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#BREAKING from me and Jennifer Jacobs - additional reporting on the strikes in Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
sick to my stomach
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2026: the year it happens
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
2026: the year it happens
As a GW grad she should know that it’s comet ping pong
The GOP’s midterm strategy is literally just Comet Pizza
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
December 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
As a GW grad she should know that it’s comet ping pong
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
Inventing a Bloom filter for whether a given movie is a Christmas movie
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Inventing a Bloom filter for whether a given movie is a Christmas movie
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December 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Welcome to our website. Click the big green ACCEPT button to allow us to sell your data and possibly also your children. To opt out, click here to fill out this 19 page form by hand in triplicate
Average terminal log in fallout:
The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.
December 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Average terminal log in fallout:
todd blanche comes across as a total idiot in the interview with maxwell
December 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
todd blanche comes across as a total idiot in the interview with maxwell
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Larry Ellison will own a part of TikTok alongside the Chinese.
Great job @schumer.senate.gov and team, you really solved the social media propaganda and privacy threat
Great job @schumer.senate.gov and team, you really solved the social media propaganda and privacy threat
TikTok U.S. Sale to Close Next Month: Oracle and Silver Lake Confirmed in Buyer Consortium
Abu Dhabi's state investment fund will also be a managing investor.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Larry Ellison will own a part of TikTok alongside the Chinese.
Great job @schumer.senate.gov and team, you really solved the social media propaganda and privacy threat
Great job @schumer.senate.gov and team, you really solved the social media propaganda and privacy threat
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President Dipshit here, there will be a War tomorrow. No I did not ask anyone else about it first. Thanks
December 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
President Dipshit here, there will be a War tomorrow. No I did not ask anyone else about it first. Thanks
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i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
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I'm not even going to repost a screengrab of his post about Rob Reiner but man it really needs to be said every single day: Trump truly is the biggest piece of shit in the world, a man of absolutely no good qualities and seemingly limitless bad ones. Support for him is just so damning.
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I'm not even going to repost a screengrab of his post about Rob Reiner but man it really needs to be said every single day: Trump truly is the biggest piece of shit in the world, a man of absolutely no good qualities and seemingly limitless bad ones. Support for him is just so damning.
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This is college in the United States. Video from inside a Brown University building shows the moment that police found a group of students who were sheltering after the shooting on campus. This isn't freedom.
December 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This is college in the United States. Video from inside a Brown University building shows the moment that police found a group of students who were sheltering after the shooting on campus. This isn't freedom.
This is the coolest anyone has ever looked
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This is the coolest anyone has ever looked
Noem wearing a big stupid fucking gold watch during the hearing too. Evil
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Noem wearing a big stupid fucking gold watch during the hearing too. Evil
Probably bad
December 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Probably bad
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Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
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we should be thundering towards The Electrification of Everything with solar, wind, geothermal, tidal, whatever—the works and not desperately trying to find enough turbines to power over investment in compute
December 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
we should be thundering towards The Electrification of Everything with solar, wind, geothermal, tidal, whatever—the works and not desperately trying to find enough turbines to power over investment in compute
Isn't this an argument _in favor_ of LLMs, which were trained on all of reddit?
I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
December 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Isn't this an argument _in favor_ of LLMs, which were trained on all of reddit?
hell yeah
Lander going after Rep Dan Goldman in NY-10
*BRAD LANDER TO LAUNCH HOUSE BID AS SOON AS WEDNESDAY: POLITICO
*BRAD LANDER TO LAUNCH HOUSE BID AS SOON AS WEDNESDAY: POLITICO
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
hell yeah
When trump dies you just know vance is going to pardon the most insane racists youve never even heard of
December 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
When trump dies you just know vance is going to pardon the most insane racists youve never even heard of
David Lynch’s cloudflare
Cloudflare is just one guy holding two cables together. The entire internet runs through them. He is being electrocuted 24/7 but holds on because he knows people need the world wide web. When he passes out from pain & exhaustion we get 404 errors
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
David Lynch’s cloudflare
These fuckin guys are coming up with every possible way to be fucking evil
"The Donald Trump administration has changed which holidays qualify for free entrance to national parks, removing two holidays celebrating Black people and adding the president’s birthday."
National parks change prioritizes Trump birthday over days honoring Black people
Free entrance days at national parks no longer include MLK Day and Juneteenth.
www.sfgate.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
These fuckin guys are coming up with every possible way to be fucking evil
the second greatest thing that's going to happen in the next few years will be Pope Leo excommunicating Vance
woke pope ripple effect
The priest at a Catholic church in Dedham defended his parish’s decision to replace nativity figurines of Jesus, Mary, and Joseph with a sign reading “ICE was here,” saying the gospel is clear about treating immigrants with respect. trib.al/Ob5ptDw
December 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
the second greatest thing that's going to happen in the next few years will be Pope Leo excommunicating Vance