William Maley
@realmudmonster.bsky.social
Data Specalist for JATO Dynamics and sometime freelance writer. Recovering full-time freelance writer. In a constant state of something.
Can confirm, don't have enough social connections to pull something off.
Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist https://theonion.com/study-finds-80-of-americans-lack-social-connections-to-pull-off-heist/
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Can confirm, don't have enough social connections to pull something off.
This isn’t what I had in mind for when opposites attract.
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
This isn’t what I had in mind for when opposites attract.
This is the type of help I hope to give whenever someone asks me what kind of car they should consider.
Not to worry I have been texting Drew proper options
December 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This is the type of help I hope to give whenever someone asks me what kind of car they should consider.
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hey valve, just a reminder: Leisure Suit Larry 3 was followed by Leisure Suit Larry 5.
You can just jump to Half-Life 4!
You can just jump to Half-Life 4!
December 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
hey valve, just a reminder: Leisure Suit Larry 3 was followed by Leisure Suit Larry 5.
You can just jump to Half-Life 4!
You can just jump to Half-Life 4!
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under pressure
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
under pressure
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It's good that they do, but I hope they're left to explore it on their own terms. Some people can be really frickin' weird about how younger people 'should' interact with retro tech. And with some of it, hacked consoles and ROMs are the only way of playing games due to the cost of some classics.
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It's good that they do, but I hope they're left to explore it on their own terms. Some people can be really frickin' weird about how younger people 'should' interact with retro tech. And with some of it, hacked consoles and ROMs are the only way of playing games due to the cost of some classics.
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ME: [using my Trying Extremely Hard To Get Employed voice] You know, you could even say that applying for a job is a job, these days
December 6, 2025 at 6:58 AM
ME: [using my Trying Extremely Hard To Get Employed voice] You know, you could even say that applying for a job is a job, these days
I will not engage with the kei car discourse
I will not engage with the kei car discourse
I will not engage with the kei car discourse
I will not engage with the kei car discourse
I will not engage with the kei car discourse
I will not engage with the kei car discourse
I will not engage with the kei car discourse
I will not engage with the kei car discourse
I will not engage with the kei car discourse
I will not engage with the kei car discourse
I will not engage with the kei car discourse
December 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I will not engage with the kei car discourse
I will not engage with the kei car discourse
I will not engage with the kei car discourse
I will not engage with the kei car discourse
I will not engage with the kei car discourse
I will not engage with the kei car discourse
I will not engage with the kei car discourse
I will not engage with the kei car discourse
I will not engage with the kei car discourse
I will not engage with the kei car discourse
I will not engage with the kei car discourse
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every time i see that water tower i remember the animaniacs are trapped in there by david zaslav. Yet every story leaves it out
PSKY'S ATTORNEYS: $WBD "appears to have abandoned the semblance and reality of a fair transaction process, thereby abdicating its duties to stockholders, and embarked on a myopic process with a predetermined outcome that favors a single bidder .."
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Paramount questions Warner Bros. Discovery on 'fairness and adequacy' of sale process: Read the full letter
Paramount attorneys sent a letter to Warner Bros. Discovery questioning whether its acting in the best interest of shareholders.
www.cnbc.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
every time i see that water tower i remember the animaniacs are trapped in there by david zaslav. Yet every story leaves it out
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man these are getting too real
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
man these are getting too real
Excited to see Joe build an electric AMC Ambassador using the base of this.
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Excited to see Joe build an electric AMC Ambassador using the base of this.
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Cannot stress how bad shit is about to get if you want to build any kind of PC.
Crucial is shutting down — because Micron wants to sell its RAM and SSDs to AI companies instead. It’s already getting hard to build an affordable PC, and the exit of the longstanding provider of consumer memory is going to make that even more challenging www.theverge.com/news/837594/...
Crucial is shutting down — because Micron wants to sell its RAM and SSDs to AI companies instead
Another blow to PC gaming.
www.theverge.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Cannot stress how bad shit is about to get if you want to build any kind of PC.
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Going to send this to people as an insult
December 2, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Going to send this to people as an insult
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
I don't need to be called out like this
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I don't need to be called out like this
I'm sold on this.
Sales rep asleep on the passenger size = very relaxing for everyone.
Sales rep asleep on the passenger size = very relaxing for everyone.
Walked past the new Audi wagon; sales rep fast asleep in the passenger side
December 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I'm sold on this.
Sales rep asleep on the passenger size = very relaxing for everyone.
Sales rep asleep on the passenger size = very relaxing for everyone.
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
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Me pulling into a parking lot: Oh, Veloster N. Really would like to drive one of those.
Moment later: Holy crap. A Shelby Daytona?! I cannot remember the last time I’ve seen one.
Moment later: Holy crap. A Shelby Daytona?! I cannot remember the last time I’ve seen one.
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me pulling into a parking lot: Oh, Veloster N. Really would like to drive one of those.
Moment later: Holy crap. A Shelby Daytona?! I cannot remember the last time I’ve seen one.
Moment later: Holy crap. A Shelby Daytona?! I cannot remember the last time I’ve seen one.
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
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Illegally Italian Kaiju attacks New York to stomp on stupid Goombas. News at 11
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Illegally Italian Kaiju attacks New York to stomp on stupid Goombas. News at 11
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Still want to do this if anyone is looking for a little walkin' around money this honda day season
Looking to publish a story correlating automaker investments in new technology and earnings/share price. For example-- X automaker made public investments in Y technology, it had this impact on shares and this impact on earnings (if any.) If anyone knows a finance journalist who'd write it LMK
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Still want to do this if anyone is looking for a little walkin' around money this honda day season
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“Dang! The radio’s been ripped off again.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“Dang! The radio’s been ripped off again.”