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Theora Jones 🎉

@theorajones.bsky.social

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20 minutes into the future Thanks, I hate it! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5edoqsgwmh2wvkknnsd5vvk/feed/aaadted4di6iu

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Theora Jones 🎉 @theorajones.bsky.social · Dec 26

On one hand, I should interact with people more. On the other hand, knowing that I could die tomorrow and no one would notice is an absolute vibe

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · Feb 7

Bsky is now accepting applications

meme reading
are you looking for a way out of wage slavery?
do you want to work in a fast paced and fun environment?
welcome to the new and exciting world of SHITPOSTING
*make $50 annually *no benefits *recieve death threats regularly
*spread Communist propaganda *alienate old friends *upset your mom

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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 9d

I've not seen anyone get their dicks out for Harambe in quite some time, but somehow we still wonder where it all went wrong.

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Theora Jones 🎉 @theorajones.bsky.social · Jan 20

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Cheap Perfume-It's Okay To Punch Nazis

YouTube video by Cheap Perfume Band

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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 22d

You're telling me these balls are based?

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Theora Jones 🎉 @theorajones.bsky.social · 22d

a picture of a man with the words stay strong xoxo

Alt: a picture of Nicolas Cage with the words stay strong xoxo

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 25d

Sorry, can't come in today.
Yeah, she blinded me with science again.

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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 29d

If I call someone a fuckin piece of trash, it's meant lovingly. Try explaining that to HR though.

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Theora Jones 🎉 @theorajones.bsky.social · 26d

The greatest movie ever made was released 30 years ago today: youtu.be/Rn2cf_wJ4f4?...

Hackers Official Trailer #1 - Matthew Lillard Movie (1995) HD

YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers

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French New Wave Memes @fnwave.bsky.social · Aug 18

#MondayMood
📽️

'La chamade' (1968)
dir: Alain Cavalier

Catherine Denuve saying
I even told you I'm not made for work.
It was making me sick.
It was making me ugly

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Lindsay Ballant @lballant.bsky.social · 28d

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

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Theora Jones 🎉 @theorajones.bsky.social · 28d

Make a band singular

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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 28d

Make a band singular

The Doobie Only-Child

Charles E. Dahl @chuckedahl.bsky.social · 28d

Make a band singular

The Thompson

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · Jul 15

Calls for civility are often weaponized by abusers, by bigots, by those who would oppress you. If it is considered impolite to speak out against dishonor, then it is time for a true warrior to be rude.

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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · May 24

A MIDI to HACK THE PLANET to.
🔊🎵💾🌎

(Nuked SC-55 emulator)

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · Sep 11

happy Ted Cruz Faved Porn day to all who celebrate

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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · Sep 10

Just another totally normal day on BlueSky.

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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · Sep 7

Do you even "yes and" bro?

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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · Sep 3

Though once a brilliant scientist, everything changed for Jeremiah McCheese the day he stepped into the teleportation pod still clutching his burger.

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · Sep 3

My dream house has a bathtub deep enough for the water to cover my boobs and my knees at the same time

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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · Aug 29

Blocking me will give you post-nut clarity

ash @ashhull.bsky.social · Aug 29

Blocking me will give you explosive diarrhea.

surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · Aug 29

Blocking me doesn’t matter.

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · Aug 24

Instagram cooking account: here's how to make the most amazing sausage egg and cheese sandwich!

Guy who doesn't know that you're not legally obligated to reply to every single post on the internet: ok but what if I'm allergic to sausage and eggs

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · Aug 24

greetings, new followers

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · Aug 23

Today I’m going to skeet like no one is reading them.

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Theora Jones 🎉 @theorajones.bsky.social · Aug 22

Happy birthday, "Pump Up the Volume" youtu.be/uo-km-qfJe8?...

Trailer HD | Pump Up The Volume | Warner Archive

YouTube video by Warner Bros. Classics

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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · Jul 26

A drunk man outside my motel last night kindly informed me that this place poopin' piss the shits and that is a phrase that will live rent free in my head for the rest of my life

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