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The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!
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Creator of "Peanuts." Not the famous "Peanuts." A different, sucky "Peanuts."
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*Prodigy intensifies*
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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PEARL JAMBONI
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Hong Kong neon fantasy. A composite series using the cities old neon signs www.keithmacgregorphotography.com/km-165-natha...
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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lol sign worked
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Share a ‘90s movie that you think deserves more love.

(Also a sadly unappreciated line of quality action figures.)
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Great news if you're a fan of my stuff in @mcsweeneys.net (and bad news if you're not): I have written a WHOLE BOOK of academic satire! It's available NOW from the good people at @humoristbooks.bsky.social.
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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if there was one lesson i could impart to young women it would be this one:
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
We Have an Injured Rabbit Also, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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It’s a Bug Hunt, Charlie Brown, a Bug Hunt!
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
We Have to Go Back, Charlie Brown!
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Think You Used Enough Dynamite There, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Nothing is Beatle-Proof, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Push the Button, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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We play the cello, the trumpet, and the banjo
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Good morning from America
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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With ICE and border patrol goons spreading out across the country, I put together a resource guide for buying, printing, and distributing whistles, based on my own experience. Now is the time to whistle up, hope this helps. dansinker.com/posts/202…
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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“Loose Chicken On The N Train” sounds like what Mingus would’ve titled his surrealist arrangement of an Ellington standard.
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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American Comics: There is simply no way to sell an original series
Manga: We are on Vol 19 of "My Neighbor Said Hi"
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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This is just to say

I have [fed AI]
the [poems]
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for [a new collection]

Forgive me
they were delicious
and [turned
the robot] so cold.
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."

https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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hahaha oh shit this rules
September 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Don't mention NSFW and don't mention the word commission as well, to be safe.

Sharing to help many. Keep going guys and be careful.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM