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indescribable
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Today's #humblesoup is mushroom, kale, and merguez sausage, with goat cheese crumbles. I used homemade chicken broth for the liquid. It's mildly spicy, and the lamb gives it a sophisticated twist. #food #quickmeal #keto #leftovers #cooking
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Could someone call Alfred Hitchcock for me?
November 14, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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guy who won't stop calling things "liminal" found dead at the end of a normal hallway
February 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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The Girl with the Dragonfly Temporary Tattoo
September 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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almost stepped on this lil one yesterday, i’m glad it moved a bit so i avoided it but i did scoot it off into the bushes
August 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The Girl with the Dragonfly Temporary Tattoo
September 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Sir please be careful with that long-running tv show from the early 2000s, that ones load-bearing
February 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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this is my emotional support scimitar
August 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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the human mind was not meant to perceive more than 1-2 orbs per day
August 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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They need to make museums open 24/7. Buzzed off 2 hard seltzers at 10:30pm is when I’m *most* interested in old artifacts from the titanic
February 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Matter cannot be created or destroyed; it just becomes the tiny specks of dust that fall onto your phone the moment you put on a new screen protector
April 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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a little work in progress
August 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Novocaine for my lizard brain.
August 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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who the hell put up all these signs about jesus’s orgasms? it’s none of my business that he’s coming
July 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Bat shit is crazy but bullshit is made up.
August 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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August 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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*Foo Fighters voice* There goes my gyro
August 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy waiting for the microwave to beep.
July 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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my dog would love you, he loves everyone
August 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Want a glazed ham?

me flirting
July 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM