phillip jane stressman
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award winning producer of dangerous times at chillhaven high they/she
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this movie is so good. i need to watch it again this year
The @fangoria.bsky.social Editor's Eyeball Award goes to A WOUNDED FAWN cinematographer Ksusha Genenfeld!
#chainsawawards
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a step away from the #invertober list, a cricket commission (Triaenogryllacris triaena)
ghostwatch kicks so much ass and it only gets better on a rewatch beca you start to see how many scenes the ghost is in from pretty early on
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All you have to do is look at the first post of all of these accounts to see THEY ARE HERE TO TROLL. Don’t take the bait.

bsky.app/profile/did:...
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if you're trans you have to stay alive. i do make the rules
i am newer to having boobs but i still can’t figure out how other women wrap towels around themselves to cover them without their dicks hanging out the bottom
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I feel like Ben Gvir personally being in the room when Greta Thunberg was being tortured should be bigger news
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Next time you watch Mr Bean, pay attention to his actions
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The Chair Company representing all of us who have used an instant messenger
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
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You can, in fact, just do stuff. No permission needed. Have an idea? Execute it.
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Good reporting on the South Shore raid from South Side weekly here.

Confirms one thing I was told but didn't put in my own piece because I didn't have a second source and it seemed too insane: border agents segregated arrested residents by race

southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...
Federal Agents Storm South Shore Building, Detaining Families and Children
Families were woken by flashbangs and helicopters as hundreds of federal agents raided their homes. Days later, neighbors are still searching for the missing.
southsideweekly.com
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I like to weigh myself before I cum and after I cum. the difference is not so large
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ICE reportedly opened fire on rapid responders on the southwest side this afternoon.

There are *very few* details on this available at this time. Treat all rumors with caution until verified.

This Sun-Times article cites a DHS statement that should be treated, as always, with extreme skepticism:
Shooting involving federal agents in Brighton Park under investigation
According to the Department of Homeland Security, a woman allegedly "boxed in" federal authorities, who opened fire.
chicago.suntimes.com
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TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
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If you buy enough apples, the farmer gives you access to the sexy ones
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Can't stop thinking about the Anthony Fantano-ass ICE agent who dropped his gun and then pointed it at bystanders. Really replicating the Nazis' oaf-little weiner dichotomy
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i hate my job at the jerking off the big dick factory
my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”
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at its heart pokemon is about child labor and dog fighting