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Parttimedogfish
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Video games ♥️, birdwatching ♥️, photography ♥️, cycling ♥️, bad jokes ♥️
My YouTube homepage for some reason:
Gaming
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Food
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LIGHT BONDAGE TUTORIAL
Gaming

Wtf, YouTube algorithm?
December 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Honouring #ChrisRea
December 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I was watching a streamer who talked about a smutty novel she was reading, who liked it apart from how it described a character's "magnificent folds"

This is how I choose to imagine what the author meant.
Christmas ‘fairy’.
December 22, 2025 at 7:46 AM
30 minutes left of this shift and that's me done for Crimmus! 🎄🎅
December 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Smart, but not really a question that needs asking in the first place
I'm a trans woman who, if anyone ever asks, will give my deadname as a different male name each time. It's been the single fastest way to find people who talk behind my back. If that name leaks I know just who leaked it and just who to instant block forever.
December 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Sharing my only good post from the other place
December 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
It's that wonderful time of the year where you can give your wife a card insinuating you're going to shower her in semen, for her to proudly display on the mantlepiece. Because, you know, baby jesus or something.
December 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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the world has changed
December 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Somehow (I'm guessing because of a typo) I'm on the mailing list of a branch of a masonic lodge, and the annual membership fees are due.

The problem is that there's been an increase from $90 to $150 without a proper vote AND IT'S ALL KICKING OFF
Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
ALT: Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The #auroraborealis at its brightest last night, just before fizzling out
#space #northernlights
December 13, 2025 at 11:06 AM
The aurora out-shining the local light pollution, from my back garden
December 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Liminal spaces
December 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Night shift scran
December 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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In M&S buying jeans and wondering when they stopped selling old people clothes and started selling clothes for young hip people like myself
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Incredible chess shitpost.

Context given is “this is checkmate but the game isn’t ending, is chess.com broken?” (black to move)
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Spotify wrapped, YouTube's equivalent, twitch, yeah I get it.
But why the fuck do I need one for my banking app?
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Smearing apple crumble and custard on the Crown Jewels is something that should be done only in private between consenting adults.
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Fixing lyrics that bug me № 73824

He said "I've been to the year 3000,
not much has changed, but they live underwater,
and your great-great-great granddaughter
has been dead for almost 800 years"
December 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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gatsby is a garbage novel, i will not be taking questions at this time
December 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The faintest glow competing with the light pollution last night, from my kitchen window
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
3 of my favourite people to hang out with 💜
#twitchrecap
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Something something British Broadcasting Corporation
Omg I am such a dingbat, I went to look up news articles about foxes, to see if there were any funny examples of foxes doing things in urban environments, so I googled "Fox News", and obviously it gave me fox news, and I was like "What the hell!" then realized that no, this one's on me.
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The 1975 are Coldplay for people who like Coldplay then?
The 1975 are Coldplay for those that don't like flavours stronger than milk
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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“I was just following otters.”
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM