Isaias Rodriguez
@rodrigis.bsky.social
Pov you didnt give him any crunchberries
January 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Pov you didnt give him any crunchberries
Reposted by Isaias Rodriguez
Reposted by Isaias Rodriguez
Reposted by Isaias Rodriguez
Reposted by Isaias Rodriguez
JACK BLACK: Give me four chicken nuggets
THE FOOD REPLICATOR ON THE USS ENTERPRISE-D: There are 431 varieties of chicken nuggets on file. Please specify restaurant of origin.
JB: I said I want FOUR CHICKEN McNUGGETS
FR: Chicken McNuggets are distributed in quantities of 6, 10, and 20. Please specify
THE FOOD REPLICATOR ON THE USS ENTERPRISE-D: There are 431 varieties of chicken nuggets on file. Please specify restaurant of origin.
JB: I said I want FOUR CHICKEN McNUGGETS
FR: Chicken McNuggets are distributed in quantities of 6, 10, and 20. Please specify
January 6, 2026 at 1:00 PM
JACK BLACK: Give me four chicken nuggets
THE FOOD REPLICATOR ON THE USS ENTERPRISE-D: There are 431 varieties of chicken nuggets on file. Please specify restaurant of origin.
JB: I said I want FOUR CHICKEN McNUGGETS
FR: Chicken McNuggets are distributed in quantities of 6, 10, and 20. Please specify
THE FOOD REPLICATOR ON THE USS ENTERPRISE-D: There are 431 varieties of chicken nuggets on file. Please specify restaurant of origin.
JB: I said I want FOUR CHICKEN McNUGGETS
FR: Chicken McNuggets are distributed in quantities of 6, 10, and 20. Please specify
Reposted by Isaias Rodriguez
Reposted by Isaias Rodriguez
In Mario vs. Donkey Kong, Polterguys are Shy Guys that turn into blocks. Due to the game's camera using massive amounts of foreshortening, they must compensate for it. To appear perfectly cubical, they are actually immensely long.
January 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
In Mario vs. Donkey Kong, Polterguys are Shy Guys that turn into blocks. Due to the game's camera using massive amounts of foreshortening, they must compensate for it. To appear perfectly cubical, they are actually immensely long.
Reposted by Isaias Rodriguez
Marked out like I just heard the Stone Cold breaking glass sound
January 4, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Marked out like I just heard the Stone Cold breaking glass sound
Reposted by Isaias Rodriguez
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
Reposted by Isaias Rodriguez
it is now administrative policy that congress will react to every new event like this
January 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
it is now administrative policy that congress will react to every new event like this
Reposted by Isaias Rodriguez
If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
The only bad thing about getting off work early is i have these 2 chuds yelling at me until its food time which they think is any time i come back home after more than an hour
January 2, 2026 at 6:36 PM
The only bad thing about getting off work early is i have these 2 chuds yelling at me until its food time which they think is any time i come back home after more than an hour
Reposted by Isaias Rodriguez
Arc System Works round start quote
Lesbian Cougars - Yet Another Orgasm - The Ecstasy Never Ends
January 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Arc System Works round start quote
Reposted by Isaias Rodriguez
i don’t think that indiana is any good
January 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
i don’t think that indiana is any good
Reposted by Isaias Rodriguez
RIP Mike F, he made endless bangers but this is my favorite
December 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
RIP Mike F, he made endless bangers but this is my favorite
Reposted by Isaias Rodriguez
Reposted by Isaias Rodriguez
Lots happening here but the villain of Beethoven is literally kidnapping dogs to test more lethal soft-tissue destroying bullets and Charles Grodin’s dream is to get new investors in his company but they turn out to be vulture capitalists.
Fascists truly cannot distinguish fiction from reality
This has ELEVEN THOUSAND likes on the hellsite
This has ELEVEN THOUSAND likes on the hellsite
December 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Lots happening here but the villain of Beethoven is literally kidnapping dogs to test more lethal soft-tissue destroying bullets and Charles Grodin’s dream is to get new investors in his company but they turn out to be vulture capitalists.
Double Zeta's Argama breakroom has escalated the vending situation
December 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Double Zeta's Argama breakroom has escalated the vending situation
Reposted by Isaias Rodriguez
Reposted by Isaias Rodriguez
Reposted by Isaias Rodriguez
Reposted by Isaias Rodriguez
You don’t think comics are cool? Well, choke on this bad boy.
March 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
You don’t think comics are cool? Well, choke on this bad boy.
Reposted by Isaias Rodriguez
“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”
December 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”
Guy who definitely knows that he wants the jalapeño chips
December 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Guy who definitely knows that he wants the jalapeño chips
Reposted by Isaias Rodriguez
