Mabel Slattery
@slatteroo.bsky.social
Cousin Jack of all trades, master of dungeons and medieval dick jokes. She/they.
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Mabel Slattery
@slatteroo.bsky.social
· Jan 15
Look, yesterday was shit for so many reasons which is why I feel the need to spread the joy I got when Teasel’s new collar came in the post:
As someone waiting for an autism assessment, who needs but cannot even get on the waiting list for ADHD assessment, and who has been diagnosed with chronic severe depression for nearly 20 years, I would like to say Wes Streeting can fuck the fuck off and then keep fucking off.
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
As someone waiting for an autism assessment, who needs but cannot even get on the waiting list for ADHD assessment, and who has been diagnosed with chronic severe depression for nearly 20 years, I would like to say Wes Streeting can fuck the fuck off and then keep fucking off.
6th January missed a trick calling itself “Epiphany” and not “Magi the Gathering”.
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
6th January missed a trick calling itself “Epiphany” and not “Magi the Gathering”.
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Blue Prince (2025)
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Blue Prince (2025)
DON’T FUCKING COMPLY IN ADVANCE
Jesus Christ if a first year undergrad knows it you should know it.
Jesus Christ if a first year undergrad knows it you should know it.
This is the most alarming story I’ve read today. Giving up the fight before it’s started
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
DON’T FUCKING COMPLY IN ADVANCE
Jesus Christ if a first year undergrad knows it you should know it.
Jesus Christ if a first year undergrad knows it you should know it.
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One of the biggest shocks of my adult life was realizing there's a hidden division in society between people who think certain acts - cruelty, torture, murder - are inherently wrong, versus the majority of people who think there are no wrong actions, just incorrect targets.
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
One of the biggest shocks of my adult life was realizing there's a hidden division in society between people who think certain acts - cruelty, torture, murder - are inherently wrong, versus the majority of people who think there are no wrong actions, just incorrect targets.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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Shabana Mahmood casually saying they're gonna take migrant's jewellery off them has got me thinking about that scene in Schindler's List where the Jewish family wrap family heirlooms in bread and swallow them.
What the fuck are we?
What the fuck are we?
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Shabana Mahmood casually saying they're gonna take migrant's jewellery off them has got me thinking about that scene in Schindler's List where the Jewish family wrap family heirlooms in bread and swallow them.
What the fuck are we?
What the fuck are we?
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Rosalind Franklin
Leaving her notes in a pile
That she keeps by the door
Who is it for?
Awful James Watson
Stealing the credit
And snaffling all the awards
Misogynist bore
Leaving her notes in a pile
That she keeps by the door
Who is it for?
Awful James Watson
Stealing the credit
And snaffling all the awards
Misogynist bore
November 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Rosalind Franklin
Leaving her notes in a pile
That she keeps by the door
Who is it for?
Awful James Watson
Stealing the credit
And snaffling all the awards
Misogynist bore
Leaving her notes in a pile
That she keeps by the door
Who is it for?
Awful James Watson
Stealing the credit
And snaffling all the awards
Misogynist bore
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Every disabled person is "genuinely disabled".
It's pretty simple really.
And yes a significant proportion of the UK population are disabled.
Poverty, inequality, NHS underfunding, aging population, a Pandemic all have a significant impact on that.
They're all still disabled.
It's pretty simple really.
And yes a significant proportion of the UK population are disabled.
Poverty, inequality, NHS underfunding, aging population, a Pandemic all have a significant impact on that.
They're all still disabled.
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Every disabled person is "genuinely disabled".
It's pretty simple really.
And yes a significant proportion of the UK population are disabled.
Poverty, inequality, NHS underfunding, aging population, a Pandemic all have a significant impact on that.
They're all still disabled.
It's pretty simple really.
And yes a significant proportion of the UK population are disabled.
Poverty, inequality, NHS underfunding, aging population, a Pandemic all have a significant impact on that.
They're all still disabled.
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Anyone who makes bullshit claims like “the most vulnerable will be protected”, simply doesn’t understand how things work in reality.
When you add restrictions into a system, the most vulnerable are the FIRST to be harmed.
When you add restrictions into a system, the most vulnerable are the FIRST to be harmed.
November 6, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Anyone who makes bullshit claims like “the most vulnerable will be protected”, simply doesn’t understand how things work in reality.
When you add restrictions into a system, the most vulnerable are the FIRST to be harmed.
When you add restrictions into a system, the most vulnerable are the FIRST to be harmed.
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3 things Starmer could do instead of camps in old barracks that would actually WORK👇
1. Create safe, regulated routes to apply for asylum in the UK
2. Let asylum seekers WORK & support themselves
3. Fast track status for people from obviously unsafe countries
metro.co.uk/2025/10/29/k...
1. Create safe, regulated routes to apply for asylum in the UK
2. Let asylum seekers WORK & support themselves
3. Fast track status for people from obviously unsafe countries
metro.co.uk/2025/10/29/k...
Keir Starmer tries to look tough - and exposes himself as a coward
The government's immigration policy is in desperate need of a bold change in direction.
metro.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 8:13 AM
3 things Starmer could do instead of camps in old barracks that would actually WORK👇
1. Create safe, regulated routes to apply for asylum in the UK
2. Let asylum seekers WORK & support themselves
3. Fast track status for people from obviously unsafe countries
metro.co.uk/2025/10/29/k...
1. Create safe, regulated routes to apply for asylum in the UK
2. Let asylum seekers WORK & support themselves
3. Fast track status for people from obviously unsafe countries
metro.co.uk/2025/10/29/k...
My mum’s cousins are absolutely my aunties and have been since I was tiny. What else are you meant to call them?!
i love the logic of “it we purposely misunderstand a cultural difference people will start to turn on zohran mamdani!”
October 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My mum’s cousins are absolutely my aunties and have been since I was tiny. What else are you meant to call them?!
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Many seem to think #disabled people "should just work", but they don't understand/care that:
1. Workplaces systemically discriminate against us
2. We're often paid less than the non-disabled
3. Accommodations that would enable us to work are often denied
and it makes me mad.
#DisabilityJustice
1. Workplaces systemically discriminate against us
2. We're often paid less than the non-disabled
3. Accommodations that would enable us to work are often denied
and it makes me mad.
#DisabilityJustice
October 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Many seem to think #disabled people "should just work", but they don't understand/care that:
1. Workplaces systemically discriminate against us
2. We're often paid less than the non-disabled
3. Accommodations that would enable us to work are often denied
and it makes me mad.
#DisabilityJustice
1. Workplaces systemically discriminate against us
2. We're often paid less than the non-disabled
3. Accommodations that would enable us to work are often denied
and it makes me mad.
#DisabilityJustice
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openai are disgusting freaks
October 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
openai are disgusting freaks
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Without downloading where are you mentally right now?
![“DnD player: You’ve got this whole world planned out haven’t you?
[DM looks behind screen: there’s nothing, only a hastily written note. It says ‘sexy goblin?’]
DM: Yes.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:u4dfw462nneviz5p2nx6bg7c/bafkreiezbyjlowze6x73gentvqc7hammco2efl6fkiiywwjvrzys2g2yve@jpeg)
October 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Without downloading where are you mentally right now?
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“If that disabled person can do this job, then you can work too”
By that logic…. Where’s your Olympic medal?
Why aren’t you a brain surgeon?
Oh… yeah… because not everyone can do everything… even if you’re not disabled.
By that logic…. Where’s your Olympic medal?
Why aren’t you a brain surgeon?
Oh… yeah… because not everyone can do everything… even if you’re not disabled.
October 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
“If that disabled person can do this job, then you can work too”
By that logic…. Where’s your Olympic medal?
Why aren’t you a brain surgeon?
Oh… yeah… because not everyone can do everything… even if you’re not disabled.
By that logic…. Where’s your Olympic medal?
Why aren’t you a brain surgeon?
Oh… yeah… because not everyone can do everything… even if you’re not disabled.
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Once you have called disabled people a burden, you have facilitated the devaluation, dehumanization and death of disabled people.
October 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Once you have called disabled people a burden, you have facilitated the devaluation, dehumanization and death of disabled people.
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every young Republican staffer is a Nazi, it's that simple www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
every young Republican staffer is a Nazi, it's that simple www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
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As a disabled person I am not “insulted” by the tiny number of folk circumventing the system…
I’m insulted by disability benefits being less than a liveable amount.
By the process being inaccessible and harming vulnerable people.
By ableists making ableist assumptions.
I’m insulted by disability benefits being less than a liveable amount.
By the process being inaccessible and harming vulnerable people.
By ableists making ableist assumptions.
October 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
As a disabled person I am not “insulted” by the tiny number of folk circumventing the system…
I’m insulted by disability benefits being less than a liveable amount.
By the process being inaccessible and harming vulnerable people.
By ableists making ableist assumptions.
I’m insulted by disability benefits being less than a liveable amount.
By the process being inaccessible and harming vulnerable people.
By ableists making ableist assumptions.
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Back in A&E (kidney problems this time).
A woman turned to me earlier and said - out of nowhere - "are you afraid of getting old"?
I'm in a Beckett play.
A woman turned to me earlier and said - out of nowhere - "are you afraid of getting old"?
I'm in a Beckett play.
October 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Back in A&E (kidney problems this time).
A woman turned to me earlier and said - out of nowhere - "are you afraid of getting old"?
I'm in a Beckett play.
A woman turned to me earlier and said - out of nowhere - "are you afraid of getting old"?
I'm in a Beckett play.
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“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”
October 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”
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This is such a clever idea on taking kids to museums/galleries
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
October 12, 2025 at 10:18 AM
This is such a clever idea on taking kids to museums/galleries
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it's not FOR us
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Jfc the ignorance of the majority of the public disability benefits is truly off the scale…
Instead of listening and learning, they just spew hate and then get defensive when called out.
They believe the clickbait headlines rather than the actual disabled people…
Instead of listening and learning, they just spew hate and then get defensive when called out.
They believe the clickbait headlines rather than the actual disabled people…
October 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Jfc the ignorance of the majority of the public disability benefits is truly off the scale…
Instead of listening and learning, they just spew hate and then get defensive when called out.
They believe the clickbait headlines rather than the actual disabled people…
Instead of listening and learning, they just spew hate and then get defensive when called out.
They believe the clickbait headlines rather than the actual disabled people…