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Ope just gonna skeet right past ya there
She/Her
Formerly @stabbyturtle_ on the bad place 🐢🔪
She/Her
Formerly @stabbyturtle_ on the bad place 🐢🔪
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I don’t particularly like living in the “leadup to” paragraph
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I don’t particularly like living in the “leadup to” paragraph
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Seen floating around the Internet:
February 3, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Seen floating around the Internet:
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
That’s MY CITY!!!
It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
January 31, 2026 at 2:09 AM
That’s MY CITY!!!
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STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
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Open letter to our Senators:
Gentlemen, Ladies, we don't really care about ICE not getting even more funding. We don't care about more "training" and more rules they won't follow.
We want ICE de-funded. Dismantled. Gone. Driven out of our cities.
Gentlemen, Ladies, we don't really care about ICE not getting even more funding. We don't care about more "training" and more rules they won't follow.
We want ICE de-funded. Dismantled. Gone. Driven out of our cities.
January 30, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Open letter to our Senators:
Gentlemen, Ladies, we don't really care about ICE not getting even more funding. We don't care about more "training" and more rules they won't follow.
We want ICE de-funded. Dismantled. Gone. Driven out of our cities.
Gentlemen, Ladies, we don't really care about ICE not getting even more funding. We don't care about more "training" and more rules they won't follow.
We want ICE de-funded. Dismantled. Gone. Driven out of our cities.
Hell yeah! That’s my euchre bar!!!
Will’s Northwoods Inn just announced they’ll be closed from 12PM-5PM tomorrow, with 40% of their evening sales dedicated to Pilsen Unidos por Nuestro Orgullo.
They’re doing this “in solidarity with Minnesota and the amazing immigrant population” in the U.S.
They’re doing this “in solidarity with Minnesota and the amazing immigrant population” in the U.S.
January 30, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Hell yeah! That’s my euchre bar!!!
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I can't stop laughing about this, they're just showing regular cool nice people I would want to be friends with next to someone showing me their flat ass in military cosplay
I'm starting to think the Trumpist mastery of propaganda is failing them. The DHS agents posing this way makes it look like they're ashamed of themselves.
January 28, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I can't stop laughing about this, they're just showing regular cool nice people I would want to be friends with next to someone showing me their flat ass in military cosplay
Feeling a renewed gratitude for my friends who have gently but firmly nudged me out of my isolation habits, whether they realized they were doing it at the time or not. I’m still amazed people like being around me enough that they notice when I’m in hibernation mode too long. I love my friends man.
January 28, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Feeling a renewed gratitude for my friends who have gently but firmly nudged me out of my isolation habits, whether they realized they were doing it at the time or not. I’m still amazed people like being around me enough that they notice when I’m in hibernation mode too long. I love my friends man.
🎉📉⬇️ let’s take it to hell! The bar is already down there!
It can get lower!
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
January 26, 2026 at 8:13 PM
🎉📉⬇️ let’s take it to hell! The bar is already down there!
Exactly, what we want for the Nazis is not for them to be better trained.
More electeds are coming out against ICE because of the sustained and continued call to Abolish ICE. Don't ever listen to people who tell you that you want too much or that justice is too hard. The same result would NOT be happening if in the face of all this horror people asked for better training
January 26, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Exactly, what we want for the Nazis is not for them to be better trained.
This rules
"ICE OUT" on Lake Nokomis in Minneapolis, as seen from my flight leaving MSP airport
January 26, 2026 at 8:06 PM
This rules
This is us doing what we can, and it’s great to know that it can still be effective. I’m appreciative of community organizing efforts and never losing sight of what’s working, what’s not working, being willing to shift tactics, etc! Staying informed and connected is what we’ve gotta do.
Essentially, what stops abductions is when crowds outnumber the masked kidnappers. When people aggressively follow ICE with whistles and horns, crowds are ready to show up. If they show up fast enough, ICE leaves and a family is not broken. (People here understand the stakes).
January 23, 2026 at 10:39 PM
This is us doing what we can, and it’s great to know that it can still be effective. I’m appreciative of community organizing efforts and never losing sight of what’s working, what’s not working, being willing to shift tactics, etc! Staying informed and connected is what we’ve gotta do.
What does it say about me that I feel no urgency to stock up on anything ahead of the storm and am more wondering if I want to change my nail color before a birthday party I probably won’t be able to physically get to tomorrow?
January 23, 2026 at 10:33 PM
What does it say about me that I feel no urgency to stock up on anything ahead of the storm and am more wondering if I want to change my nail color before a birthday party I probably won’t be able to physically get to tomorrow?
So you’re telling me I am one (1) kind of bisexual who is obsessed with one (1) kind of bisexual and it’s men who are always expecting wolves
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
So you’re telling me I am one (1) kind of bisexual who is obsessed with one (1) kind of bisexual and it’s men who are always expecting wolves
Liam’s hat 😭
January 23, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Liam’s hat 😭
Seriously ask Leah for book reccos, she will change your life and that’s not an exaggeration!
There are so many other gay books and hockey books and gay hockey books out there. If you like Yearning please feel free to reach out because my love language is recommending books to people
My local bookshop understands their audience.
January 22, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Seriously ask Leah for book reccos, she will change your life and that’s not an exaggeration!
There is NO defense for this. None. I’m going to be sick.
*Five-year-old* detained by ICE and sent to a detention centre in Texas, more than 1,000 miles away.
This is full-on Nazi behaviour.
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This is full-on Nazi behaviour.
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ICE detains five-year-old Minnesota boy arriving home, say school officials
Superintendent says Liam Ramos and his father were taken into custody while in their driveway and sent to Texas
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January 22, 2026 at 6:18 PM
There is NO defense for this. None. I’m going to be sick.
I’m too embarrassed to show my American face outside this hell country ever again, and I’m sad about it, and I don’t blame the world for it one bit.
January 21, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I’m too embarrassed to show my American face outside this hell country ever again, and I’m sad about it, and I don’t blame the world for it one bit.
Everyone: “oh are you a parent?” Me: “No, I’m a righteously angry auntie. To kids in a different state.”
ICE agents will come to the school patrol asking who the organizers are believing they’re like Soros shadow figures, and it’s like a bespectacled software engineer who didn’t know the names of more than 5 parents two weeks ago.
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Everyone: “oh are you a parent?” Me: “No, I’m a righteously angry auntie. To kids in a different state.”
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January 20, 2026 at 8:41 PM
It’s really about the friends we made along the way (to It Finally Happening.) 🥰
January 21, 2026 at 12:24 PM
It’s really about the friends we made along the way (to It Finally Happening.) 🥰
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Coffin Flop: Air Force One
January 21, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Coffin Flop: Air Force One
So anyway one time my mom was tracking a flight I was on with my bff. As soon as we reached cruising altitude and the WiFi started working, mom sent me a frantic text asking why the plane had made some kind of a turn. I said “bestie forgot her purse.” That was already funny, but could get funnier!
January 21, 2026 at 5:17 AM
So anyway one time my mom was tracking a flight I was on with my bff. As soon as we reached cruising altitude and the WiFi started working, mom sent me a frantic text asking why the plane had made some kind of a turn. I said “bestie forgot her purse.” That was already funny, but could get funnier!
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THIS IS THE ONLY POINT DEMS SHOULD BE MAKING
Mamdani: I am in support of abolishing ICE… I'm tired of waking up every day and seeing a new image of someone being dragged out of a car, dragged out of their home, dragged out of their life.
January 21, 2026 at 1:53 AM
THIS IS THE ONLY POINT DEMS SHOULD BE MAKING