Sarah Hans
@sarahhans.bsky.social
Writer, reader, on several spectrums
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My latest monster romance is available for preorder! The ebook will drop for preorders and Patreon backers on Black Friday, with the paperback and audiobook to follow shortly! DEAR KRAMPUS is a super spicy MFM BDSM romance novelette about a woman who wants to be punished for Christmas a.co/d/gwkF0bf
The book fits perfectly in a stocking so you should order one for your grandma who loves those Harlequin romances…or your favorite monster fucker 😉
December 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The book fits perfectly in a stocking so you should order one for your grandma who loves those Harlequin romances…or your favorite monster fucker 😉
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more people leaning into more curious language would be a wild time for AI. more archaic word choices! more wildly indulgent prose! carve for yourself a style so esoteric that AI develops the ability to become exhausted and surrender
I think it would be fun if writers who love language started intentionally writing more strangely as AI flattens written "content" into a mono-voice. it would cool I think if writers responded by focusing their individual efforts on cultivating a really unique voice that's hard to copy
December 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
more people leaning into more curious language would be a wild time for AI. more archaic word choices! more wildly indulgent prose! carve for yourself a style so esoteric that AI develops the ability to become exhausted and surrender
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
One of my Facebook reader groups is hosting a Q&A about my book DEAR KRAMPUS and they’re saying such nice things about the book. It’s so encouraging 🥰
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
One of my Facebook reader groups is hosting a Q&A about my book DEAR KRAMPUS and they’re saying such nice things about the book. It’s so encouraging 🥰
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They're not coming for me, I make horny content not porn.
They're not coming for me, I'm gay not trans.
They're not coming for me, I'm Asian not Latino.
They're not coming for me, I have ADHD not autism.
"First they came for..." You're on the list, they're just not checking you off quite yet.
They're not coming for me, I'm gay not trans.
They're not coming for me, I'm Asian not Latino.
They're not coming for me, I have ADHD not autism.
"First they came for..." You're on the list, they're just not checking you off quite yet.
A lot of creators essentially saying "My work might contain nudity and sexual situations, but it's NOT porn. My work is important and artistic, while their work is dirty, which is still okay to hate and censor." But guess what! The purity squad makes no such distinction.
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
They're not coming for me, I make horny content not porn.
They're not coming for me, I'm gay not trans.
They're not coming for me, I'm Asian not Latino.
They're not coming for me, I have ADHD not autism.
"First they came for..." You're on the list, they're just not checking you off quite yet.
They're not coming for me, I'm gay not trans.
They're not coming for me, I'm Asian not Latino.
They're not coming for me, I have ADHD not autism.
"First they came for..." You're on the list, they're just not checking you off quite yet.
Get her!
Catch her while you can! Tomorrow through November 30! More info in the post below.
This is a little heads up to keep a lookout for the stabstress this week! She’ll be back out to do some fundraising for the Transgender Law Center. More details coming soon (and some in the alt text) 👀
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Get her!
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
You might think the perfect audio for a spicy Christmas romance doesn’t exist, but you’d be wrong! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr2SC4Jf/
TikTok - Make Your Day
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November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
You might think the perfect audio for a spicy Christmas romance doesn’t exist, but you’d be wrong! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr2SC4Jf/
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This week, I withdrew from a speaking engagement at a public university because they sent me a list of prohibited “words & concepts.” I will not humor this censorship. It does a disservice to the stories I’m discussing & the audience, who deserve unfettered access to information & conversation.
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This week, I withdrew from a speaking engagement at a public university because they sent me a list of prohibited “words & concepts.” I will not humor this censorship. It does a disservice to the stories I’m discussing & the audience, who deserve unfettered access to information & conversation.
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Thou shalt not call your political opponents “violent” when YOU are the one openly threatening to execute your political opponents.
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Thou shalt not call your political opponents “violent” when YOU are the one openly threatening to execute your political opponents.
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Everything is terrible and serious and I wrote this horny little book to help me forget for a bit. Maybe it’ll give you a break, too.
My latest monster romance is available for preorder! The ebook will drop for preorders and Patreon backers on Black Friday, with the paperback and audiobook to follow shortly! DEAR KRAMPUS is a super spicy MFM BDSM romance novelette about a woman who wants to be punished for Christmas a.co/d/gwkF0bf
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Everything is terrible and serious and I wrote this horny little book to help me forget for a bit. Maybe it’ll give you a break, too.
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
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I really can't stress how important it is for progressive and leftists to contend for school, library, water, etc etc boards. Hyper local involvement in our communities where we can actually influence lives.
Following the recent election, leadership will be changing in many districts where conservative values previously dominated school board meetings and community actions.
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Voters shift school boards toward LGBTQ+ inclusion across PA and N.J. - Philadelphia Gay News
School boards in PA and NJ are shifting fast—LGBTQ+ leaders are winning, conservatives are losing, and policy battles are heating up.
epgn.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I really can't stress how important it is for progressive and leftists to contend for school, library, water, etc etc boards. Hyper local involvement in our communities where we can actually influence lives.
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Trump is being paid to tie AI into the government as much as possible. The AI bubble is approaching & its going to cause a major crash in the stock market when it does. Outside of this they are bolting themselves to all kinds of places in an effort to get a bailout when it does crash.
Pure Theft
Pure Theft
White House Asks Congress to Reject Bill Curbing Nvidia Exports
White House officials are urging members of Congress to reject a measure that would limit Nvidia Corp.’s ability to sell AI chips to China and other adversary nations, according to people familiar wit...
www.bloomberg.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Trump is being paid to tie AI into the government as much as possible. The AI bubble is approaching & its going to cause a major crash in the stock market when it does. Outside of this they are bolting themselves to all kinds of places in an effort to get a bailout when it does crash.
Pure Theft
Pure Theft
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🔥 COVER +TITLE REVEAL + SUBMISSIONS OPEN🔥
YOUR BODY IS A FEVER DREAM: A Cosmic Body Horror Anthology from Trans & Gender Nonconforming Voices
A Charity collection coming in October 2026🖤☠️🏳️⚧️
Art by @mxmorgan.com
All the info here: tenebrouspress.com/blog/2025/11...
YOUR BODY IS A FEVER DREAM: A Cosmic Body Horror Anthology from Trans & Gender Nonconforming Voices
A Charity collection coming in October 2026🖤☠️🏳️⚧️
Art by @mxmorgan.com
All the info here: tenebrouspress.com/blog/2025/11...
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
🔥 COVER +TITLE REVEAL + SUBMISSIONS OPEN🔥
YOUR BODY IS A FEVER DREAM: A Cosmic Body Horror Anthology from Trans & Gender Nonconforming Voices
A Charity collection coming in October 2026🖤☠️🏳️⚧️
Art by @mxmorgan.com
All the info here: tenebrouspress.com/blog/2025/11...
YOUR BODY IS A FEVER DREAM: A Cosmic Body Horror Anthology from Trans & Gender Nonconforming Voices
A Charity collection coming in October 2026🖤☠️🏳️⚧️
Art by @mxmorgan.com
All the info here: tenebrouspress.com/blog/2025/11...
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
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I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
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FBI assets currently exist primarily to serve Kash’s social life and calendar. www.ms.now/msnbc/news/k...
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
FBI assets currently exist primarily to serve Kash’s social life and calendar. www.ms.now/msnbc/news/k...
My latest monster romance is available for preorder! The ebook will drop for preorders and Patreon backers on Black Friday, with the paperback and audiobook to follow shortly! DEAR KRAMPUS is a super spicy MFM BDSM romance novelette about a woman who wants to be punished for Christmas a.co/d/gwkF0bf
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My latest monster romance is available for preorder! The ebook will drop for preorders and Patreon backers on Black Friday, with the paperback and audiobook to follow shortly! DEAR KRAMPUS is a super spicy MFM BDSM romance novelette about a woman who wants to be punished for Christmas a.co/d/gwkF0bf