Neil Crump
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Scorpion says let me ride on your back to the other side or be left behind
February 18, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Scorpion says let me ride on your back to the other side or be left behind
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I need everyone to know that George Osborne has precisely zero merit to comment on anything other than apparently doing more jobs than AI ever could
February 18, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I need everyone to know that George Osborne has precisely zero merit to comment on anything other than apparently doing more jobs than AI ever could
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We didn't boo this cunt loudly enough in 2012
Him and Clegg, absolute pair of vacuous, amoral shitbags
Him and Clegg, absolute pair of vacuous, amoral shitbags
February 18, 2026 at 6:45 PM
We didn't boo this cunt loudly enough in 2012
Him and Clegg, absolute pair of vacuous, amoral shitbags
Him and Clegg, absolute pair of vacuous, amoral shitbags
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I made a tool that turns PCB designs into 3D-printable molds. you sandwich copper tape between the parts, sand the ridges, and you have a real working PCB. no etching, no chemicals. I am losing my mind
castpixel.itch.io/pcb-forge
castpixel.itch.io/pcb-forge
February 18, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I made a tool that turns PCB designs into 3D-printable molds. you sandwich copper tape between the parts, sand the ridges, and you have a real working PCB. no etching, no chemicals. I am losing my mind
castpixel.itch.io/pcb-forge
castpixel.itch.io/pcb-forge
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Come to St Monans! A wee gem in the East Neuk of Fife. Beautiful views, amazing fish & chips, intermittent haar, occasional existential dread & monsters
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
New Silent Hill game inspired by tiny fishing village in Fife
Silent Hill: Townfall is set in the fictional St Amelia, based on the real village of St Monans in the East Neuk of Fife.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 18, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Come to St Monans! A wee gem in the East Neuk of Fife. Beautiful views, amazing fish & chips, intermittent haar, occasional existential dread & monsters
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Remember, folks. Pancakes are just like children.
The first one always comes out a bit weird.
The first one always comes out a bit weird.
February 17, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Remember, folks. Pancakes are just like children.
The first one always comes out a bit weird.
The first one always comes out a bit weird.
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Related: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA85...
I Built a Dog Catapult
YouTube video by Michael Reeves
www.youtube.com
February 16, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Related: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA85...
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Mammals (we are mammals) only breed when conditions are right
So the problem is that the CONDITIONS ARE NOT RIGHT
So the problem is that the CONDITIONS ARE NOT RIGHT
February 16, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Mammals (we are mammals) only breed when conditions are right
So the problem is that the CONDITIONS ARE NOT RIGHT
So the problem is that the CONDITIONS ARE NOT RIGHT
Haha, Excel is, was and will always be the only answer required to this question. There can't be a more abused tool.
Can you think of examples where people use technologies differently from what the developers intended, whether unintentionally or as an act of resistance?
February 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Haha, Excel is, was and will always be the only answer required to this question. There can't be a more abused tool.
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Yellow Jackets is on ITV, worth watching especially the 1st season.
February 15, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Yellow Jackets is on ITV, worth watching especially the 1st season.
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I’m now a qualified engineer as a result of this
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I’m now a qualified engineer as a result of this
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the White House should really come with a cat, that every president has to deal with respectfully, as a reminder that the office is bigger than them
Larry the Cat celebrates 15 years as Downing Street’s chief mouser on Sunday.
The 19-year-old tabby is serving his sixth prime minister, having survived a decade of political turbulence in the UK government.
The 19-year-old tabby is serving his sixth prime minister, having survived a decade of political turbulence in the UK government.
‘First feline’ Larry marks 15 years as Britain’s political top cat
Larry the cat is marking 15 years as Britain’s Chief Mouser at 10 Downing Street, a symbol of stability in turbulent political times.
apnews.com
February 15, 2026 at 3:17 PM
the White House should really come with a cat, that every president has to deal with respectfully, as a reminder that the office is bigger than them
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All you people remembering albums that were important to you at 19. I can’t remember what I went upstairs for.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 PM
All you people remembering albums that were important to you at 19. I can’t remember what I went upstairs for.
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I've been rogered senseless by the marketing campaign, so of course I had to review it. #WutheringHeights
Wuthering shites
The additional sub-take that no one needed and this isn't just about the film.
juliaraeside.substack.com
February 15, 2026 at 10:19 AM
I've been rogered senseless by the marketing campaign, so of course I had to review it. #WutheringHeights
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Explaining the plot of Scooby-Doo to my daughter and realizing the central irony of the show is that the gang cruises around looking for magic and mysteries that never pan out, while the only truly supernatural element is the talking dog they all ignore.
February 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Explaining the plot of Scooby-Doo to my daughter and realizing the central irony of the show is that the gang cruises around looking for magic and mysteries that never pan out, while the only truly supernatural element is the talking dog they all ignore.
@captainfanny.co.uk How has your Dave The Diver-ing been going?
February 15, 2026 at 12:04 PM
@captainfanny.co.uk How has your Dave The Diver-ing been going?
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Thought I’d just pass on some relationship advice my grandma once gave to me: if you’re unhappy with your partner or spouse why don’t you replace their head in every photograph in your house with a picture of your celebrity crush? x
February 15, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Thought I’d just pass on some relationship advice my grandma once gave to me: if you’re unhappy with your partner or spouse why don’t you replace their head in every photograph in your house with a picture of your celebrity crush? x
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Why does no one like my etymology fact. I bet you’re all too busy having sex and eating flowers and whatever couples do
February 14, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Why does no one like my etymology fact. I bet you’re all too busy having sex and eating flowers and whatever couples do
Marty Supreme time
February 14, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Marty Supreme time
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February comes from the word februa- which is a whip made of dog or goat skin and was used in the ancient Roman festival Lupercalia (fertility festival) held in mid Feb. Women used to be whipped with these februa because they believed it promoted childbirth and fertility.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
February 14, 2026 at 7:37 PM
February comes from the word februa- which is a whip made of dog or goat skin and was used in the ancient Roman festival Lupercalia (fertility festival) held in mid Feb. Women used to be whipped with these februa because they believed it promoted childbirth and fertility.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
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Bit like when I made a nativity scene from my meds.
February 14, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Bit like when I made a nativity scene from my meds.