Soybot
@soybot.bsky.social
First of all, go Birds.
Chandler Arizona resident.
I believe in the rule of law.
Cat Lover.
Chandler Arizona resident.
I believe in the rule of law.
Cat Lover.
Is Jaxson Dart's haircut a Mullet? Please settle a debate for me.
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Is Jaxson Dart's haircut a Mullet? Please settle a debate for me.
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god bless us, every one
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
god bless us, every one
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there's a lot of dumb shit that you can pin on media and how Americans perceive the world but it is a little unfair that Sicario became the "cool badass operators taking out cartel guys" movie for morons because the very explicit text of both movies is that none of that shit works
December 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
there's a lot of dumb shit that you can pin on media and how Americans perceive the world but it is a little unfair that Sicario became the "cool badass operators taking out cartel guys" movie for morons because the very explicit text of both movies is that none of that shit works
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Department of Defense Law of War Manual, Sec. 18.3.2.1 states the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders.
What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Department of Defense Law of War Manual, Sec. 18.3.2.1 states the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders.
What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
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strong floor, no ceiling
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
strong floor, no ceiling
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We handed the number one seed away and the universe is still giving us a real shot at repeating. I AM LITERALLY BEGGING YOU TO DO SOMETHING POSITIVE NOW THAT THE PANTHERS WON @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social
a woman laying on the ground with the words workin ' moms written on the bottom
ALT: a woman laying on the ground with the words workin ' moms written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
We handed the number one seed away and the universe is still giving us a real shot at repeating. I AM LITERALLY BEGGING YOU TO DO SOMETHING POSITIVE NOW THAT THE PANTHERS WON @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social
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Launching a superior alternative to the Blue Zone Diet called the Red Zone Diet where you just eat wings and house beers all day every Sunday between Thanksgiving and and New Year’s.
November 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Launching a superior alternative to the Blue Zone Diet called the Red Zone Diet where you just eat wings and house beers all day every Sunday between Thanksgiving and and New Year’s.
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Everyone needs to be calling out Trump’s extreme racism all of the time.
Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Everyone needs to be calling out Trump’s extreme racism all of the time.
Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
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This edible aint shit…. *takes another*
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This edible aint shit…. *takes another*
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
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I did a comic about this three years ago.
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I did a comic about this three years ago.
Please bring this back. Get rid of tonight dough, it sucks.
Ben & Jerry's Roasted & Toasted (2015-2016): This Wal-Mart exclusive consisted of *dark* chocolate ice cream loaded with fudge chunks, fudge-covered roasted almonds, and a toasted marshmallow swirl.
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Please bring this back. Get rid of tonight dough, it sucks.
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Props to the protestors who the New York Times credits for foiling ICE’s intended raid in Chinatown earlier today.
So many people are showing they know what it means to be New Yorkers!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/n...
So many people are showing they know what it means to be New Yorkers!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/n...
Several Arrested as Protesters Block Federal Agents in Manhattan Garage
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Props to the protestors who the New York Times credits for foiling ICE’s intended raid in Chinatown earlier today.
So many people are showing they know what it means to be New Yorkers!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/n...
So many people are showing they know what it means to be New Yorkers!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/n...
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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"Western civilization," the font, the 11 stars - 11 states in the confederacy, for the record.
Why is this never news? Why are we letting our government agencies do this sort of thing while the news agencies report on hallucinated trade deals and act like everything is normal
Why is this never news? Why are we letting our government agencies do this sort of thing while the news agencies report on hallucinated trade deals and act like everything is normal
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"Western civilization," the font, the 11 stars - 11 states in the confederacy, for the record.
Why is this never news? Why are we letting our government agencies do this sort of thing while the news agencies report on hallucinated trade deals and act like everything is normal
Why is this never news? Why are we letting our government agencies do this sort of thing while the news agencies report on hallucinated trade deals and act like everything is normal
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Shoutout nerds we did it again
Also ps @minakimes.bsky.social the reason Yale pulled the huge comeback and won 43-42 in regulation is because they went for two after scoring the TD to make it 42-20 and hit it
November 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Shoutout nerds we did it again
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
top notch mascottin'
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It would be good and healing to watch Ohio State lose today.
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It would be good and healing to watch Ohio State lose today.
Consuming psychedelics is not a stunt. You can permanently damage yourself, if you don't know what you are doing.
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Consuming psychedelics is not a stunt. You can permanently damage yourself, if you don't know what you are doing.
Needs to be a Heroic Dose or it doesn't count.
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Needs to be a Heroic Dose or it doesn't count.
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And they had answers to the test that they used in the playoffs last year, and instead decided to play like a 9-8 team. And now they manifested it.
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
And they had answers to the test that they used in the playoffs last year, and instead decided to play like a 9-8 team. And now they manifested it.
Zootlejuice
zootoppenheimer
Zootopia: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Zootlejuice
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You can say it's the OC's fault and sure it's that too, but the HC gives them nothing. He's not a great game planner, he doesn't call plays, their vibes are rancid, his in-game decision making veers between cowardly and incoherent, they're undisciplined, and everyone seems to hate each other.
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
You can say it's the OC's fault and sure it's that too, but the HC gives them nothing. He's not a great game planner, he doesn't call plays, their vibes are rancid, his in-game decision making veers between cowardly and incoherent, they're undisciplined, and everyone seems to hate each other.