Ryan Cronkhite
@ryancronkhite.bsky.social
Tabletop gaming enthusiast, Godzilla apologist, and single dad. Advocate of fully automated luxury gay space communism. Person of ADD. I only yell at clouds when they deserve it.
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Ryan Cronkhite
@ryancronkhite.bsky.social
· Mar 30
To quote my daughter, "I wish I could do backflips. That way, when someone asks me an awkward question, I can do a backflip and then walk away. They probably won't follow me."
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some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them by a team of Mattel's most rabid lawyers
www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them by a team of Mattel's most rabid lawyers
Guillermo del Toro's Neverending Story
Guillermo del Toro’s ET
Guillermo del Toro’s Blues Clues
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Guillermo del Toro's Neverending Story
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I was pretty proud of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr6x...
Why Did the Leopard Eat My Face
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I was pretty proud of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr6x...
Customer (who is short): Jesus! You're a Sasquatch!
Me (tallish, bearded, and with hair to my shoulders): Um... Thank you?
Customer's Wife: I apologize. He's a Republican and an idiot. There's nothing I can do.
Me: They make shock collars?
*We all laughed and I didn't get fired*
Me (tallish, bearded, and with hair to my shoulders): Um... Thank you?
Customer's Wife: I apologize. He's a Republican and an idiot. There's nothing I can do.
Me: They make shock collars?
*We all laughed and I didn't get fired*
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Customer (who is short): Jesus! You're a Sasquatch!
Me (tallish, bearded, and with hair to my shoulders): Um... Thank you?
Customer's Wife: I apologize. He's a Republican and an idiot. There's nothing I can do.
Me: They make shock collars?
*We all laughed and I didn't get fired*
Me (tallish, bearded, and with hair to my shoulders): Um... Thank you?
Customer's Wife: I apologize. He's a Republican and an idiot. There's nothing I can do.
Me: They make shock collars?
*We all laughed and I didn't get fired*
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
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Sometimes beauty waits for you on the familiar path,
the one you barely think about,
quiet, unassuming, present.
It isn’t reserved for rarity.
It’s here, in the soft scatter of leaves,
in the gold hush of the season,
reminding you that wonder has never been hiding,
only waiting to be seen.
the one you barely think about,
quiet, unassuming, present.
It isn’t reserved for rarity.
It’s here, in the soft scatter of leaves,
in the gold hush of the season,
reminding you that wonder has never been hiding,
only waiting to be seen.
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Sometimes beauty waits for you on the familiar path,
the one you barely think about,
quiet, unassuming, present.
It isn’t reserved for rarity.
It’s here, in the soft scatter of leaves,
in the gold hush of the season,
reminding you that wonder has never been hiding,
only waiting to be seen.
the one you barely think about,
quiet, unassuming, present.
It isn’t reserved for rarity.
It’s here, in the soft scatter of leaves,
in the gold hush of the season,
reminding you that wonder has never been hiding,
only waiting to be seen.
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A little gift 💝…
*unique fantasy world
*banter
*tiny alcoholic dragons
*a grumpy soldier
*scented magic
*flying waka
*slightly sweary Kiwis 🇳🇿 trying to survive in a new world.
#booksky #specfic #nzwriter #indieauthor
*unique fantasy world
*banter
*tiny alcoholic dragons
*a grumpy soldier
*scented magic
*flying waka
*slightly sweary Kiwis 🇳🇿 trying to survive in a new world.
#booksky #specfic #nzwriter #indieauthor
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A little gift 💝…
*unique fantasy world
*banter
*tiny alcoholic dragons
*a grumpy soldier
*scented magic
*flying waka
*slightly sweary Kiwis 🇳🇿 trying to survive in a new world.
#booksky #specfic #nzwriter #indieauthor
*unique fantasy world
*banter
*tiny alcoholic dragons
*a grumpy soldier
*scented magic
*flying waka
*slightly sweary Kiwis 🇳🇿 trying to survive in a new world.
#booksky #specfic #nzwriter #indieauthor
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If I can get 10,000 people to watch my horror documentary HAUNTED LAKE LANIER ,I can pay to finish my film Preacher Six. It is just 1.59 to rent or 4.99 to purchase.
Who is in!?
Rent it on Amazon to help keep indiefilm alive!
www.amazon.com/gp/video/det...
We can do this! #Filmsky
Who is in!?
Rent it on Amazon to help keep indiefilm alive!
www.amazon.com/gp/video/det...
We can do this! #Filmsky
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
If I can get 10,000 people to watch my horror documentary HAUNTED LAKE LANIER ,I can pay to finish my film Preacher Six. It is just 1.59 to rent or 4.99 to purchase.
Who is in!?
Rent it on Amazon to help keep indiefilm alive!
www.amazon.com/gp/video/det...
We can do this! #Filmsky
Who is in!?
Rent it on Amazon to help keep indiefilm alive!
www.amazon.com/gp/video/det...
We can do this! #Filmsky
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Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
I love the fact that DuckTales (2017) follows the richest duck in the world and is both anti-fascist and anti-tech billionaire. It also illustrates that being rich only has actual value if it's guided by empathy and philanthropy.
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I love the fact that DuckTales (2017) follows the richest duck in the world and is both anti-fascist and anti-tech billionaire. It also illustrates that being rich only has actual value if it's guided by empathy and philanthropy.
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the "view that working-class individuals are more prejudiced towards immigrants & ethnic minorities is shown to be a function of economic threat - highly educated people also express prejudice towards these groups when the latter are described as highly educated & therefore pose an economic threat."
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
the "view that working-class individuals are more prejudiced towards immigrants & ethnic minorities is shown to be a function of economic threat - highly educated people also express prejudice towards these groups when the latter are described as highly educated & therefore pose an economic threat."
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To change the vibe of your #TTRPG session, rename hitpoints to "Doom" or "Fate" and damage to "onslaught" and "peril".
Rather than being these huge sponges for damage until you run out of hit points, you face the relentless onslaught of your enemies until you meet your doom.
Rather than being these huge sponges for damage until you run out of hit points, you face the relentless onslaught of your enemies until you meet your doom.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
To change the vibe of your #TTRPG session, rename hitpoints to "Doom" or "Fate" and damage to "onslaught" and "peril".
Rather than being these huge sponges for damage until you run out of hit points, you face the relentless onslaught of your enemies until you meet your doom.
Rather than being these huge sponges for damage until you run out of hit points, you face the relentless onslaught of your enemies until you meet your doom.
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Hello Tuesday.
🖼️ Lily Seika Jones
🖼️ Lily Seika Jones
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Hello Tuesday.
🖼️ Lily Seika Jones
🖼️ Lily Seika Jones
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As an author, I don't make a whole lot of money, but at the same time I need to read a lot of books to stay aware of trends and support my fellow authors. Obviously if I spend all my profits on other people's books, I'm not coming out ahead!
So: ways to read lots of indie books for cheap.
So: ways to read lots of indie books for cheap.
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
As an author, I don't make a whole lot of money, but at the same time I need to read a lot of books to stay aware of trends and support my fellow authors. Obviously if I spend all my profits on other people's books, I'm not coming out ahead!
So: ways to read lots of indie books for cheap.
So: ways to read lots of indie books for cheap.
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How exciting!
CRISPR reversed chemotherapy resistance in lung cancer, making tumors more responsive to chemotherapy. Eventually this tool can be applied to other types of cancers.
CRISPR has so many applications.
🧪 www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
CRISPR reversed chemotherapy resistance in lung cancer, making tumors more responsive to chemotherapy. Eventually this tool can be applied to other types of cancers.
CRISPR has so many applications.
🧪 www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
CRISPR unlocks a new way to defeat resistant lung cancer
Scientists used CRISPR to disable the NRF2 gene, restoring chemotherapy sensitivity in lung cancer cells and slowing tumor growth. The technique worked even when only a fraction of tumor cells were ed...
www.sciencedaily.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
How exciting!
CRISPR reversed chemotherapy resistance in lung cancer, making tumors more responsive to chemotherapy. Eventually this tool can be applied to other types of cancers.
CRISPR has so many applications.
🧪 www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
CRISPR reversed chemotherapy resistance in lung cancer, making tumors more responsive to chemotherapy. Eventually this tool can be applied to other types of cancers.
CRISPR has so many applications.
🧪 www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
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Every Democrat in Congress should put out a video saying troops have an obligation to refuse unlawful orders. Make them prosecute all of you. This isn't a close call.
I'd add Republicans too if I thought any of them had the courage to actually cross Trump on this.
I'd add Republicans too if I thought any of them had the courage to actually cross Trump on this.
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Every Democrat in Congress should put out a video saying troops have an obligation to refuse unlawful orders. Make them prosecute all of you. This isn't a close call.
I'd add Republicans too if I thought any of them had the courage to actually cross Trump on this.
I'd add Republicans too if I thought any of them had the courage to actually cross Trump on this.
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In Nazi Germany, this office was called 'Race and Resettlement'
A mother and her 15 year old autistic son are reunited after nearly 50 days apart.
Emmanuel Garcia went missing, and rather than check missing person’s reports, Houston PD called ICE.
ICE sent him to the Office of Refugee Resettlement and his mom has been fighting to get him back ever since.
Emmanuel Garcia went missing, and rather than check missing person’s reports, Houston PD called ICE.
ICE sent him to the Office of Refugee Resettlement and his mom has been fighting to get him back ever since.
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
In Nazi Germany, this office was called 'Race and Resettlement'
I do not, generally, care about sweets. I like chocolate, sure, but a couple of bites and I'm good. Yet my visiting family has chosen to deposit a chocolate cake in my fridge. It contains, by my conservative estimates, a billion calories. Yet I can hear it calling like a siren. What to do?
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I do not, generally, care about sweets. I like chocolate, sure, but a couple of bites and I'm good. Yet my visiting family has chosen to deposit a chocolate cake in my fridge. It contains, by my conservative estimates, a billion calories. Yet I can hear it calling like a siren. What to do?
I've always found it amusing that how southern I sound is directly proportional to both how much of my extended family is about and how much I need to calm them down. It's just a reflex.
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I've always found it amusing that how southern I sound is directly proportional to both how much of my extended family is about and how much I need to calm them down. It's just a reflex.
If you see this, post a bad woman you love
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
If you see this, post a bad woman you love
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TRUMP aligned the United States with Russia against Ukraine.
Removing Trump solves many of the world's problems.
Removing Trump solves many of the world's problems.
In plain terms, the United States aligned itself with Russia against Ukraine and NATO. By transmitting Moscow’s surrender terms unedited and pressuring Kyiv to accept them, the Trump Regime effectively sided with Russia in the war and attempted to force Ukraine’s capitulation. It is betrayal.
Russia drafted a 28 point surrender plan, handed it to the Trump team, and the regime delivered it to Kyiv unedited, demanding Zelensky sign it by Thanksgiving or lose all US support. Trump and Vance then promoted the plan exactly as Russia wrote it, verbatim, on TV, online, and in person.
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 AM
TRUMP aligned the United States with Russia against Ukraine.
Removing Trump solves many of the world's problems.
Removing Trump solves many of the world's problems.
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Me: so do you call it stuffing or dressing?
Them: dressing
Me: ok, so anyway, I like to eat the dressing out of the middle of the Oreos first
Them: dressing
Me: ok, so anyway, I like to eat the dressing out of the middle of the Oreos first
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Me: so do you call it stuffing or dressing?
Them: dressing
Me: ok, so anyway, I like to eat the dressing out of the middle of the Oreos first
Them: dressing
Me: ok, so anyway, I like to eat the dressing out of the middle of the Oreos first
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Robert Morris, pastor of Gateway Church in Texas, is the shitbag that did this.
Former Texas megachurch pastor Robert Morris pleads guilty to child sex abuse charges
The founder of a Texas megachurch who resigned last year after a woman in Oklahoma accused the pastor of sexually abusing her in the 1980s pleaded guilty Thursday to five counts of lewd and indecent a...
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November 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Robert Morris, pastor of Gateway Church in Texas, is the shitbag that did this.
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When we take our government and country back from the fascists, every single one of these thugs must answer, in court, for the crimes they are currently committing. Hold them all accountable.
Dipshit is smashing out a car window with his gun, barrel first. Just rogue, cowboy stiff.
There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.
There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
When we take our government and country back from the fascists, every single one of these thugs must answer, in court, for the crimes they are currently committing. Hold them all accountable.