately uncool’ at this time”.
From this perspective this ad has made me feel very optimistic.
From this perspective this ad has made me feel very optimistic.
This feels like an ad written, directed *and* acted by people who have
1. Never played a game
2. Never watched anyone play a game
3. Never seen anyone interact with Alexa
4. Never seen anyone interact full stop
5. Never been alone in a room?
1. Never played a game
2. Never watched anyone play a game
3. Never seen anyone interact with Alexa
4. Never seen anyone interact full stop
5. Never been alone in a room?
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I am pinning a lot of my hopes right now on “teenagers instinctively hate whatever their parents loved and so all the dominant tech companies are ageing into ‘desperately uncool’ at this time”.
From this perspective this ad has made me feel very optimistic.
From this perspective this ad has made me feel very optimistic.
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Patenting a workout program called Cat Fitness, where I loan you my giant cat and you get muscles from picking him up a lot
July 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Patenting a workout program called Cat Fitness, where I loan you my giant cat and you get muscles from picking him up a lot
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Okay another unpopular take. Qualifying this with saying:
1) I support basically open borders.
2) This guy did something really terrible and should go to prison for a long time.
But I actually do think online doxxing is a form of cruel unusual punishment that even murderers don't deserve.
1) I support basically open borders.
2) This guy did something really terrible and should go to prison for a long time.
But I actually do think online doxxing is a form of cruel unusual punishment that even murderers don't deserve.
Listen to this Border Patrol agent cry about how he's going to be DOXXED after being arrested for drunkenly barging into a woman's restroom with a loaded gun, demanding a date from the woman inside, and then punching the arresting officers.
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Okay another unpopular take. Qualifying this with saying:
1) I support basically open borders.
2) This guy did something really terrible and should go to prison for a long time.
But I actually do think online doxxing is a form of cruel unusual punishment that even murderers don't deserve.
1) I support basically open borders.
2) This guy did something really terrible and should go to prison for a long time.
But I actually do think online doxxing is a form of cruel unusual punishment that even murderers don't deserve.
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
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They get Animal Control's worst truck and there's an ongoing debate over whether proton packs count as weapons. When there isn't a ghost they're sent on raccoon calls because they're not being paid to sit around. One of them just becomes very good at normal Animal Control stuff.
October 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
They get Animal Control's worst truck and there's an ongoing debate over whether proton packs count as weapons. When there isn't a ghost they're sent on raccoon calls because they're not being paid to sit around. One of them just becomes very good at normal Animal Control stuff.
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Modern take on Ghostbusters where they get hired on as municipal employees and get put under the authority of Animal Control because it's the least-worst fit
October 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Modern take on Ghostbusters where they get hired on as municipal employees and get put under the authority of Animal Control because it's the least-worst fit
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kosovo dabbing on bosnia
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Shrimp @shitshrimp • 2022-01-19
Why do half of these read like shitposts Imfao
[infographic map of europe labelled “How do you say zero fucks given in different European languages?” where bosnia’s is “my dick hurts” and kosovo’s is “my dick doesn’t hurt me at all”]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreiflj55xccjxscabk3kv4z7ubxzcbexr6qmha5gk5jyb7m7yytfqtu@jpeg)