Xaoc
@xaoc.bsky.social
They/Them. Queer Eldritch Crochet Artist.
Chaos magic, SFF, kink, community safety, tentacles, eyeballs, PGH, music, nonsense, queer friendly events for sexy people. Hail Eris. Dread Pope Rocket.
My Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ChrisMPluto
Chaos magic, SFF, kink, community safety, tentacles, eyeballs, PGH, music, nonsense, queer friendly events for sexy people. Hail Eris. Dread Pope Rocket.
My Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ChrisMPluto
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
10 years as an indie bookseller, indeed three copies is the correct number
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
10 years as an indie bookseller, indeed three copies is the correct number
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Went on one of my patchwork binges, hence new one of a kind scarves at Kambriel.com & kambriel.etsy.com
Here's Blackberry Bramble in a celebration of purples, now heading to its new home in Venice Italy! 🎭🥀
*Patchwork from scraps is the eco-friendly clothing OG ~ one reason I've always loved it.
Here's Blackberry Bramble in a celebration of purples, now heading to its new home in Venice Italy! 🎭🥀
*Patchwork from scraps is the eco-friendly clothing OG ~ one reason I've always loved it.
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Went on one of my patchwork binges, hence new one of a kind scarves at Kambriel.com & kambriel.etsy.com
Here's Blackberry Bramble in a celebration of purples, now heading to its new home in Venice Italy! 🎭🥀
*Patchwork from scraps is the eco-friendly clothing OG ~ one reason I've always loved it.
Here's Blackberry Bramble in a celebration of purples, now heading to its new home in Venice Italy! 🎭🥀
*Patchwork from scraps is the eco-friendly clothing OG ~ one reason I've always loved it.
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I keep seeing "lol maybe I’m intersex? idk" "but you’re valid already! 💕" and yes babe, you very much are - and you’ll still be valid when your organs start a coup.
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I keep seeing "lol maybe I’m intersex? idk" "but you’re valid already! 💕" and yes babe, you very much are - and you’ll still be valid when your organs start a coup.
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Rest in Power to Mother Viola Ford Fletcher.
111 years, the oldest survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Massacre.
She never got the justice she deserved
www.fox23.com/news/mother-...
111 years, the oldest survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Massacre.
She never got the justice she deserved
www.fox23.com/news/mother-...
Mother Viola Fletcher passes away at 111 years old
TULSA, Okla. — Mayor Monroe Nichols announced the passing of one of the two last remaining survivors of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, Mother Viola Fletcher.
www.fox23.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Rest in Power to Mother Viola Ford Fletcher.
111 years, the oldest survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Massacre.
She never got the justice she deserved
www.fox23.com/news/mother-...
111 years, the oldest survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Massacre.
She never got the justice she deserved
www.fox23.com/news/mother-...
Amazed I am not amongst those block first.
Omg folks, stop feeding Betsy the troll and block her ass for using ai and not being able to fact check herself.
Also Betsy doesn’t use alt text, which makes her a pretty rude person.
Don’t be like Betty
(Not adding the alt text here. It’s incorrect ai slop from Betsy the freedom fighter)
Also Betsy doesn’t use alt text, which makes her a pretty rude person.
Don’t be like Betty
(Not adding the alt text here. It’s incorrect ai slop from Betsy the freedom fighter)
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Amazed I am not amongst those block first.
This is the energy (and alt text) I like to see
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This is the energy (and alt text) I like to see
Omg folks, stop feeding Betsy the troll and block her ass for using ai and not being able to fact check herself.
Also Betsy doesn’t use alt text, which makes her a pretty rude person.
Don’t be like Betty
(Not adding the alt text here. It’s incorrect ai slop from Betsy the freedom fighter)
Also Betsy doesn’t use alt text, which makes her a pretty rude person.
Don’t be like Betty
(Not adding the alt text here. It’s incorrect ai slop from Betsy the freedom fighter)
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Omg folks, stop feeding Betsy the troll and block her ass for using ai and not being able to fact check herself.
Also Betsy doesn’t use alt text, which makes her a pretty rude person.
Don’t be like Betty
(Not adding the alt text here. It’s incorrect ai slop from Betsy the freedom fighter)
Also Betsy doesn’t use alt text, which makes her a pretty rude person.
Don’t be like Betty
(Not adding the alt text here. It’s incorrect ai slop from Betsy the freedom fighter)
Finally someone said it.
I find it difficult to watch the Muppets. Kermit is a domestic abuse victim and everyone is cool with it?!
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Finally someone said it.
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TODAY
‘PEACEFUL PROTEST FOR MONTAEYA WHITE AND ALL NEGLECTED INMATES’
MONDAY NOVEMBER 24
ALLEGHENY COUNTY JAIL, 950 SECOND AVE, PITTSBURGH
10:00AM
DETAILS: NO MORE NEGLECT IN ALLEGHNEY COUNTY JAIL! SHE SURVIVED WE DEMAD ACCOUNTABILITY! PEACEFUL PROTEST FOR MONTAEYA WHITE & ALL
MONDAY NOVEMBER 24
ALLEGHENY COUNTY JAIL, 950 SECOND AVE, PITTSBURGH
10:00AM
DETAILS: NO MORE NEGLECT IN ALLEGHNEY COUNTY JAIL! SHE SURVIVED WE DEMAD ACCOUNTABILITY! PEACEFUL PROTEST FOR MONTAEYA WHITE & ALL
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
TODAY
Pittsburgh! One week til you will find me (and a staggering number of talented artists) at the Queer Craft Market! 🧶
Nov 30, 2-6pm
It’s FREE
It’s MASKED
It’s in Mt Oliver!
Nov 30, 2-6pm
It’s FREE
It’s MASKED
It’s in Mt Oliver!
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Pittsburgh! One week til you will find me (and a staggering number of talented artists) at the Queer Craft Market! 🧶
Nov 30, 2-6pm
It’s FREE
It’s MASKED
It’s in Mt Oliver!
Nov 30, 2-6pm
It’s FREE
It’s MASKED
It’s in Mt Oliver!
Final update: it’s done and at 6x4 feet, I’m not cleaning enough of my room to get you a photo of the whole thing. 🧶
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Final update: it’s done and at 6x4 feet, I’m not cleaning enough of my room to get you a photo of the whole thing. 🧶
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alright, today's turning out chaotic, so to try to remediate that...
trans creatives - in honor of TDOR, plug your works in the replies to this!
no matter what you do, plug your stuff. we need to support each other today!
cis people - boost, follow, and donate to ppl in this thread!
trans creatives - in honor of TDOR, plug your works in the replies to this!
no matter what you do, plug your stuff. we need to support each other today!
cis people - boost, follow, and donate to ppl in this thread!
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
alright, today's turning out chaotic, so to try to remediate that...
trans creatives - in honor of TDOR, plug your works in the replies to this!
no matter what you do, plug your stuff. we need to support each other today!
cis people - boost, follow, and donate to ppl in this thread!
trans creatives - in honor of TDOR, plug your works in the replies to this!
no matter what you do, plug your stuff. we need to support each other today!
cis people - boost, follow, and donate to ppl in this thread!
The Last Unicorn
Aliens
Heathers
Princess Bride
Aliens
Heathers
Princess Bride
Name your top 4 80s films.
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The Last Unicorn
Aliens
Heathers
Princess Bride
Aliens
Heathers
Princess Bride
If you aren’t familiar with the topic below, read on…as a Catholic kid my parents gave me a copy of Isaac Bashevis Singer’s Stories For Children. The interaction of faith and humor made a massive impact on me, and probably made me a less manageable Catholic…
What I love about the Hebrew Bible, more than anything else, is it's a collection of viral meme templates that have been in continuous use by shitposters since before recorded history began
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
If you aren’t familiar with the topic below, read on…as a Catholic kid my parents gave me a copy of Isaac Bashevis Singer’s Stories For Children. The interaction of faith and humor made a massive impact on me, and probably made me a less manageable Catholic…
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Albert Schindehütte, 1982
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Albert Schindehütte, 1982
If you ever wonder why I’m up posting Bruges lace at 4am….that would be the menopause
November 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
If you ever wonder why I’m up posting Bruges lace at 4am….that would be the menopause
Update: I would like to dedicate my life to making Bruges Lace. 🧶
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Update: I would like to dedicate my life to making Bruges Lace. 🧶
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I was honored to appear on @scarystuffpodcast.com, along with the legendary @jmdematteis.bsky.social, to talk about Keith Giffen, and also his short comic ‘Chigger and the Man’ which is quite possibly the most effective short horror comic ever. Available now wherever you listen to podcasts.
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I was honored to appear on @scarystuffpodcast.com, along with the legendary @jmdematteis.bsky.social, to talk about Keith Giffen, and also his short comic ‘Chigger and the Man’ which is quite possibly the most effective short horror comic ever. Available now wherever you listen to podcasts.
Finally learning Bruges lace. Thanks to a book with an untested pattern, I’m learning how to design in this style on the fly just to get through it! 🧶
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Finally learning Bruges lace. Thanks to a book with an untested pattern, I’m learning how to design in this style on the fly just to get through it! 🧶
This is awesome, I didn’t know this…LOOK FRIENDS!!! 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
Instacart will shop at Costco without a membership as well.
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
This is awesome, I didn’t know this…LOOK FRIENDS!!! 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
Good reminder!!
the Costco membership barrier is an easy one to surmount, if folks are willing.
a "he's with me" or even a Costco gift card gets someone access.
a "he's with me" or even a Costco gift card gets someone access.
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Good reminder!!
Can you imagine being so obsessed with how ppl look that you think you’re landing a bigger insult with “she’s butch” than with “she’s a fucking racist piece of shit”
With all due respect (none) please take your body-based insults of fascists and insert them into the tightest orifice you’ve got
You can just point out they are fascists, you don’t need to let everyone know you are so shallow you think being unattractive is worse than being a Nazi.
You can just point out they are fascists, you don’t need to let everyone know you are so shallow you think being unattractive is worse than being a Nazi.
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Can you imagine being so obsessed with how ppl look that you think you’re landing a bigger insult with “she’s butch” than with “she’s a fucking racist piece of shit”
With all due respect (none) please take your body-based insults of fascists and insert them into the tightest orifice you’ve got
You can just point out they are fascists, you don’t need to let everyone know you are so shallow you think being unattractive is worse than being a Nazi.
You can just point out they are fascists, you don’t need to let everyone know you are so shallow you think being unattractive is worse than being a Nazi.
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
With all due respect (none) please take your body-based insults of fascists and insert them into the tightest orifice you’ve got
You can just point out they are fascists, you don’t need to let everyone know you are so shallow you think being unattractive is worse than being a Nazi.
You can just point out they are fascists, you don’t need to let everyone know you are so shallow you think being unattractive is worse than being a Nazi.
Okay I season my salad then.
Bacon is also salad seasoning. 😭😭😭
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Okay I season my salad then.