For Unto Us a Jim Henson's Folklore Baby Is Given
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Cranky poet. Disillusioned teacher. Seriously into make-believe.
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'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
December 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
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Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.
December 20, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.
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From this point on, I'm forced to assume that every elected politician who does not immediately call for Trump's impeachment is in the Epstein files. Sorry. Just cutting the Gordian knot here, as one does during societal collapse.
December 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
From this point on, I'm forced to assume that every elected politician who does not immediately call for Trump's impeachment is in the Epstein files. Sorry. Just cutting the Gordian knot here, as one does during societal collapse.
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Most of us did not choose to write or draw or design so that we could put products on the shelf. We chose to do it because it’s a set of skills we enjoy exercising, that give us fulfillment.
It’s like asking a pro pitcher to just let a machine pitch for them. Fuck off and give me the ball.
It’s like asking a pro pitcher to just let a machine pitch for them. Fuck off and give me the ball.
December 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Most of us did not choose to write or draw or design so that we could put products on the shelf. We chose to do it because it’s a set of skills we enjoy exercising, that give us fulfillment.
It’s like asking a pro pitcher to just let a machine pitch for them. Fuck off and give me the ball.
It’s like asking a pro pitcher to just let a machine pitch for them. Fuck off and give me the ball.
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the trump era conservative movement is like if The Thing was really feelin itself and started going on tv like this and it keeps working so you're stuck watching like, Oh come on!! He's the thing!!! Look at his fuckin hand!
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
the trump era conservative movement is like if The Thing was really feelin itself and started going on tv like this and it keeps working so you're stuck watching like, Oh come on!! He's the thing!!! Look at his fuckin hand!
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God rest ye merry
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
God rest ye merry
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Whenever you need to cheer yourself up, imagine that all Yorkshire terriers speak with Yorkshire accents
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Whenever you need to cheer yourself up, imagine that all Yorkshire terriers speak with Yorkshire accents
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i'm glad that stem colleagues now care that university administrators' claims of departmental "profitability" are all bullshit now that it's coming for them but a little solidarity while the humanities endured this for decades would've been cool
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
i'm glad that stem colleagues now care that university administrators' claims of departmental "profitability" are all bullshit now that it's coming for them but a little solidarity while the humanities endured this for decades would've been cool
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
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Here’s what I think the modern Dem platform should be:
-Prosecute this administration
-Expand and pack SCOTUS
-Outlaw private equity
-Limit corporate consolidation
-Ban fossil fuels
-Ban AI
-Heavily regulate gambling
-Free healthcare/free pre-K thru college education
-Permanent DST
For starters.
-Prosecute this administration
-Expand and pack SCOTUS
-Outlaw private equity
-Limit corporate consolidation
-Ban fossil fuels
-Ban AI
-Heavily regulate gambling
-Free healthcare/free pre-K thru college education
-Permanent DST
For starters.
December 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Here’s what I think the modern Dem platform should be:
-Prosecute this administration
-Expand and pack SCOTUS
-Outlaw private equity
-Limit corporate consolidation
-Ban fossil fuels
-Ban AI
-Heavily regulate gambling
-Free healthcare/free pre-K thru college education
-Permanent DST
For starters.
-Prosecute this administration
-Expand and pack SCOTUS
-Outlaw private equity
-Limit corporate consolidation
-Ban fossil fuels
-Ban AI
-Heavily regulate gambling
-Free healthcare/free pre-K thru college education
-Permanent DST
For starters.
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my great-grandparents arrived in the UK in the 1890s with nothing.
they sold pickles from the front room window, took in laundry, worked as tailors.
their children were nurses, teachers, salesmen.
their grandchildren were professors, designers, opticians, doctors, magistrates, entrepreneurs.
they sold pickles from the front room window, took in laundry, worked as tailors.
their children were nurses, teachers, salesmen.
their grandchildren were professors, designers, opticians, doctors, magistrates, entrepreneurs.
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 AM
my great-grandparents arrived in the UK in the 1890s with nothing.
they sold pickles from the front room window, took in laundry, worked as tailors.
their children were nurses, teachers, salesmen.
their grandchildren were professors, designers, opticians, doctors, magistrates, entrepreneurs.
they sold pickles from the front room window, took in laundry, worked as tailors.
their children were nurses, teachers, salesmen.
their grandchildren were professors, designers, opticians, doctors, magistrates, entrepreneurs.
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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"Wow, Jon, you ordered a LOT of cocaine."
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
"Wow, Jon, you ordered a LOT of cocaine."
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You’re all invited Wednesday night to see my Thanksgiving-themed cover band, Turdokken
November 26, 2024 at 4:44 PM
You’re all invited Wednesday night to see my Thanksgiving-themed cover band, Turdokken
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I want for us what they have
Breaking News: Brazil’s top court ordered former President Jair Bolsonaro to begin a 27-year prison term for a failed plot to stay in power. nyti.ms/3LSSs2S
Bolsonaro To Start Serving 27-Year Prison Sentence Over Coup Plot
Brazil’s Supreme Court court ordered former President Jair Bolsonaro to begin serving a prison term for conspiring to remain in power after losing the last election.
nyti.ms
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I want for us what they have
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WELCOME…TO CASTLE SEXFUCK, WHERE PLEASURE DWELLS AND NOTHING IS FORBIDDEN. FEEL FREE TO THROW YOUR COAT ON THE BED THERE. I KNOW IT’S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET BUT I PUT ARTHUR CHRISTMAS ON THE ROKU HAHA. I JUST LOVE THAT MOVIE. WE GOT A TAMALES CIRCLE GOING IN THE KITCHEN BTW. YOU LIKE CARCASSONNE?
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
WELCOME…TO CASTLE SEXFUCK, WHERE PLEASURE DWELLS AND NOTHING IS FORBIDDEN. FEEL FREE TO THROW YOUR COAT ON THE BED THERE. I KNOW IT’S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET BUT I PUT ARTHUR CHRISTMAS ON THE ROKU HAHA. I JUST LOVE THAT MOVIE. WE GOT A TAMALES CIRCLE GOING IN THE KITCHEN BTW. YOU LIKE CARCASSONNE?
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This is so fucking sad. The world’s richest man spent a fortune to create a robot to bathe him in the specious praise he so obviously needs. He’s such a sociopath that the much cheaper option of hiring a Wormtongue or a JD Vance or a Mike Johnson just wouldn’t cut it.
oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This is so fucking sad. The world’s richest man spent a fortune to create a robot to bathe him in the specious praise he so obviously needs. He’s such a sociopath that the much cheaper option of hiring a Wormtongue or a JD Vance or a Mike Johnson just wouldn’t cut it.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Was hanging out with a friend recently who travels in Certain Circles and she offhandedly mentioned that Elon Musk goes to sex parties in Austin, which immediately summoned up the absolutely horrifying prospect of being in the same sex party as Elon Musk
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Was hanging out with a friend recently who travels in Certain Circles and she offhandedly mentioned that Elon Musk goes to sex parties in Austin, which immediately summoned up the absolutely horrifying prospect of being in the same sex party as Elon Musk
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(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)
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Travelling back in time to beat up my 16 year old self.
What do you like now that 16 year old you would hate you for?
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Travelling back in time to beat up my 16 year old self.
Okay, when it has to specifically be My *Football* Monster, the whole thing seems to lurch away from "psychologically healthy plaything" and towards "birth of a new fetish."
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Okay, when it has to specifically be My *Football* Monster, the whole thing seems to lurch away from "psychologically healthy plaything" and towards "birth of a new fetish."