The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!
@phosfate.bsky.social
Creator of "Peanuts." Not the famous "Peanuts." A different, sucky "Peanuts."
Shops and socials: linktr.ee/annlairms
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*Prodigy intensifies*
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
*Prodigy intensifies*
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PEARL JAMBONI
Seattle grunge band Pearl Jam helped pay for the Two Harbors Youth Hockey Association’s new Zamboni.
What do you call an ice-resurfacing machine partly funded by a ’90s grunge band? A Pearl Jamboni, of course.
Seattle grunge band Pearl Jam helped pay for the Two Harbors Youth Hockey Association’s new Zamboni.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
PEARL JAMBONI
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Hong Kong neon fantasy. A composite series using the cities old neon signs www.keithmacgregorphotography.com/km-165-natha...
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Hong Kong neon fantasy. A composite series using the cities old neon signs www.keithmacgregorphotography.com/km-165-natha...
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Share a ‘90s movie that you think deserves more love.
(Also a sadly unappreciated line of quality action figures.)
(Also a sadly unappreciated line of quality action figures.)
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Share a ‘90s movie that you think deserves more love.
(Also a sadly unappreciated line of quality action figures.)
(Also a sadly unappreciated line of quality action figures.)
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Great news if you're a fan of my stuff in @mcsweeneys.net (and bad news if you're not): I have written a WHOLE BOOK of academic satire! It's available NOW from the good people at @humoristbooks.bsky.social.
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Great news if you're a fan of my stuff in @mcsweeneys.net (and bad news if you're not): I have written a WHOLE BOOK of academic satire! It's available NOW from the good people at @humoristbooks.bsky.social.
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if there was one lesson i could impart to young women it would be this one:
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
if there was one lesson i could impart to young women it would be this one:
We Have an Injured Rabbit Also, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
We Have an Injured Rabbit Also, Charlie Brown
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It’s a Bug Hunt, Charlie Brown, a Bug Hunt!
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It’s a Bug Hunt, Charlie Brown, a Bug Hunt!
We Have to Go Back, Charlie Brown!
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
We Have to Go Back, Charlie Brown!
Think You Used Enough Dynamite There, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Think You Used Enough Dynamite There, Charlie Brown?
Nothing is Beatle-Proof, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Nothing is Beatle-Proof, Charlie Brown
Push the Button, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Push the Button, Charlie Brown
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We play the cello, the trumpet, and the banjo
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
We play the cello, the trumpet, and the banjo
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Good morning from America
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Good morning from America
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With ICE and border patrol goons spreading out across the country, I put together a resource guide for buying, printing, and distributing whistles, based on my own experience. Now is the time to whistle up, hope this helps. dansinker.com/posts/202…
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
With ICE and border patrol goons spreading out across the country, I put together a resource guide for buying, printing, and distributing whistles, based on my own experience. Now is the time to whistle up, hope this helps. dansinker.com/posts/202…
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“Loose Chicken On The N Train” sounds like what Mingus would’ve titled his surrealist arrangement of an Ellington standard.
A train crew found a loose chicken on an N train this morning—and couldn’t get it to leave.
Loose chicken fouls N train as subway stowaway slows morning commute
A loose chicken gave new meaning to “free range,” scoring a gratis subway ride to Coney Island on the N train Thursday morning after it was discovered fouling a subway car in storage.
www.nydailynews.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“Loose Chicken On The N Train” sounds like what Mingus would’ve titled his surrealist arrangement of an Ellington standard.
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American Comics: There is simply no way to sell an original series
Manga: We are on Vol 19 of "My Neighbor Said Hi"
Manga: We are on Vol 19 of "My Neighbor Said Hi"
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
American Comics: There is simply no way to sell an original series
Manga: We are on Vol 19 of "My Neighbor Said Hi"
Manga: We are on Vol 19 of "My Neighbor Said Hi"
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
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This is just to say
I have [fed AI]
the [poems]
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for [a new collection]
Forgive me
they were delicious
and [turned
the robot] so cold.
I have [fed AI]
the [poems]
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for [a new collection]
Forgive me
they were delicious
and [turned
the robot] so cold.
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This is just to say
I have [fed AI]
the [poems]
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for [a new collection]
Forgive me
they were delicious
and [turned
the robot] so cold.
I have [fed AI]
the [poems]
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for [a new collection]
Forgive me
they were delicious
and [turned
the robot] so cold.
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You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
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hahaha oh shit this rules
Award winning cartoonists Caroline Cash (Pee Pee Poo Poo) will take over the Nancy comics strip in 2026, as Olivia Jaimes leaves
Caroline Cash to take over the Nancy comic strip from Olivia Jaimes
Award winning cartoonists Caroline Cash (Pee Pee Poo Poo) will take over the Nancy comics strip in 2026
www.comicsbeat.com
September 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
hahaha oh shit this rules
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Don't mention NSFW and don't mention the word commission as well, to be safe.
Sharing to help many. Keep going guys and be careful.
Sharing to help many. Keep going guys and be careful.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Don't mention NSFW and don't mention the word commission as well, to be safe.
Sharing to help many. Keep going guys and be careful.
Sharing to help many. Keep going guys and be careful.