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Justin! @tahukanuva.bsky.social · 6h

Drawing of two lines of people, one with many people leading to a box office labeled “Tron Roller Coaster”, the other with only one person standing at a box office labeled “Tron Movie”

Justin! @tahukanuva.bsky.social · 22h

A Marvel Rivals line might be the funniest possible place for Todd McFarlane’s “Girls Yucky” creative control to manifest

FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 1d

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Josh Crutchmer @jcrutchmer.bsky.social · 1d

Would have made the first words in this post “In a New Netflix film,” but I’m built different

NPR @npr.org · 1d

A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch. n.pr/48przga

Every moment pops in the nuclear thriller 'A House of Dynamite'

A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch.

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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 1d

Devil Wars: Prada 2

billboard @billboard.com · 1d

‘Gird Your Loins’: Lady Gaga Set to Appear in ‘The Devil Wars Prada 2’

Lady Gaga is set to appear in 'The Devil Wears Prada 2,' according to a report.

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Chris McFeely @chrismcfeely.bsky.social · 1d

Transformers is good.

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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 1d

Snake, 12 hours ago rogue immigration agents, aided by mercenaries, seized control of "Mountain Home." They have hostages, including the head of a major social media network and a Qatari prince. They demand $50 billion and the remains of Hulk Hogan, or they threaten to launch a nuclear attack.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."

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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 1d

Remember when Optimus said “HELP ME OR I WILL KILLL YOUUUUU” to the dinosaur monster he had just met and I was like why did I bring a 6 year old to this

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 1d

Pretty confused by how TRON became a big-budget movie franchise. Was it a bit hit when it came out? No. Did it become a big hit on video/TV? Also no. Do people have fond nostalgic memories of it? Eh kinda but not really. Was it secretly great and critically acclaimed? No again

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Ebil @ebil.bsky.social · 2d

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Justin! @tahukanuva.bsky.social · 2d

Classified Pythona’s up for Premium

www.hasbropulse.com/product/gi-j...

G.I. Joe Classified Series #172 Cobra-La Pythona 6-Inch Figure - Hasbro Pulse

Shop the G.I. Joe Classified Series #172 Cobra-La Pythona 6-inch figure. Includes 14 accessories and design is inspired by G.I. Joe: The Movie.

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preternia @preternia.com · 2d

Looks like Hasbro Pulse exclusive preorders are at 1 PM EST tomorrow (10/9) for Pulse Premium Members.

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Temple of Fear(nix) @templephoenix.bsky.social · 5d

"I'll rip out your optics"

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Discontinued FOoOoOoOods! 🎃🍫👻🍬 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · Mar 12

Star Wars Lava Berry Explosion Pop-Tarts (2005-2005): A promotional item for "Revenge of the Sith", these bright red toaster pastries featured "wild berry" filling, red icing, and yellow sprinkles.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 7d

Spider-Man says “you can build and moderate your own decentralized network with atproto” and the pterodactyl man replies “but I don’t want to moderate my own network, I want to see freaky investor-scaring lesbian porn and watch you crash out”

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Annie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 8d

this is batman if a time traveling batman accidentally crashed through a window scaring a young bruce wayne

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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 9d

all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd

Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 10d

let the gourd times roll

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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 10d

Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”

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Justin! @tahukanuva.bsky.social · 9d

“Is it about my cube?” Not one I get to use often, because things are rarely about cubes

Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 10d

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

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holden m. accountable @noahs.bsky.social · 12d

THE MEME IS REAL

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Jose @jum.bsky.social · 15d

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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 16d

What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.

REGINALD: Hello, 911? Yes, my friend put on the mask from The Mask and now he's acting abnormally.
BEARTATO (green): "I'M SSSSSMOKING!"

REGINALD: Green, yeah. Real cartoony.
Yeah, he's saying all the lines but he's not getting them right.
BEARTATO (spinning in a tornado): "SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME!"

REGINALD: I see. And that's the only solution?
Mm hmm. No, I understand. Thank you.
BEARTATO (hitting self with large mallet): "OH, BEHAVE!"

REGINALD (shedding a tear while loading a shotgun)
BEARTATO (dreamworks face): "DO *NOT* GO IN THERE!"

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Cass @cassmarshall.bsky.social · 16d

Sam, this is Bank Spendman. You can use your credit card at Burger King to get that Whopper you're craving.

Genki @genkigamer.bsky.social · 17d

Hideo Kojima announced a Kojima Productions credit card with MUFG Bank!

He said when he started Kojima Productions no banks wanted to give him a loan but the President of MUFG bank was a big fan of Kojima and knew he could trust him from playing all the Metal Gear Solid games!

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Justin! @tahukanuva.bsky.social · 16d

When obviously the correct idea for a spin-off is a urban renewal town-life sim that lets you marry Tifa and/or Barret (maybe other characters too, but that’s none of my concern)

Justin! @tahukanuva.bsky.social · 16d

All the characters in that franchise to give spin-off games to, and they went with blandly stable backstory man, and Visual-Kei Spawn

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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 17d

Release the files.

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