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Never knowingly under-thought
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A perfectly innocent question has led to the complete unravelling of an autistic man’s sense of self, it has been claimed.
Solicitous question leads to existential dread
A perfectly innocent question has led to the complete unravelling of an autistic man’s sense of self, it has been claimed. Anand Trivedi, 32, was reportedly minding his own business, sitting quietly…
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November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
A perfectly innocent question has led to the complete unravelling of an autistic man’s sense of self, it has been claimed.
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The emergency brake on this train says "FINE FOR MISUSE" so I guess it's okay if you want to mess with it
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The emergency brake on this train says "FINE FOR MISUSE" so I guess it's okay if you want to mess with it
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"Wait a minute, Xena can't fly!" "I told you, I'm not Xena. I'm Lucy Lawless." "Oh."
October 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"Wait a minute, Xena can't fly!" "I told you, I'm not Xena. I'm Lucy Lawless." "Oh."
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If you’re on suburban Nextdoor, which is absolutely full of people who return their ballots, you will definitely know that the average American does believe in freedom and democracy: the freedom to do whatever they personally like to do, and vote down what other people should be able to do
"Average American believes in freedom and democracy" factoid actually just statistical error. Average American believes in cheap consumer goods and low wages.
Thaddeus Stevens, who believed in equality of man before his creator, was an outlier, and should not have been counted.
Thaddeus Stevens, who believed in equality of man before his creator, was an outlier, and should not have been counted.
July 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If you’re on suburban Nextdoor, which is absolutely full of people who return their ballots, you will definitely know that the average American does believe in freedom and democracy: the freedom to do whatever they personally like to do, and vote down what other people should be able to do
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Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"
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chat they are here
December 14, 2024 at 8:15 PM
chat they are here
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November 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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there are zero exceptions to this and for everyone who tries to tell me there is i will post this an additional time and i have more followers than you so if you care about that lesser of two evils shite your best harm reduction move is to shut the fuck up
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
there are zero exceptions to this and for everyone who tries to tell me there is i will post this an additional time and i have more followers than you so if you care about that lesser of two evils shite your best harm reduction move is to shut the fuck up
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don't give labour a single vote under any circumstances
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 AM
don't give labour a single vote under any circumstances
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The only Legitimate Concerns about asylum seekers are concerns for their well being and safety. For a rich country like ours to incessantly whine about these people as if we are their victims is perhaps the single most pathetic spectacle in British politics over the past quarter century.
November 16, 2025 at 7:19 AM
The only Legitimate Concerns about asylum seekers are concerns for their well being and safety. For a rich country like ours to incessantly whine about these people as if we are their victims is perhaps the single most pathetic spectacle in British politics over the past quarter century.
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So Pakistan is *paying* Qatar to *not* deliver LNG because even including this penalty payment their solar PV and battery spending is much better value for money and saves them billions.
How fascinating!
How fascinating!
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
So Pakistan is *paying* Qatar to *not* deliver LNG because even including this penalty payment their solar PV and battery spending is much better value for money and saves them billions.
How fascinating!
How fascinating!
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it is wild that Labour is doing exactly what the reactionary centrists recommend and is absolutely destroying its base of support as a result, and yet reactionary centrists in the US are just utterly silent about the complete failure of their program.
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
it is wild that Labour is doing exactly what the reactionary centrists recommend and is absolutely destroying its base of support as a result, and yet reactionary centrists in the US are just utterly silent about the complete failure of their program.
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The golden age of diversity and democracy in Oz.
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 AM
The golden age of diversity and democracy in Oz.
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Do not take birth control advice from the “we are scared about low birth rates” party!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Do not take birth control advice from the “we are scared about low birth rates” party!!!!!
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it's gin btw
ok ok it's fine I know how to solve this problem (time to drink the juice that makes me Autisn't)
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
it's gin btw
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if it had been left up to the companies, today we’d culturally perceive both acting and professional sports as low paying jobs for people so devoted to their hobby that they’re willing to sacrifice financial stability to do it full time—pretty much how we treat book authors now tbh
November 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
if it had been left up to the companies, today we’d culturally perceive both acting and professional sports as low paying jobs for people so devoted to their hobby that they’re willing to sacrifice financial stability to do it full time—pretty much how we treat book authors now tbh
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gotta say, funniest porn stipulation of all time
no psuedo-incest allowed, but psuedo-psuedo-incest *is* allowed
like, what
no psuedo-incest allowed, but psuedo-psuedo-incest *is* allowed
like, what
Just a heads up from PornHub, mommy domme content on the site “will always be in violation of our terms” — unless it’s a “stepmommy domme” audio
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
gotta say, funniest porn stipulation of all time
no psuedo-incest allowed, but psuedo-psuedo-incest *is* allowed
like, what
no psuedo-incest allowed, but psuedo-psuedo-incest *is* allowed
like, what
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Damn, it really is hard to miss it when someone has been cast out of the Circle of Trust, isn’t it
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Damn, it really is hard to miss it when someone has been cast out of the Circle of Trust, isn’t it
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that's right, fraud is when you take money for something you don't do
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM
that's right, fraud is when you take money for something you don't do
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Interesting to see so many great British patriots right now begging an American president to bankrupt one of Britain’s last remaining truly national institutions.
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Interesting to see so many great British patriots right now begging an American president to bankrupt one of Britain’s last remaining truly national institutions.
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I am pinning a lot of my hopes right now on “teenagers instinctively hate whatever their parents loved and so all the dominant tech companies are ageing into ‘desperately uncool’ at this time”.
From this perspective this ad has made me feel very optimistic.
From this perspective this ad has made me feel very optimistic.
This feels like an ad written, directed *and* acted by people who have
1. Never played a game
2. Never watched anyone play a game
3. Never seen anyone interact with Alexa
4. Never seen anyone interact full stop
5. Never been alone in a room?
1. Never played a game
2. Never watched anyone play a game
3. Never seen anyone interact with Alexa
4. Never seen anyone interact full stop
5. Never been alone in a room?
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I am pinning a lot of my hopes right now on “teenagers instinctively hate whatever their parents loved and so all the dominant tech companies are ageing into ‘desperately uncool’ at this time”.
From this perspective this ad has made me feel very optimistic.
From this perspective this ad has made me feel very optimistic.
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