Spencer Keys
@spencerkeys.bsky.social
Business and Estates Lawyer on the Sunshine Coast / Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada; Adequate dad; Buffoon; Surprisingly Angry and Motivated Canadian Sovereignist.
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Spencer Keys
@spencerkeys.bsky.social
· Mar 11
You know, I joined Bluesky because I wanted to talk about wills and trusts.
Not this.
[gestures at the world]
Anything but this.
Not this.
[gestures at the world]
Anything but this.
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This thread goes to 11
When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
December 15, 2025 at 7:40 AM
This thread goes to 11
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
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This has to be one of the greatest runs any director has ever experienced.
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This has to be one of the greatest runs any director has ever experienced.
My hot take is that YouTubers have ginned up the Christmas wishes of kids so much that even solidly middle class incomes can only deliver disappointment on Christmas Day.
December 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My hot take is that YouTubers have ginned up the Christmas wishes of kids so much that even solidly middle class incomes can only deliver disappointment on Christmas Day.
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It's actually good that the Russians are straightforward with this. Nothing is hidden. They want everything. Only fools believe otherwise.
Russia just said the quiet part out loud.
Russia’s ambassador to the UK, Andrey Kelin, admitted there is no “deal” to be made with Ukraine — only an agreement on its surrender.
That single sentence destroys years of Kremlin talk about “peace” and “negotiations.”👇
Russia’s ambassador to the UK, Andrey Kelin, admitted there is no “deal” to be made with Ukraine — only an agreement on its surrender.
That single sentence destroys years of Kremlin talk about “peace” and “negotiations.”👇
December 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It's actually good that the Russians are straightforward with this. Nothing is hidden. They want everything. Only fools believe otherwise.
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
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gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
December 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
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Guys, they actually did it.
December 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Guys, they actually did it.
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If they’re willing to do this then I’d bet money they’re willing to encourage/support Alberta separatism.
Leaked files ‘show US wants to persuade four nations to leave EU’
The countries seen as targets to follow Brexit are Austria, Hungary, Italy and Poland, according to leaked details of the US national security strategy www.thetimes.com/us/american-...
The countries seen as targets to follow Brexit are Austria, Hungary, Italy and Poland, according to leaked details of the US national security strategy www.thetimes.com/us/american-...
Leaked files ‘show US wants to persuade four nations to leave EU’
The countries seen as targets to follow Brexit are Austria, Hungary, Italy and Poland, according to leaked details of the US national security strategy
www.thetimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If they’re willing to do this then I’d bet money they’re willing to encourage/support Alberta separatism.
Not the most important thing but Castle Fun Park hasn’t fully recovered from the 2021 flood!
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Not the most important thing but Castle Fun Park hasn’t fully recovered from the 2021 flood!
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GOD DAMMIT.
SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news
December 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
GOD DAMMIT.
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
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I very recently commented on this very platform that I don't love the Line, which I don't. But I do rather love this piece.
I'm broadly okay with having seven followers, but this is one of those rare occasions when I wish I had more--specifically, more Americans. Because Americans should read this.
I'm broadly okay with having seven followers, but this is one of those rare occasions when I wish I had more--specifically, more Americans. Because Americans should read this.
Matt Gurney: 'We will never fucking trust you again'
Some blunt talk for our American neighbours at the Halifax International Security Forum.
www.readtheline.ca
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I very recently commented on this very platform that I don't love the Line, which I don't. But I do rather love this piece.
I'm broadly okay with having seven followers, but this is one of those rare occasions when I wish I had more--specifically, more Americans. Because Americans should read this.
I'm broadly okay with having seven followers, but this is one of those rare occasions when I wish I had more--specifically, more Americans. Because Americans should read this.
Just the Stanford prison experiment with no end.
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Just the Stanford prison experiment with no end.
Obviously the Christmas party at Fozziewig’s Rubber Chicken Factory.
What's a fictional holiday party you would love to attend?
My answers:
--the Christmas party from Fanny and Alexander
--the Yule feast in Nicola Griffith's Hild
--the Baileys' "welcome home" party for Harry in It's a Wonderful Life
--the office party in Die Hard; I'm sure nothing will go wrong
My answers:
--the Christmas party from Fanny and Alexander
--the Yule feast in Nicola Griffith's Hild
--the Baileys' "welcome home" party for Harry in It's a Wonderful Life
--the office party in Die Hard; I'm sure nothing will go wrong
December 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Obviously the Christmas party at Fozziewig’s Rubber Chicken Factory.
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I mean, this is an execution
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I mean, this is an execution
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SO EXCITED to announce this as a @vulture.com exclusive. the TASKMASTER duo of alex horne and greg davies is coming back to the U.S.!
www.vulture.com/article/task...
www.vulture.com/article/task...
Taskmaster Is Crossing the Pond for a Tour
The increasingly inescapable panel show with a cultlike following (guilty) is traveling to the U.S. in 2026.
www.vulture.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
SO EXCITED to announce this as a @vulture.com exclusive. the TASKMASTER duo of alex horne and greg davies is coming back to the U.S.!
www.vulture.com/article/task...
www.vulture.com/article/task...
Kudos to the person who added “professionally” to the front of “incapacitation” because that’s an interesting attempt to shoehorn in an unrelated meaning and game recognize game.
For those curious about the Conservative Party saying they've removed John Rustad for "professional incapacitation", here's the relevant part of their constitution.
One imagines the board giving legal cover by saying "incapacitation" can involve being "professionally unable to carry out duties".
One imagines the board giving legal cover by saying "incapacitation" can involve being "professionally unable to carry out duties".
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Kudos to the person who added “professionally” to the front of “incapacitation” because that’s an interesting attempt to shoehorn in an unrelated meaning and game recognize game.
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Sure, Galloway is better than Peterson
But he still believes the natural order of things requires men to be supreme. Men must protect, provide and procreate. It's dressed in progressive language, but it's fundamentally a patriarchal box to trap men in
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
But he still believes the natural order of things requires men to be supreme. Men must protect, provide and procreate. It's dressed in progressive language, but it's fundamentally a patriarchal box to trap men in
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Scott Galloway on the masculinity crisis: ‘I worry we are evolving a new breed of asexual, asocial males’
When his book Notes on Being a Man was released last month, it raced to the top of the bestseller lists. The US author, tech entrepreneur and podcaster explains his theories on dating, crying – and th...
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Sure, Galloway is better than Peterson
But he still believes the natural order of things requires men to be supreme. Men must protect, provide and procreate. It's dressed in progressive language, but it's fundamentally a patriarchal box to trap men in
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
But he still believes the natural order of things requires men to be supreme. Men must protect, provide and procreate. It's dressed in progressive language, but it's fundamentally a patriarchal box to trap men in
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
I can’t possibly determine whether the MOU is bad or fine from a policy perspective but this seems relevant.
Let's see this analysis.
Blake Shaffer and Andrew Leach -- actual economists -- wrote a piece back in 2023 arguing that an industrial carbon price of $170 per tonne would do almost all the work of the Clean Electricity Standard.
Blake Shaffer and Andrew Leach -- actual economists -- wrote a piece back in 2023 arguing that an industrial carbon price of $170 per tonne would do almost all the work of the Clean Electricity Standard.
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I can’t possibly determine whether the MOU is bad or fine from a policy perspective but this seems relevant.
It’ll be the best Arch of all. The Arch Deluxe, if you will.
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
www.independent.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It’ll be the best Arch of all. The Arch Deluxe, if you will.
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I see he’s moved on from the couch
December 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I see he’s moved on from the couch
Armando Iannucci just throws up arms in disbelief.
While Cabinet members praise his energy and fitness, Trump sleeps.
No satire in the history of film and television has ever been this on the mark.
No satire in the history of film and television has ever been this on the mark.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Armando Iannucci just throws up arms in disbelief.