Parttimedogfish
@parttimedogfish.bsky.social
Video games ♥️, birdwatching ♥️, photography ♥️, cycling ♥️, bad jokes ♥️
My YouTube homepage for some reason:
Gaming
Comedy
Gaming
Food
Vlog
Gaming
Music
Comedy
Gaming
LIGHT BONDAGE TUTORIAL
Gaming
Wtf, YouTube algorithm?
Gaming
Comedy
Gaming
Food
Vlog
Gaming
Music
Comedy
Gaming
LIGHT BONDAGE TUTORIAL
Gaming
Wtf, YouTube algorithm?
December 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
My YouTube homepage for some reason:
Gaming
Comedy
Gaming
Food
Vlog
Gaming
Music
Comedy
Gaming
LIGHT BONDAGE TUTORIAL
Gaming
Wtf, YouTube algorithm?
Gaming
Comedy
Gaming
Food
Vlog
Gaming
Music
Comedy
Gaming
LIGHT BONDAGE TUTORIAL
Gaming
Wtf, YouTube algorithm?
I was watching a streamer who talked about a smutty novel she was reading, who liked it apart from how it described a character's "magnificent folds"
This is how I choose to imagine what the author meant.
This is how I choose to imagine what the author meant.
December 22, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I was watching a streamer who talked about a smutty novel she was reading, who liked it apart from how it described a character's "magnificent folds"
This is how I choose to imagine what the author meant.
This is how I choose to imagine what the author meant.
30 minutes left of this shift and that's me done for Crimmus! 🎄🎅
December 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
30 minutes left of this shift and that's me done for Crimmus! 🎄🎅
Smart, but not really a question that needs asking in the first place
I'm a trans woman who, if anyone ever asks, will give my deadname as a different male name each time. It's been the single fastest way to find people who talk behind my back. If that name leaks I know just who leaked it and just who to instant block forever.
December 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Smart, but not really a question that needs asking in the first place
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Sharing my only good post from the other place
December 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Sharing my only good post from the other place
It's that wonderful time of the year where you can give your wife a card insinuating you're going to shower her in semen, for her to proudly display on the mantlepiece. Because, you know, baby jesus or something.
December 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's that wonderful time of the year where you can give your wife a card insinuating you're going to shower her in semen, for her to proudly display on the mantlepiece. Because, you know, baby jesus or something.
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Somehow (I'm guessing because of a typo) I'm on the mailing list of a branch of a masonic lodge, and the annual membership fees are due.
The problem is that there's been an increase from $90 to $150 without a proper vote AND IT'S ALL KICKING OFF
The problem is that there's been an increase from $90 to $150 without a proper vote AND IT'S ALL KICKING OFF
Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
ALT: Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
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December 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Somehow (I'm guessing because of a typo) I'm on the mailing list of a branch of a masonic lodge, and the annual membership fees are due.
The problem is that there's been an increase from $90 to $150 without a proper vote AND IT'S ALL KICKING OFF
The problem is that there's been an increase from $90 to $150 without a proper vote AND IT'S ALL KICKING OFF
December 13, 2025 at 11:06 AM
The aurora out-shining the local light pollution, from my back garden
December 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The aurora out-shining the local light pollution, from my back garden
Liminal spaces
December 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Liminal spaces
Night shift scran
December 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Night shift scran
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In M&S buying jeans and wondering when they stopped selling old people clothes and started selling clothes for young hip people like myself
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
In M&S buying jeans and wondering when they stopped selling old people clothes and started selling clothes for young hip people like myself
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Spotify wrapped, YouTube's equivalent, twitch, yeah I get it.
But why the fuck do I need one for my banking app?
But why the fuck do I need one for my banking app?
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Spotify wrapped, YouTube's equivalent, twitch, yeah I get it.
But why the fuck do I need one for my banking app?
But why the fuck do I need one for my banking app?
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Smearing apple crumble and custard on the Crown Jewels is something that should be done only in private between consenting adults.
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Smearing apple crumble and custard on the Crown Jewels is something that should be done only in private between consenting adults.
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
Fixing lyrics that bug me № 73824
He said "I've been to the year 3000,
not much has changed, but they live underwater,
and your great-great-great granddaughter
has been dead for almost 800 years"
He said "I've been to the year 3000,
not much has changed, but they live underwater,
and your great-great-great granddaughter
has been dead for almost 800 years"
December 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Fixing lyrics that bug me № 73824
He said "I've been to the year 3000,
not much has changed, but they live underwater,
and your great-great-great granddaughter
has been dead for almost 800 years"
He said "I've been to the year 3000,
not much has changed, but they live underwater,
and your great-great-great granddaughter
has been dead for almost 800 years"
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gatsby is a garbage novel, i will not be taking questions at this time
December 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
gatsby is a garbage novel, i will not be taking questions at this time
The faintest glow competing with the light pollution last night, from my kitchen window
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
The faintest glow competing with the light pollution last night, from my kitchen window
3 of my favourite people to hang out with 💜
#twitchrecap
#twitchrecap
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
3 of my favourite people to hang out with 💜
#twitchrecap
#twitchrecap
Something something British Broadcasting Corporation
Omg I am such a dingbat, I went to look up news articles about foxes, to see if there were any funny examples of foxes doing things in urban environments, so I googled "Fox News", and obviously it gave me fox news, and I was like "What the hell!" then realized that no, this one's on me.
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Something something British Broadcasting Corporation
The 1975 are Coldplay for people who like Coldplay then?
The 1975 are Coldplay for those that don't like flavours stronger than milk
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The 1975 are Coldplay for people who like Coldplay then?
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”