Townes van Slandt
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There is no truth to reports that Texas A&M will join the SEC in the spring of 2012. None.
Live, Laugh, Leftist Ideology
Live, Laugh, Leftist Ideology
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A+. Perfect. 10/10. No notes.
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A+. Perfect. 10/10. No notes.
It’s Thursday dumbass
Viking Fact Friday: Berserkers were Scandinavian warriors noted for their intense ferocity brought on by a drug-induced state, which scholars have identified to be an approximation of the delicious 23 flavors of a Dr Pepper.
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It’s Thursday dumbass
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If we make Reveille the offensive coordinator everybody has to let her into their stadium
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
If we make Reveille the offensive coordinator everybody has to let her into their stadium
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I am available for the Texas A&M OC job
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I am available for the Texas A&M OC job
So tired of hearing this. In ‘23 they had data on FSU, and that data was games that they won! The lost their spot by winning games!
Is the lesson of the Ole Miss ‘25 comparison that not playing games is better than winning games??
Is the lesson of the Ole Miss ‘25 comparison that not playing games is better than winning games??
CFP chair Hunter Yurachek refers to the FSU 2023 situation and says that the committee had a couple of games of data without Jordan Travis to look at.
"We don't have any way to evaluate what Ole Miss looks like, plays like without their head coach." Mentions OC/DC still there.
"We don't have any way to evaluate what Ole Miss looks like, plays like without their head coach." Mentions OC/DC still there.
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
So tired of hearing this. In ‘23 they had data on FSU, and that data was games that they won! The lost their spot by winning games!
Is the lesson of the Ole Miss ‘25 comparison that not playing games is better than winning games??
Is the lesson of the Ole Miss ‘25 comparison that not playing games is better than winning games??
ACAB includes Elf on a Shelf
My kid has been BEGGING for at least 3 years for an elf. I refuse to DO elf on the shelf. I ain’t got time for that. And we ain’t having no cop elf in this house.
But I finally was like “so what does this elf do in your mind?” And she said “he sits on the shelf and nobody can touch it but we can
But I finally was like “so what does this elf do in your mind?” And she said “he sits on the shelf and nobody can touch it but we can
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
ACAB includes Elf on a Shelf
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
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don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
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November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take
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Lane Kiffin is a Quaker
✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak
✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Lane Kiffin is a Quaker
✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak
✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak
It’s me, I’m grown men.
one thing i love about college football is that you can locate the least consequential game of the day, between two schools you barely knew existed, and there will be grown men on television in the stands ready to kill themselves if it goes the wrong way
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
It’s me, I’m grown men.
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anyone else think it's weird the school with an overgrown cow can't grow grass on any of their sports fields?
what is bevo eating?????
what is bevo eating?????
November 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Yale's comeback in the FCS Playoff was ridiculous.
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Yale's comeback in the FCS Playoff was ridiculous.
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Every dollar spent on an SEC coach buyout is one that doesn't go to a Republican super PAC
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Every dollar spent on an SEC coach buyout is one that doesn't go to a Republican super PAC
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SPIDER-MAN SAID HORNS DOWN
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
SPIDER-MAN SAID HORNS DOWN
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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Vanderbilt has an ad running in LaGuardia calling themselves “New York’s SEC team”
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Vanderbilt has an ad running in LaGuardia calling themselves “New York’s SEC team”
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this won’t get picked up, but here’s the thing about “socon saturday” in the sec. it’s a weekend where families, especially with small kids, can go to a game where it’s not expensive and not 1000 degrees outside. that’s definitely not why it exists but it’s a benefit.
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November 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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what i really want to know is whenaburger
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
what i really want to know is whenaburger
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Teenagers are old enough to have sex with middle aged men. They are not old enough to be trans.
by Megyn Kelly
by Megyn Kelly
November 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Teenagers are old enough to have sex with middle aged men. They are not old enough to be trans.
by Megyn Kelly
by Megyn Kelly
Respected College Football journalist seemingly forgets who the Head Football Coach is at South Carolina.
This is probably an overreaction but I really think A&M has forfeited the right to be taken seriously the rest of the year
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Respected College Football journalist seemingly forgets who the Head Football Coach is at South Carolina.
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Texas A&M professors have to get clearance from a dean if they want to talk about this game on Monday
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Texas A&M professors have to get clearance from a dean if they want to talk about this game on Monday
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Marcel Reed threw for a career-high 439 yards and three touchdowns as No. 3 Texas A&M rallied from a 27-point deficit to remain undefeated with a 31–30 victory over South Carolina, the biggest comeback in school history.
bit.ly/4oEKdFT
bit.ly/4oEKdFT
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Marcel Reed threw for a career-high 439 yards and three touchdowns as No. 3 Texas A&M rallied from a 27-point deficit to remain undefeated with a 31–30 victory over South Carolina, the biggest comeback in school history.
bit.ly/4oEKdFT
bit.ly/4oEKdFT
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was gonna say you can't let that state trooper work at the games anymore but then that just frees him up to be that hotheaded with the general public so there's no winning this one.
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
was gonna say you can't let that state trooper work at the games anymore but then that just frees him up to be that hotheaded with the general public so there's no winning this one.
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