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yeah ok @poutinesmoothie.bsky.social · Jul 10

We forge the chains we wear in life.

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yeah ok @poutinesmoothie.bsky.social · Sep 8

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but eat an orange also because scurvy is nothing to joke about.

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · Aug 3

Coffee and sex on Sunday because like Jesus said: ground and pound, or something like that.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · Aug 30

I’m very classy. One of society’s elite, to be sure.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · Aug 30

Suckling at the teat of ennui.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · Aug 30

Woo me, you bitch

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · Aug 30

As two things we rely on for our immediate survival, it’s shocking how horrible humans treat air and water.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · Nov 2

Gonna go scream in the woods for a bit, anyone wanna come with?

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · Sep 7

Netflix and snack under the full moon

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · Sep 7

final stage of acceptance that I will never spell sillouette correct on the first attempt

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · Dec 4

I love witches and vampires but only the sexy ones

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · Sep 8

pumpkin spice hemorrhoid cream

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Leen McBeans 🦇 @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · Sep 8

Trump’s biggest accomplishment is making George W Bush look good in comparison

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · Sep 8

Taxes are over-complicated and scary but at least if you screw up, you only go to jail

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · Sep 7

It’s always ok to not post a selfie

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Leen McBeans 🦇 @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · Sep 8

My friend got a colectomy and I’m proud to say I was kind enough to wait a whole 24 hours before I started calling him “semicolon”

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · Sep 8

If I got that golden ticket I'd take that glass elevator straight into the sun.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · Sep 8

Skip to the good parts.

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · Sep 8

Labubu is a decent name for a girl fart

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Sep 8

my nephew calls any noodle-based dish that's in soup/broth "juicy noodles" and you know what he's right

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · Sep 6

I got filter straws for the apocalypse so who wants to come over and drink the creek water behind my house with me to see if they work

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · Sep 8

It's not even worth the esoteric anymore when anyone can just shed atoms of the arcane and wave an app for layperson's terms that says tome means book and it (book) means shit gets into you

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · Sep 8

I collect and display tongue depressors like souvenir travel spoons.

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · Sep 8

I'm the kind of calm under pressure that makes heart doctors and vulcanologists nervous

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