Soybot
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First of all, go Birds.
Chandler Arizona resident.
I believe in the rule of law.
Cat Lover.
Autist.
Chandler Arizona resident.
I believe in the rule of law.
Cat Lover.
Autist.
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
What if we remake “hot ones” but with shots of whiskey
Like just bait Pete Hegseth with something like, "I bet you can't do 100 pushups and answer questions at the same time."
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
What if we remake “hot ones” but with shots of whiskey
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I think one of my new goals for this year is to just like every piece of human-made art that comes across my feed. I don’t care if it’s a piece that took hundreds of hours or just a few minutes.
Art is human.
Art is human.
February 11, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I think one of my new goals for this year is to just like every piece of human-made art that comes across my feed. I don’t care if it’s a piece that took hundreds of hours or just a few minutes.
Art is human.
Art is human.
We are bombing Mexico lol
February 11, 2026 at 1:57 PM
We are bombing Mexico lol
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
February 11, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
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Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
February 11, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
Sorry Gene but this one ticked my tism. The Italians are known for DESIGN, not Engineering. Italian engineering is typically overly complicated and hard to maintain.
My gold medal broke in two!
Italian engineering my ASS.
Italian engineering my ASS.
February 10, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Sorry Gene but this one ticked my tism. The Italians are known for DESIGN, not Engineering. Italian engineering is typically overly complicated and hard to maintain.
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This is because a statistical model of word frequency is not a useful tool for modeling the complex interactions of the human body
⚠️ Despite all the hype, chatbots still make terrible doctors. Out today is the largest user study of language models for medical self-diagnosis. We found that chatbots provide inaccurate and inconsistent answers, and that people are better off using online searches or their own judgment.
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
This is because a statistical model of word frequency is not a useful tool for modeling the complex interactions of the human body
Age verification? When I was a kid, satellite TV meant your grandpa put a giant radar looking dish in the yard and literally stole unencrypted signals straight off the feed.
Age verification? My first computer screen was green.
Age verification? My first computer game was zork.
February 10, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Age verification? When I was a kid, satellite TV meant your grandpa put a giant radar looking dish in the yard and literally stole unencrypted signals straight off the feed.
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
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I'm saluting like a damn goof
Country Singer, songwriter Charley Crockett well said......
February 10, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I'm saluting like a damn goof
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
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If China took away the Stanley Cup, how would Canada even know?
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 10, 2026 at 2:59 AM
If China took away the Stanley Cup, how would Canada even know?
As an exceptionally productive WFH employee I’ll NEVER go back to an office. Also Fuck Nigel Farage with a block of charred haggis
BREAKING: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home and the focus on work-life balance
"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”
Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!
"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”
Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!
February 9, 2026 at 9:10 PM
As an exceptionally productive WFH employee I’ll NEVER go back to an office. Also Fuck Nigel Farage with a block of charred haggis
February 9, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
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One of tonight’s biggest life lessons is to avoid being named Drake
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
One of tonight’s biggest life lessons is to avoid being named Drake
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This Seahawks defensive effort, while amazing, still doesnt touch the Eagles last year because the Patriots, in fact, are not good.
This isn’t even the best defensive effort in a Super Bowl in the last 365 days!
(That would be the Eagles defense, who embarrassed a Hall of Fame QB and coach and wrecked a dynasty)
(That would be the Eagles defense, who embarrassed a Hall of Fame QB and coach and wrecked a dynasty)
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
This Seahawks defensive effort, while amazing, still doesnt touch the Eagles last year because the Patriots, in fact, are not good.
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Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
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HELL YEAH ITS BASEBALL SEASON
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
HELL YEAH ITS BASEBALL SEASON
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SEATTLE CULTURAL VICTORY. WOKE 1. CHUD 0.
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
SEATTLE CULTURAL VICTORY. WOKE 1. CHUD 0.
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This isn’t even the best defensive effort in a Super Bowl in the last 365 days!
(That would be the Eagles defense, who embarrassed a Hall of Fame QB and coach and wrecked a dynasty)
(That would be the Eagles defense, who embarrassed a Hall of Fame QB and coach and wrecked a dynasty)
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
This isn’t even the best defensive effort in a Super Bowl in the last 365 days!
(That would be the Eagles defense, who embarrassed a Hall of Fame QB and coach and wrecked a dynasty)
(That would be the Eagles defense, who embarrassed a Hall of Fame QB and coach and wrecked a dynasty)
Collinsworth speechless lol he can’t bring himself to criticize Maye
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Collinsworth speechless lol he can’t bring himself to criticize Maye