Neil Crump
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Teddy Ruxpin FUCKS
November 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Teddy Ruxpin FUCKS
Tweeted this & the name-searching cunt RT'd me, so I guess I'm locked forever there now 😒
So many dickriders in the replies.
So many dickriders in the replies.
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Tweeted this & the name-searching cunt RT'd me, so I guess I'm locked forever there now 😒
So many dickriders in the replies.
So many dickriders in the replies.
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1. Doesn't know it's called Cloudflare, not Cloudfare.
2. Has never encountered a microphone before.
2. Has never encountered a microphone before.
Good morning
Now THIS once again
Now THIS once again
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
1. Doesn't know it's called Cloudflare, not Cloudfare.
2. Has never encountered a microphone before.
2. Has never encountered a microphone before.
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Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
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Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures
WSJ: “.. If the AI market blows up, the blast radius would be wide, hitting not only Wall Street firms, but also pensions, mutual and exchange-traded funds and individual investors, because of how debt is often sliced and resold across the financial landscape.”
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November 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures
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The American government is going to be asked to bail this bullshit out; you wait & see.
Then companies like Google will buy whatever it is the Gov bought at a discount.
Then companies like Google will buy whatever it is the Gov bought at a discount.
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The American government is going to be asked to bail this bullshit out; you wait & see.
Then companies like Google will buy whatever it is the Gov bought at a discount.
Then companies like Google will buy whatever it is the Gov bought at a discount.
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
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Gives you a little warm glow when one of your competitors fucks up 🥰
Still, surprisingly honest status page I guess
Still, surprisingly honest status page I guess
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Gives you a little warm glow when one of your competitors fucks up 🥰
Still, surprisingly honest status page I guess
Still, surprisingly honest status page I guess
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Need this after today
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Need this after today
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Yo you know you can have a therapy sesh with Sigmund Freud?
November 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Yo you know you can have a therapy sesh with Sigmund Freud?
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Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
Today I Learned that Germany doesn't do Armistice Day & instead Karnival season kicks off at 11:11 on the 11th of November.
I learned this when escorting my German colleague to the smoking shelter past all the assembled military personnel at our office at 10:55.
I learned this when escorting my German colleague to the smoking shelter past all the assembled military personnel at our office at 10:55.
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Today I Learned that Germany doesn't do Armistice Day & instead Karnival season kicks off at 11:11 on the 11th of November.
I learned this when escorting my German colleague to the smoking shelter past all the assembled military personnel at our office at 10:55.
I learned this when escorting my German colleague to the smoking shelter past all the assembled military personnel at our office at 10:55.
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I loved breaking bad so much. And no one believes me but actually I think I was the first person in the UK to watch it and all the hype was because of me. Haters will say it’s fake but it’s true
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I loved breaking bad so much. And no one believes me but actually I think I was the first person in the UK to watch it and all the hype was because of me. Haters will say it’s fake but it’s true
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fellas is it gay to wash your hands????
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
fellas is it gay to wash your hands????
3 days IN THE OFFICE coming up. Like in the olden days?
a white rabbit with pink ears is standing on a table with its mouth open .
ALT: a white rabbit with pink ears is standing on a table with its mouth open .
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November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
3 days IN THE OFFICE coming up. Like in the olden days?
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Cashier ID’d me for these and I can only assume they were suspicious I was going to do an extremely PRECISE murder
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Cashier ID’d me for these and I can only assume they were suspicious I was going to do an extremely PRECISE murder
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
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November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
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Having a flock of parakeets here will never not be cool
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Having a flock of parakeets here will never not be cool
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I feel like Bernard in that episode of Black Books where he’s doing his taxes
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I feel like Bernard in that episode of Black Books where he’s doing his taxes
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The real juice in The Traitors has always been that final moment
a picture of ralph and lisa from the simpsons
ALT: a picture of ralph and lisa from the simpsons
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November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The real juice in The Traitors has always been that final moment