Neil Crump
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Today I Learned that Germany doesn't do Armistice Day & instead Karnival season kicks off at 11:11 on the 11th of November.
I learned this when escorting my German colleague to the smoking shelter past all the assembled military personnel at our office at 10:55.
I learned this when escorting my German colleague to the smoking shelter past all the assembled military personnel at our office at 10:55.
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Today I Learned that Germany doesn't do Armistice Day & instead Karnival season kicks off at 11:11 on the 11th of November.
I learned this when escorting my German colleague to the smoking shelter past all the assembled military personnel at our office at 10:55.
I learned this when escorting my German colleague to the smoking shelter past all the assembled military personnel at our office at 10:55.
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I loved breaking bad so much. And no one believes me but actually I think I was the first person in the UK to watch it and all the hype was because of me. Haters will say it’s fake but it’s true
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I loved breaking bad so much. And no one believes me but actually I think I was the first person in the UK to watch it and all the hype was because of me. Haters will say it’s fake but it’s true
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fellas is it gay to wash your hands????
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
fellas is it gay to wash your hands????
3 days IN THE OFFICE coming up. Like in the olden days?
a white rabbit with pink ears is standing on a table with its mouth open .
ALT: a white rabbit with pink ears is standing on a table with its mouth open .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
3 days IN THE OFFICE coming up. Like in the olden days?
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Cashier ID’d me for these and I can only assume they were suspicious I was going to do an extremely PRECISE murder
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Cashier ID’d me for these and I can only assume they were suspicious I was going to do an extremely PRECISE murder
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
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Having a flock of parakeets here will never not be cool
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Having a flock of parakeets here will never not be cool
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I feel like Bernard in that episode of Black Books where he’s doing his taxes
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I feel like Bernard in that episode of Black Books where he’s doing his taxes
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The real juice in The Traitors has always been that final moment
a picture of ralph and lisa from the simpsons
ALT: a picture of ralph and lisa from the simpsons
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The real juice in The Traitors has always been that final moment
I just wish they'd let us binge Celeb Traitors like God intended. I can't remember last week's at all. And it would've avoided the last-ep-leak thing.
November 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I just wish they'd let us binge Celeb Traitors like God intended. I can't remember last week's at all. And it would've avoided the last-ep-leak thing.
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'Arrival'
(2016)
Dir. Denis Villeneuve
(2016)
Dir. Denis Villeneuve
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
'Arrival'
(2016)
Dir. Denis Villeneuve
(2016)
Dir. Denis Villeneuve
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traitorssssss finaaaaaaleeeeeeee tonightttttttttt
November 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
traitorssssss finaaaaaaleeeeeeee tonightttttttttt
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They don’t let you leave the blood place unless you eaten a club bar and they check your mouth and under your tongue first HOW is this happening so much? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5...
Wandsworth prison admits second inmate released in error in past week - live updates
Police are looking for Brahim Kaddour-Cherif, an Algerian freed in error a week ago, and a 35-year-old called William Smith, freed by mistake on Monday.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
They don’t let you leave the blood place unless you eaten a club bar and they check your mouth and under your tongue first HOW is this happening so much? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5...
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Now we know why Lammy bricked his pants in question time earlier LOL BLOODY GOOD SHOW
They don’t let you leave the blood place unless you eaten a club bar and they check your mouth and under your tongue first HOW is this happening so much? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5...
Wandsworth prison admits second inmate released in error in past week - live updates
Police are looking for Brahim Kaddour-Cherif, an Algerian freed in error a week ago, and a 35-year-old called William Smith, freed by mistake on Monday.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Now we know why Lammy bricked his pants in question time earlier LOL BLOODY GOOD SHOW
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Lmao “can the public help us find that prisoner”
Idk can you help me do my monthly marketing report?
Idk can you help me do my monthly marketing report?
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Lmao “can the public help us find that prisoner”
Idk can you help me do my monthly marketing report?
Idk can you help me do my monthly marketing report?
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such remember. so gunpowder. much plot. very treason. wow
November 5, 2025 at 11:17 AM
such remember. so gunpowder. much plot. very treason. wow
POV: What You Would See During an AI Takeover
YouTube video by Species | Documenting AGI
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Dunno? Think I prefer the top model version? x
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Dunno? Think I prefer the top model version? x
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Is it cosssss we work long hours, our pay is stagnant, our economy is the pits, our taxes are diabolical, our councils are circuses, our water companies are poisoning our water anddddd we don’t see the point of working for no merit anymore? Hazarding a guess tho
November 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Is it cosssss we work long hours, our pay is stagnant, our economy is the pits, our taxes are diabolical, our councils are circuses, our water companies are poisoning our water anddddd we don’t see the point of working for no merit anymore? Hazarding a guess tho
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So am I looking at a sex addict, sex addict, sex addict, sex addict?
‘Forty prostitutes in four days’: Explosive new claims deepen Andrew scandal
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, formerly known as Prince Andrew, is facing new explosive allegations about his conduct abroad, including claims he arranged for “40 prostitutes” to be delivered to his luxury hotel during an official trip to Thailand.
www.skynews.com.au
November 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
So am I looking at a sex addict, sex addict, sex addict, sex addict?
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November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Bit Rich of the USA to want to ship Andy over for Epstein questioning but not have a look at their own orange lump of shit?
November 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Bit Rich of the USA to want to ship Andy over for Epstein questioning but not have a look at their own orange lump of shit?
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