Reverend Lucifer Johnson
@protestcheese.bsky.social
bluesky wallet inspector
i don’t know man, if i was in greenland and saw the way the senate isn’t willing to protect u.s. cities from trump, i wouldn’t be so sure they’d be willing to protect greenland.
January 17, 2026 at 2:48 AM
i don’t know man, if i was in greenland and saw the way the senate isn’t willing to protect u.s. cities from trump, i wouldn’t be so sure they’d be willing to protect greenland.
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Democrats almost always prefer to follow polls over actually leading. The fact that they're *not* following polls on ICE (which a plurality of voters want to abolish) tells us a lot about who they actually work for.
Indeed. Progressive Democrats in the Senate should be pushing to slash, decrease (if not just zero out) ICE funding - instead of looking to maintain the status quo of "zero increases."
The status quo shouldn't be acceptable.
The status quo shouldn't be acceptable.
Zero increases is not actually good.
January 16, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Democrats almost always prefer to follow polls over actually leading. The fact that they're *not* following polls on ICE (which a plurality of voters want to abolish) tells us a lot about who they actually work for.
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January 16, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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dems: they need more training!
the training: “ICE agents must use their victim’s preferred pronouns before, during, and after each attack”
the training: “ICE agents must use their victim’s preferred pronouns before, during, and after each attack”
January 14, 2026 at 7:37 PM
dems: they need more training!
the training: “ICE agents must use their victim’s preferred pronouns before, during, and after each attack”
the training: “ICE agents must use their victim’s preferred pronouns before, during, and after each attack”
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Dem proposals:
- all agents must say "please" and "thank you" before and after any beatings or shootings
- "Hi, my name is ________" tags now required
- no crop-tops
- all agents must say "please" and "thank you" before and after any beatings or shootings
- "Hi, my name is ________" tags now required
- no crop-tops
January 14, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Dem proposals:
- all agents must say "please" and "thank you" before and after any beatings or shootings
- "Hi, my name is ________" tags now required
- no crop-tops
- all agents must say "please" and "thank you" before and after any beatings or shootings
- "Hi, my name is ________" tags now required
- no crop-tops
picture this. you’re the governor of the state with the fifth largest economy in the world, and you invite ben shapiro on to your podcast (well, and you have a podcast), to tell him he’s right and you’re wrong.
yes, THAT ben shapiro. the wooden board in a bag guy.
yes, THAT ben shapiro. the wooden board in a bag guy.
January 16, 2026 at 6:09 PM
picture this. you’re the governor of the state with the fifth largest economy in the world, and you invite ben shapiro on to your podcast (well, and you have a podcast), to tell him he’s right and you’re wrong.
yes, THAT ben shapiro. the wooden board in a bag guy.
yes, THAT ben shapiro. the wooden board in a bag guy.
newsom always could’ve just not talked to ben shapiro
Only 15 days in and we have a strong contender for most embarrassing headline of the year.
Ben. Shapiro. The guy who can't get his wife wet. The guy who needs an old person to open the pickle jar for him.
Ben. Shapiro. The guy who can't get his wife wet. The guy who needs an old person to open the pickle jar for him.
January 16, 2026 at 2:59 PM
newsom always could’ve just not talked to ben shapiro
socialism is when fairness, and that would be awful
January 16, 2026 at 3:16 AM
socialism is when fairness, and that would be awful
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No more compromising with obvious bad faith actors who want fascism.
No more apologizing for their loftiest goals.
No more shrinking from bad faith attacks that they’re “too far left.”
Just fix shit and hold the bastards accountable.
That’s what the people want.
No more apologizing for their loftiest goals.
No more shrinking from bad faith attacks that they’re “too far left.”
Just fix shit and hold the bastards accountable.
That’s what the people want.
January 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
No more compromising with obvious bad faith actors who want fascism.
No more apologizing for their loftiest goals.
No more shrinking from bad faith attacks that they’re “too far left.”
Just fix shit and hold the bastards accountable.
That’s what the people want.
No more apologizing for their loftiest goals.
No more shrinking from bad faith attacks that they’re “too far left.”
Just fix shit and hold the bastards accountable.
That’s what the people want.
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Dem voter outreach is basically schizoposting. "You cost us 2016, you didn't vote for Hillary. We won 2020 without you, we don't need your vote. You cost us 2024, you wanted Trump, we don't need your vote."
January 15, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Dem voter outreach is basically schizoposting. "You cost us 2016, you didn't vote for Hillary. We won 2020 without you, we don't need your vote. You cost us 2024, you wanted Trump, we don't need your vote."
1. I don’t mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadents.
2. I can’t feed on the powerless when my cup’s already overfilled
3. they’re farming babies while the slaves are workin
4. Blood is on the table & the mouths are choking
5. i’m going hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeah
2. I can’t feed on the powerless when my cup’s already overfilled
3. they’re farming babies while the slaves are workin
4. Blood is on the table & the mouths are choking
5. i’m going hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeah
Introduce yourself with 5 facts:
1. Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
2. Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
3. All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
4. So there was only one thing that I could do
5. Ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
1. Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
2. Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
3. All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
4. So there was only one thing that I could do
5. Ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
Introduce yourself with 5 facts:
1. Ooo-eee
2. Ooo-ah-ah
3. Ting-tang
4. Walla walla
5. Bing-bang
1. Ooo-eee
2. Ooo-ah-ah
3. Ting-tang
4. Walla walla
5. Bing-bang
January 15, 2026 at 12:50 PM
1. I don’t mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadents.
2. I can’t feed on the powerless when my cup’s already overfilled
3. they’re farming babies while the slaves are workin
4. Blood is on the table & the mouths are choking
5. i’m going hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeah
2. I can’t feed on the powerless when my cup’s already overfilled
3. they’re farming babies while the slaves are workin
4. Blood is on the table & the mouths are choking
5. i’m going hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeah
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one guy in new york doesn't vote Harris: EVERY. 👏 VOTE. 👏 MATTERS. this is YOUR fault. take responsibility. and enjoy the camps!
23 Democrats vote for the worst person ever nominated to a position: the vote would've passed anyway, who cares
23 Democrats vote for the worst person ever nominated to a position: the vote would've passed anyway, who cares
January 15, 2026 at 2:09 AM
one guy in new york doesn't vote Harris: EVERY. 👏 VOTE. 👏 MATTERS. this is YOUR fault. take responsibility. and enjoy the camps!
23 Democrats vote for the worst person ever nominated to a position: the vote would've passed anyway, who cares
23 Democrats vote for the worst person ever nominated to a position: the vote would've passed anyway, who cares
hakeem jeffries shut the fuck up forever
January 15, 2026 at 2:30 AM
hakeem jeffries shut the fuck up forever
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the democratic party and the centrists in the party at the national level are a fascist movement full stop.
The House voted 341 to 79 to fund Trump's war-mongering foreign policy agenda.
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
January 14, 2026 at 11:56 PM
the democratic party and the centrists in the party at the national level are a fascist movement full stop.
hashtag vote blue no matter who
The House voted 341 to 79 to fund Trump's war-mongering foreign policy agenda.
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
January 15, 2026 at 12:08 AM
hashtag vote blue no matter who
if you don’t hate bill maher, why not?
There’s a certain kind of aging provocateur who can’t imagine losing on the merits, so every loss becomes proof of discrimination.
Like... dude, you lost to Ricky Gervais. I don't think it was about "wokeness." variety.com/2026/awards/...
Like... dude, you lost to Ricky Gervais. I don't think it was about "wokeness." variety.com/2026/awards/...
January 14, 2026 at 1:34 PM
if you don’t hate bill maher, why not?
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The cum-to-baby ratio is a massive concern to me.
-birthrate graph pervert
-birthrate graph pervert
January 14, 2026 at 11:51 AM
The cum-to-baby ratio is a massive concern to me.
-birthrate graph pervert
-birthrate graph pervert
this looks like shit
Arby's claims that it now has a Chicago-style Italian beef sandwich on its menu, but anyone from Chicago will be disappointed by this fast food version.
Arby's New Italian Beef Dip Is An Insult To Chicago - The Takeout
www.thetakeout.com
January 13, 2026 at 10:23 PM
this looks like shit
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Run the gif.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Run the gif.
these worthless fucks are STILL painting everything as an affordability issue. there’s only 3 take aways from this.
1) they are still listening to consultants instead of voters
2) they are ok with everything else trump is doing
3) both
1) they are still listening to consultants instead of voters
2) they are ok with everything else trump is doing
3) both
President Trump's clear attack on the Federal Reserve's independence threatens our economic stability and our position as the world's largest economy. It does nothing to reduce prices, create jobs, or support Colorado families.
January 13, 2026 at 1:37 PM
these worthless fucks are STILL painting everything as an affordability issue. there’s only 3 take aways from this.
1) they are still listening to consultants instead of voters
2) they are ok with everything else trump is doing
3) both
1) they are still listening to consultants instead of voters
2) they are ok with everything else trump is doing
3) both
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Can’t think of a better encapsulation of the downstream effects of neoliberalism as an ideology than powerlessness of the state to penalise a billionaire-owned child pornography generator, substituted with a reflexive will to crack down on individual consumers who engage with said generator.
Alex Norris explaining that the govt is passing legislation that means if someone asks Grok to produce an image of a woman in a bikini they will be committing a criminal offence. Whereas when it comes to taking action against X, we're told thats a matter for Ofcom not the govt.
January 13, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Can’t think of a better encapsulation of the downstream effects of neoliberalism as an ideology than powerlessness of the state to penalise a billionaire-owned child pornography generator, substituted with a reflexive will to crack down on individual consumers who engage with said generator.
the only king i’ll ever be in favor of is fucking
January 13, 2026 at 2:20 AM
the only king i’ll ever be in favor of is fucking