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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · Jan 19

Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 10h

Unless you're bending the knee don't call anyone in the US SIR. SIR is a title bestowed in Britian. For example. Sir Elton John, Sir Paul McCartney, Sir Laurence Olivier. Here all it does is make you sound like a magat.

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 12h

James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 14h

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 2h

i goddamn knew it

Dragon Moll Z
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@dopestatistics... • 2h
I cant believe the president really said
"lol should have turned his head like me"

astarionx.bsky.social @astarion... • 55m
Kirk is alive. And so is Epstein.
They will be back as soon as Trump eliminates the two party system.

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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 6h

This is some excellent aviation (check thread for recording playback)

ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 8h

A pilot out in Nova Scotia seems to have had some fun yesterday.

www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...

C-GZPT Flight Tracking and History - FlightAware

Flight status, tracking, and historical data for C-GZPT including scheduled, estimated, and actual departure and arrival times.

www.flightaware.com

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Dan Izzo @izzos.us · 6h

OK Mike. So then you admit that the whole "war torn Portland" thing was a made up farce?

OsoPeligroso @oso-peligroso.bsky.social · 6h

Actual quote from Johnson:

"I think the most frightening thing I've seen yet are the naked bicyclists."

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I cannot believe we have to take these disingenuous bags of dicks seriously

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Josh "HAUNTED WAFFLE SQUARF" Brown @theotherspeakman.bsky.social · 4h

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monty @montyburns77893.bsky.social · 7h

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Josh "HAUNTED WAFFLE SQUARF" Brown @theotherspeakman.bsky.social · 5h

FUCK

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Comic Book Club @comicbookclub.bsky.social · 12h

Drew Struzan, iconic poster artist of Indiana Jones, Back to the Future, and Star Wars, among others, has died at age 78.

Drew Struzan, Iconic Poster Artist Of Star Wars And Indiana Jones, Dead At Age 78

Drew Struzan, iconic poster artist of Indiana Jones, Back to the Future, and Star Wars, among others, has died at age 78.

comicbookclublive.com

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The Onion @theonion.com · 8h

Israel Warns Gaza Still Harboring Hundreds Of Doctors https://theonion.com/israel-warns-gaza-still-harboring-hundreds-of-doctors-1850964439/

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Sergeight / Commissions Open on VGEN @sergeight.bsky.social · 20h

Hello there! #PortfolioDay ❤️

I'm Sergio from Spain and i love to paint Fan-arts from games,comics and stuff and i also love to paint dark fantasy art👻

I'm open to private commissions and looking for my first gig for book/comic covers!

📧: [email protected]
🎨: sergeight.artstation.com

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Josh "HAUNTED WAFFLE SQUARF" Brown @theotherspeakman.bsky.social · 5h

We could solve so many problems by redirecting that billion+ to making a text center where people pretend to be chat bots to do sext work. They do not even have to be women, and it would employ so many people. It would equal Disney World in terms of employment, and in making sad adults happy again.

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 6h

The best part is going to be when they integrate sports betting into the sexts

“Your throbbing manmountain makes me SOOOOOO wet, but you know what would make me even wetter? If you put a three team parlay on DraftKings using promo-code ‘SUCKER.’ Oh yeah, baby, let me suck you dry.”

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 6h

So glad we’re burning down rainforests and drying up lakes to help total losers masturbate in an entirely new way

The Verge @theverge.com · 10h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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Shoe + @shoe.bsky.social · 9h

Facebook is state media and you should delete your accounts.

Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 9h

At the request of the U.S. Department of Justice, a Facebook group used by nearly 80,000 people to report sightings of federal immigration agents in the Chicago area has been taken down by the social media giant Meta, Facebook’s parent company.

Facebook suspends popular Chicago ICE-sightings group at Trump administration’s request

The group, "ICE Sighting-Chicagoland," has been increasingly used in the last five weeks of President Donald Trump’s intense deportation campaign to warn neighbors that federal agents are nearby.

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Josh "HAUNTED WAFFLE SQUARF" Brown @theotherspeakman.bsky.social · 5h

Matt Yglesias deserves only pity, and in a distant second, oxygen, food, shelter and the rest of Maslow's Hierarchy of Need pyramid essentials.

Josh "HAUNTED WAFFLE SQUARF" Brown @theotherspeakman.bsky.social · 5h

Even if they didn't, in a Trump 2025, Cass Report world I don't doubt the volume of people saying they're trans is going down even if he weren't an absolute piece of shit.

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Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 6h

"All it took was an international terror campaign run by the government to prove it's natural to be cis"

Guy Trivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 8h

Frying brains online

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Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 6h

Also not to state the obvious, but of course students are going to hide their trans status that just banned trans people from bathrooms to appease the president. bsky.app/profile/dexa...

Hex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 7h

He dismisses much bigger studies as "not representative" while relying on fucking BROWN as somehow representative of the college age population in the US. It's actually absurd.

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Josh "HAUNTED WAFFLE SQUARF" Brown @theotherspeakman.bsky.social · 5h

Okay but I want to see the...20 year later glow up?

I don't know how old you are but you look 22 yet have Millenial energy.

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Kuro von Sleepyclaws @drkuro.bsky.social · 7h

Both Pim and Gameservatory are great, and are well worth your hard earned subscriptions.

Imp's Crypt!🎃 @pimscrypt.bsky.social · 8h

SERIOUSLY! I need you all to subscribe to @gameservatory.bsky.social! I refuse to live in a reality where this channel doesn't have 100k more followers than I do!!

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 7h

Thou sayest the King grows mad, I’ll tell thee, friend,
I am almost mad myself.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 11h

"a test"? you mean...a violation?

AP: Israel plans to halve aid into Gaza over slow return of dead hostages, a test for the Gaza ceasefire

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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 9h

Trump is no longer even pretending to have any kind of argument that his murdering of people in the Caribbean Sea has any kind of statutory validity. Just straight up declaring that he has quasi-unlimited power to execute people based on (nominal) suspicion.

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