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The Ghost of Moose Johnson

@pseudo310.bsky.social

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Aspiring orc. Gamer (derogatory) and horror movie fan. This is how the world made me. Games Are Ghosts Vol. I available now https://pseudo310.itch.io/games-are-ghosts-vol-i

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The Ghost of Moose Johnson @pseudo310.bsky.social · Jan 16

I need to try even harder to tap into that weird shit out there. Ironically it seems like it was easier to find back when the internet was smaller. Now weirdness is a commercial aesthetic. But not the real stuff, the raw stuff that can't have its fangs pulled out. But it's buried beneath the rest.

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ShitpostBot 5000 @shitpostbot.com · 12h

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social · 6h

My big conspiracy is that due to our overall systemic decline in both cultural literacy and actual literacy we have spawned a generation of people who don’t even know how to get horny anymore

TheGamersician 🎮🎶 @thegamersician.com · 19h

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Speak for yourself lol

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The Ghost of Moose Johnson @pseudo310.bsky.social · 4h

Finished Lemurian Vampire and wrapped up Case of the Golden Idol. Fantastic game. I'm eager to try Rise of the Golden Idol but enjoyed pacing out the first game over a few months so I'll probably wait a bit.

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Kendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 7h

Mournful catch and release in the thrift store today

The back of a white t-shirt from the Big Dog shirt company. The design features a Big Dog Dr Evil called "Dogtor Evil" with "Mini Flea" on his shoulder while he's petting "Mr. Bigdogglesworth. The text underneath says "Throw me a frickin bone!"

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WEFAIL @wefail.bsky.social · 21h

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The Ghost of Moose Johnson @pseudo310.bsky.social · 9h

This isn't exactly a defense but my brain short circuited and I just straight up forgot what the jump button was for a second.

You didn't have this problem when controllers only had two buttons.

The Ghost of Moose Johnson @pseudo310.bsky.social · 9h

It didn't get any better from here.

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The Ghost of Moose Johnson @pseudo310.bsky.social · 9h

Finding out I have a humiliation fetish by playing Super Mario Bros

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10h

Bad person seeing a good person: what the fuck, why is she faking? Is it just to piss me off?

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The Ghost of Moose Johnson @pseudo310.bsky.social · 13h

The cartwheel right before it was artistic expression

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The Ghost of Moose Johnson @pseudo310.bsky.social · 13h

Why yes I've never played Donkey Kong Country how can you tell

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The Ghost of Moose Johnson @pseudo310.bsky.social · 13h

Okay found it. Putting it behind Barrel Cannon Canyon was mean.

The Ghost of Moose Johnson @pseudo310.bsky.social · 13h

I'm honestly still not sure I know how

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The Ghost of Moose Johnson @pseudo310.bsky.social · 13h

One thing rough about playing old games is not always knowing when or how you're saving. Got pretty deep into Donkey Kong Country and lost all my progress because I had no idea where a save point was.

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translator of the highest-rated game of all time @yukinogatari.moe · 2d

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The Ghost of Moose Johnson @pseudo310.bsky.social · 14h

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18h

Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 14h

I'm forming so many attachments! It's great!

Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 16h

”im addicted to this Buddhism game” —things someone who is good at buddhism would say???

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The Ghost of Moose Johnson @pseudo310.bsky.social · 14h

I need to learn how to dance just so I can dance to this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvw6...

Oro Solido - El Beeper

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The Ghost of Moose Johnson @pseudo310.bsky.social · 17h

The first episode grabbed me. Usually if I'm going to bounce off a show it's right away but it's set up an interesting situation with a flawed protagonist and solid stakes (keeping his family safe from guerrillas who want to kill them all because he's a traitor)

The Ghost of Moose Johnson @pseudo310.bsky.social · 19h

I'm just now learning about her for the first time and I have some very strong opinions based on a handful of paragraphs people have screenshotted! (I will never read a detailed account of her life and activism)

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The Ghost of Moose Johnson @pseudo310.bsky.social · 19h

By "people" here I mean the cohort of my 20s and 30s, mostly white nerds.

The Ghost of Moose Johnson @pseudo310.bsky.social · 19h

You don't hear it so much anymore but a refrain with people my age for a long time was "I like everything except country and rap" and Cash was almost always the one to crack them out of this mindset. I think this guy was a late bloomer.

Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19h

Johnny Cash released his cover of Nine Inch Nails' "Hurt" in 2002, shortly before he died - it was an enormous hit, it's hilarious that some guy writing for the Wall Street Journal is just now realizing he was cool

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The Ghost of Moose Johnson @pseudo310.bsky.social · 19h

I started watching Wild District, a Colombian series about a former guerrilla who's recruited by the government to track down a political assassin. Having mainly US action stuff and how we love to dream up bad guys to defeat, it has a lot of heft that its grounded in the reality of Colombia.

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The Ghost of Moose Johnson @pseudo310.bsky.social · 20h

Maybe if we create an AI generated video saying Trump died and show a big funeral it will make its way to him, he'll think it's real, and he'll just lay really still for 1-2 years .

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The Ghost of Moose Johnson @pseudo310.bsky.social · 1d

Yo I did it.

Though it was mainly the work of a 9 year old Pseudo and long dormant memories.