President Ark
presidentark.bsky.social
President Ark
@presidentark.bsky.social
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some dude who posts. 37/m.
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don't bother following me expecting a follow back; i follow people who i give a shit about and i don't care about my follower numbers. don't waste your time.
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A whole bunch of right-wing food industry adjacent business owners that continually complain about SNAP are about to find out how much of programs like SNAP are actually a subsidy for them.
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I deeply hate and love with equal measure that I've come to respect the Insane Clown Posse.

I am begrudgingly down with the clown.
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
he is The Lobster That Fried That Rice
also every time i play this deck i imagine sam very excitedly telling frodo about these sixteen tomes he found full of descriptions of magical summonable creatures he wants to see while frodo just smiles and nods, bemused
(ridiculously gigantic numbers meaning that, according to some people on reddit, the full setup of teysa + drivnod + mondrak + ojer taq will get you about 10^20,000 tokens)
(also you get kinda a fun robot food chain thing going on since a lot of modular creatures are robot animals)
SAM: recur sagas over and over; you're not planning on ever actually eating food, you're basically using them as energy to pull stuff out of the GY over and over. there's a lot of sagas that get real nasty when you play them multiple times back to back. also works great with FF summon creatures.
RAGOST: use modular creatures to pass counters around. you can abuse a lot of things that care about creatures with power/toughness below a certain amount since all modular creatures have p/t 0.
RATADRABIK: use a lot of legendaries with powerful etb/ltb effects that you copy over and over by sacrificing them. add in all the W/B "i love it when things die" type legendaries. you can make some ridiculously gigantic numbers with trigger + token creation multiplication
the short answer is: ratadrabik aristocrats/copying, modular ragost, samwise sagas. more detail to follow.
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Something maybe worth noting is that all the frog costumes and signs and good-natured memeing came about because a wide spectrum of Americans saw someone in direct, brave confrontation with ICE—getting pepperballed and standing their ground—and thought “that’s awesome. That person is a hero”
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all these people protesting today in groups of a few dozen on the main streets of small towns in deep red Trump country - where they will absolutely take shit from their neighbors about it at church tomorrow or at work on Monday or next time they go to the grocery store - are braver than the Marines
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or, in the words of the Nac Mac Feegle:

“Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!”
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Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay
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Some assorted reminders as we enter the weekend:
1. Posting illegal content is a violation of §3.B of the Bluesky terms of service.
2. Violations of the TOS may be reported through the app. See TOS §6.A
3. The Hatch Act (5 USC §7321 et seq) is a law.
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Seriously. Do not interact with the govt accounts. Just don’t.
So they're trying to farm a highlights reel of "libs/lefties are violent and evil terrorists" episode.

They're trying to piss people off so they can farm screenshots of anything that can even loosely be interpreted as a threat.
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As Bluesky becomes the "New Twitter" (positive) and the "New Twitter" (derogatory), just keep in mind that one day in the future this administration is going to so something terrible related to this place and the Bluesky Leadership Team is ABSOLUTELY going to fully cooperate and fuck people over
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So we've been trained to sabotage our own movements from within and it worked on all of us I'm afraid! ESPECIALLY if you're marginalized. But here's how to stop it. Save these. These go in your phone now. REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE.
I don't really like mono-w but would you accept suggestions for WR, WG, and WB
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When elected officials are all "I don't know..." "I'm not familiar..." and "I haven't seen..." the headline should read:

[OFFICIAL] IGNORANT OF [IMPORTANT THING IT IS THEIR JOB TO KNOW]

Stop letting them claim ignorance to dodge questions!
I've been watching Columbo recently and I have never lusted for someone to get sent to the Columbo dimension more than in the ep about the advertisement guru who freely admitted to using subliminal messages to get people to buy things against their better judgment
and what do people doit ads? Avoid them. they go to the bathroom during ad breaks. they throw away junk mail. they install ad blockers. WE ARE DESTROYING OUR CULTURE TO BENEFIT SOMETHING THAT NOBODY FUCKING WANTS