E.M. Schwarm, PhD
@schwarmenius.bsky.social
Mooner of three state capitals. 🏳️⚧️
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This!
Just CARE.
Just CARE.
Just help people.
February 13, 2026 at 8:46 AM
This!
Just CARE.
Just CARE.
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oh my god??
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
oh my god??
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AI ruined this genre of meme.
February 13, 2026 at 3:51 AM
AI ruined this genre of meme.
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I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
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Strong contender for best subhed of 2026
February 11, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Strong contender for best subhed of 2026
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Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
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this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
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Oh my god, so many people are canceling Nitro that it's having issues processing it, cook 'em hard bois.
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Oh my god, so many people are canceling Nitro that it's having issues processing it, cook 'em hard bois.
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JD Vance is in Armenia. Haven't my people suffered enough
February 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
JD Vance is in Armenia. Haven't my people suffered enough
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no one:
discord for some reason:
discord for some reason:
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 PM
no one:
discord for some reason:
discord for some reason:
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Just sharing this again for no reason: hothardware.com/news/death-s...
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Just sharing this again for no reason: hothardware.com/news/death-s...
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what is fascinating to me about so many of these songs is how just exist entirely to take online talking points and throw them straight into a melody while completely rejecting the idea of doing anything poetic or interesting with them. really fascinating for any archaeologist from the future.
Now that being a pedophile is openly accepted on the right, MAGA rappers are switching to pop punk
February 8, 2026 at 1:38 AM
what is fascinating to me about so many of these songs is how just exist entirely to take online talking points and throw them straight into a melody while completely rejecting the idea of doing anything poetic or interesting with them. really fascinating for any archaeologist from the future.
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🗣️MORE. 🗣️WOMEN. 🗣️PEDOPHILES.
February 7, 2026 at 12:04 PM
🗣️MORE. 🗣️WOMEN. 🗣️PEDOPHILES.
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Eliminating ICE is the modern equivalent of opposing the Iraq War, and right now there are two types of Democrats: those who can see where the ball is moving and go to it, and those who will be swept away because they refused to do so.
“I would rather you vote for what is morally correct,” Davidson said.
“Don’t talk to me about my own morality,” DeLauro shot back.
“Don’t tell your constituents what they can and can’t talk to you about,” replied Rev. Nathan Empsall. “What you are voting for is not moral.”
“Don’t talk to me about my own morality,” DeLauro shot back.
“Don’t tell your constituents what they can and can’t talk to you about,” replied Rev. Nathan Empsall. “What you are voting for is not moral.”
DeLauro to pressing clergy: 'I will not vote to abolish ICE'
The Connecticut U.S. representative found herself at odds with faith leaders.
www.ctpublic.org
February 7, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Eliminating ICE is the modern equivalent of opposing the Iraq War, and right now there are two types of Democrats: those who can see where the ball is moving and go to it, and those who will be swept away because they refused to do so.
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Lucky to be one of the only people who ever had the catharsis of speaking to SBF the way he should’ve always been spoken to.
(wait until the end for the smuggest head nod in history)
(wait until the end for the smuggest head nod in history)
November 16, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Lucky to be one of the only people who ever had the catharsis of speaking to SBF the way he should’ve always been spoken to.
(wait until the end for the smuggest head nod in history)
(wait until the end for the smuggest head nod in history)
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bullshit. I dare you to find a single person who was exploded by a direct RPG blast to the torso and has anything negative to say about the experience.
this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 7, 2026 at 3:29 AM
bullshit. I dare you to find a single person who was exploded by a direct RPG blast to the torso and has anything negative to say about the experience.
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do you have any idea how chill you have to be for sex workers to say they felt unusually safe around you WHILE you smoked crack?!
I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 AM
do you have any idea how chill you have to be for sex workers to say they felt unusually safe around you WHILE you smoked crack?!
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oh get over yourself, you're just wifeslop. she only likes u because she can picture herself spending the rest of her life with u
February 5, 2026 at 3:30 AM
oh get over yourself, you're just wifeslop. she only likes u because she can picture herself spending the rest of her life with u
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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I wouldn’t call what I have a “harem”, it’s much more of a “syndicate”
February 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I wouldn’t call what I have a “harem”, it’s much more of a “syndicate”
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this unprecedented momentum behind a single issue sure might be a useful fulcrum to try and wrench this country back from over the brink
74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting it, according to YouGov polling from last month.
Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.
Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 3:33 AM
this unprecedented momentum behind a single issue sure might be a useful fulcrum to try and wrench this country back from over the brink
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anyways i need democrats to realize that trump is trying to fuck with the midterms ***specifically because he is afraid that he, donald trump, will be impeached and then end up back in court and then die in prison*** and then i need to them to literally never shut up about impeaching his bitch ass
February 4, 2026 at 8:07 AM
anyways i need democrats to realize that trump is trying to fuck with the midterms ***specifically because he is afraid that he, donald trump, will be impeached and then end up back in court and then die in prison*** and then i need to them to literally never shut up about impeaching his bitch ass
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in Jurassic Park, frog DNA led to dinosaur dickgirls
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 AM
in Jurassic Park, frog DNA led to dinosaur dickgirls