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Quetzi
@quetzi.bsky.social
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He/they. Chicago.
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catbus.phd
I am brimming with holiday spirit
a guillotine made from gingerbread, decorated with white icing snow and icicles
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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milkyblood.bsky.social
All the familiars
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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natclayton.bsky.social
how the hell are this many of you still using spotify. get a bandcamp account like a normal person.
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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globalmuseum.bsky.social
A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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thebrainofchris.bsky.social
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
jimmygila.bsky.social Jimmy Martin @jimmygila.bsky.social · 10d
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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schweizercomics.bsky.social
Thinking about Christmas presents? Maybe you want to get a book of little paper figures from a classic work of literature for the reader in your life!
crogan.bigcartel.com/category/pap...
December 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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saralegal.bsky.social
I named my fists Troilus and Cressida because they're rarely produced, lackluster, and mostly just offer a lesson about the futility of violence.
swordsjew.bsky.social Tal B. Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 11d
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
studdwardo.bsky.social studdwardo.bsky.social @studdwardo.bsky.social · 11d
I named my fists Gilbert and Sullivan because they are slaves to duty
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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ageofoddish.bsky.social
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane. A plate of the same cookies.
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as "ball and chain" and "battle-axe" and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there's my beautiful Lucerne hammer
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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daisyowl.com
maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
quetzi.bsky.social
Frankly incredible that you can tell that medieval art is a forgery made by one specific incredibly prolific guy just by the extent to which he was a breast man.
Lover Harping for a Lady, by the Spanish Forger. The lady in question is well endowed, as is her servant. St. Martha Taming the Tarrasque, by the Spanish Forger. Every single woman in this has maximum cleavage. Susannah and the Elders Object, by the Spanish Forger. Susannah, despite the cloth she's wrapping around her, has some improbable side boob. Mary Magdalene Visited by a Couple at Her Cave, by the Spanish Forger. You can tell it's Mary Magdalene because her tits are fully out.
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
quetzi.bsky.social
This is too many dimensions. What gives you the fucking right?
The bsky icon, in all its shaded glory
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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gshowitt.bsky.social
D66 Things Guards Say When You Pass A Stealth Check (Fantasy)
This is a D66 table which is too long to fit into the alt text. It's 36 different things a Guard might say when you pass a stealth check. Here's a selection, anyway: “Huh. Guess it must have been the wind.” “Blimey, the size of the size of the rats ‘round here!” “I must be tired.” “Don’t bother. This place makes all sorts of weird noises.” “You’re hearing things! You ought to lay off the whiskey.” “Guess it was nothing.” “I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.” “Go on, get out of here!” “I’m not checking it. You check it.” “Come on, who’d try to sneak in here?” “Ugh. I hate this job.” “Any more noises like that and I’ll be forced to stand up and take a look.” “I don’t feel like getting shanked in the ribs tonight. Just let it slide.” “What you mean, ‘strange noise?’ Sounds like a perfectly normal noise to me.” “My doctor said I’m not supposed to investigate mysterious sounds after 6pm.” *aimlessly whistles a sea shanty, and dreams of their true purpose: sailing the mighty ocean* “Ohhh, my aching back! I can barely stand up straight, let alone search for intruders!” “Geoffrey? Is that you? I’ve told you not to do the hiding thing any more. It’s dangerous.” “I think someone must have left a window open somewhere.” to themselves: “Don’t be scared. Shh. There’s no such thing as ghosts.” “Probably just a harmless drunk. They kip in here sometimes.” “Hey, your shift’s over! It’s my time to guard. Let me have this, Sylvia.” reading aloud, weeping: “Dear Erik. I am very sorry, but I must leave you. I’ve found a new lover. He wants to start a family. I can’t wait for your promotion any longer.” “No, no: my grandfather told me about a time he investigated a nearby disruption. I’m not going to make the same mistake.”
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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hauntedsink.bsky.social
yak yak yak, get a job.
A picture of Barbie holding a laptop with another Barbie dressed in a labcoat, from a promotional campaign called "I can be..." underneath is a messy typewritten quote from the Hacker Manifesto: "This is our world now. The world of the electron and the switch; the beauty of the baud. We exist without nationality, skin color, or religious bias. You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop me, but you can't stop us all."
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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papapishu.bsky.social
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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captainawkward.bsky.social
This is hilarious and it also reminds me of one of my favorite bits ever

youtu.be/6QX57aIDbDU
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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babadooknukem.bsky.social
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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oldenoughtosay.com
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke

history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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doctorallisona.bsky.social
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
A comic panel from Watchmen, showing a partially muscled skeleton (Dr Manhattan) screaming in pain in front of two horrified security guards. Text reads: “November 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing…”
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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slimyswampghost.bsky.social
Columbo, the detective!
November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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weirdmedieval.bsky.social
hey i wrote an article about folk names for birds and you should check it out!!!

open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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ztul.bsky.social
After weeks of saying she's seeing someone "who works in television," the girls find out Samantha is dating a Muppet. Carrie and Miranda have doubts, until he teaches Charlotte a song that helps her remember directions for walking home from the bus stop by herself.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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skeet.best
BABIES ARE BORN WORSHIPPING UNKNOWN GODS — DWARF FORTRESS, BUG REPORT #13172
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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ianzpotter.bsky.social
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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phineas.bsky.social
New awareness campaign
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM