hm so that comes out to one million dollars per viewer

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

The constant struggle between my anti-carceral beliefs and this country’s need to chase down white collar crime like CBS cops chasing a straggly serial killer who leaves rhyming clues and just offed beloved number 4 on the call sheet.

"The report called Amazon “the ultimate keeper of the data that enables detentions and deportations,” while MIT Technology Review called Amazon the “invisible backbone” of ICE’s crackdown on immigrants."

finally someone (Eric Adams) speaks up for Eric Adams

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

S. A. D.

F. O.

M. O.

I am getting S.A.D. fomo.

The lake sturgeon (a 100-year-living, 90-kg relic from the age of dinosaurs) is returning to Missouri’s rivers after near-extinction from dams and pollution. The revival of a keystone species and signalling broader recovery of the Mississippi basin’s river systems.
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Sandra Bland was murdered for being calmly defiant.

“The Court finds UMG guilty…. of releasing an absolute banger. Good day, sir!”

I have protected Helen from some real pre-school jagoffs.

If I wrote an article about how Johnny Cash seemed uncool I would just look at what I wrote and then walk into jail or the sun, maybe both.

Real jump the shark moment

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

At least the memes are good.

I strongly doubt any polling of high schoolers. I’m old but I still remember the national drug use poll they had us do with instructions the teacher had to be out of the room to “encourage truthfulness” and suddenly an honors class giggled their way through developing a drug problem on paper

When parakeets cosplay

Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/

I didn't know Mamdani's wife was a comics nerd! New York, you have to vote for him now because I need at least one person in comics to have good health insurance.

He said this deliberately because he is a Nazi and he wants you to know he's a Nazi who you can't touch. He also wants other Nazis to know they can be open about the fact they are Nazis too.

This isn't an oversight, a fumble or an opportunity for a "heh, well actually, dummy" zinger.

So this is funny.
The administration just issued a rule slashing foreign agricultural worker wages. And to justify it, in a public filing, Trump's Labor Department alleges that Trump's immigration enforcement has devastated the Ag workforce and caused a "risk of supply shock-induced food shortages."

Asking for permission would kill the forgery industry

Asking for permission would kill the burglary industry

Asking for permission would kill the murder industry

What are we doing here?

Jon Favreau, best known for his role as Eric the Clown in the Seinfeld episode “The Fire”