Zetsubo (The Snakes Haven't Left Yet)
@zetsubo.bsky.social
there's nothing more important than friction. only then can freedom follow. amerimaidan now.
skeeting from the anomic crisis
he/him, aroace texan
skeeting from the anomic crisis
he/him, aroace texan
Pinned
wealth inequality is not the root of all evil but by god is it close
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Merrick Garland you fuckass bitch what were you even doing for four years
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Merrick Garland you fuckass bitch what were you even doing for four years
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X financially unsustainable
xAI buys it to bail it out
xAI now financially unsustainable
SpaceX buys it to bail it out 📍YOU ARE HERE
SpaceX now financially unsustainable
Tesla buys it out to bail it out
xAI buys it to bail it out
xAI now financially unsustainable
SpaceX buys it to bail it out 📍YOU ARE HERE
SpaceX now financially unsustainable
Tesla buys it out to bail it out
Oh my gd.
Musk is fucking insane with this quoted sentence from the press release on SpaceX acquiring xAI.
"This marks not just the next chapter, but the next book in SpaceX and xAI's mission: scaling to make a sentient sun to understand the Universe."
(full press release in images)
Musk is fucking insane with this quoted sentence from the press release on SpaceX acquiring xAI.
"This marks not just the next chapter, but the next book in SpaceX and xAI's mission: scaling to make a sentient sun to understand the Universe."
(full press release in images)
February 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
X financially unsustainable
xAI buys it to bail it out
xAI now financially unsustainable
SpaceX buys it to bail it out 📍YOU ARE HERE
SpaceX now financially unsustainable
Tesla buys it out to bail it out
xAI buys it to bail it out
xAI now financially unsustainable
SpaceX buys it to bail it out 📍YOU ARE HERE
SpaceX now financially unsustainable
Tesla buys it out to bail it out
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they're 4k AI upscaling you in the qrts bro. yeah you're really smooth and HD now and all your intricate details are kind of blurred. You're at 60fps and have interpolated in-between frames dude.
February 2, 2026 at 9:17 AM
they're 4k AI upscaling you in the qrts bro. yeah you're really smooth and HD now and all your intricate details are kind of blurred. You're at 60fps and have interpolated in-between frames dude.
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ATTN: great things are again happening in China, ice level 🇨🇳
February 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
ATTN: great things are again happening in China, ice level 🇨🇳
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⚠️TO EVERY ARTIST HERE ON BLUESKY, WATCH OUT!!⚠️
Don't believe that qAI account, DON'T CLICK ON ANY LINK if you got mentioned by them!!
Stay safe y'all🙏💖💖
#moot #artmoot #artistonbluesky #artsky
Don't believe that qAI account, DON'T CLICK ON ANY LINK if you got mentioned by them!!
Stay safe y'all🙏💖💖
#moot #artmoot #artistonbluesky #artsky
February 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
⚠️TO EVERY ARTIST HERE ON BLUESKY, WATCH OUT!!⚠️
Don't believe that qAI account, DON'T CLICK ON ANY LINK if you got mentioned by them!!
Stay safe y'all🙏💖💖
#moot #artmoot #artistonbluesky #artsky
Don't believe that qAI account, DON'T CLICK ON ANY LINK if you got mentioned by them!!
Stay safe y'all🙏💖💖
#moot #artmoot #artistonbluesky #artsky
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engineers are bluesky elders. "engineer" is an oppressive class, like Prussian people or Genitally Underprivileged people.
February 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
engineers are bluesky elders. "engineer" is an oppressive class, like Prussian people or Genitally Underprivileged people.
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"Soviet sniper Yuri by non-binary aroace mangaka" does sound like something made up as ragebait by the "the wokes are destroying anime" types for their audiences
February 2, 2026 at 12:32 AM
"Soviet sniper Yuri by non-binary aroace mangaka" does sound like something made up as ragebait by the "the wokes are destroying anime" types for their audiences
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability
February 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability
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all americas apes; gone
Unreal. He’s shutting down the Kennedy Center, after his flunkies caused mass defections of artists?
Everything the man touches turns to ash. Our cultural heritage; destroyed. Our national treasures; plundered.
Everything the man touches turns to ash. Our cultural heritage; destroyed. Our national treasures; plundered.
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
all americas apes; gone
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It's interesting that a lot of the most fervent "car people" aren't really all that car-brained.
The kind of guy who does track days in their miata is different from the kind of person who wants a god given right to drive a RAV4 anywhere for as cheap as possible.
The kind of guy who does track days in their miata is different from the kind of person who wants a god given right to drive a RAV4 anywhere for as cheap as possible.
February 2, 2026 at 12:18 AM
It's interesting that a lot of the most fervent "car people" aren't really all that car-brained.
The kind of guy who does track days in their miata is different from the kind of person who wants a god given right to drive a RAV4 anywhere for as cheap as possible.
The kind of guy who does track days in their miata is different from the kind of person who wants a god given right to drive a RAV4 anywhere for as cheap as possible.
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this is how the WH works now
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
February 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
this is how the WH works now
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BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
now people in my chats are saying the mossad ran 4chan. and i have to explain why this is antisemitic conspiracism even though israel is a hitler state. just blow my head clean off honestly
February 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
now people in my chats are saying the mossad ran 4chan. and i have to explain why this is antisemitic conspiracism even though israel is a hitler state. just blow my head clean off honestly
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I need people to understand that it’s not just Epstein, it’s the entire rape culture that existed before and after him at every socioeconomic level. That’s why Epstein, who I’ve never thought was particularly smart or interesting, was able to pull this all off—he recognized how abuse functions
February 1, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I need people to understand that it’s not just Epstein, it’s the entire rape culture that existed before and after him at every socioeconomic level. That’s why Epstein, who I’ve never thought was particularly smart or interesting, was able to pull this all off—he recognized how abuse functions
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“surely people are exaggerating and the president didn’t shit himself in front the press in the oval office”
folks the president shit himself in front of the press in the oval office
folks the president shit himself in front of the press in the oval office
February 1, 2026 at 10:04 PM
“surely people are exaggerating and the president didn’t shit himself in front the press in the oval office”
folks the president shit himself in front of the press in the oval office
folks the president shit himself in front of the press in the oval office
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Trump cannot even control his bowels in public anymore. There is no way that man is fulfilling his duties as president. He's a rapidly crumbling figurehead.
February 1, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Trump cannot even control his bowels in public anymore. There is no way that man is fulfilling his duties as president. He's a rapidly crumbling figurehead.
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the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like
a lot, dawg
a lot, dawg
February 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like
a lot, dawg
a lot, dawg
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my new job title
Idk if trans kids these days know this but back in my day you could just walk into a RadioShack and walk out with one of these puppies
February 1, 2026 at 10:27 PM
my new job title
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The left is just as capable of conspiracy thinking as the right, and that’s something we should all be aware of.
The discourse seems a bit more measured here, but still, I don’t think atomic microblogging platforms are the best way to actually consume these documents.
The discourse seems a bit more measured here, but still, I don’t think atomic microblogging platforms are the best way to actually consume these documents.
February 1, 2026 at 5:36 PM
The left is just as capable of conspiracy thinking as the right, and that’s something we should all be aware of.
The discourse seems a bit more measured here, but still, I don’t think atomic microblogging platforms are the best way to actually consume these documents.
The discourse seems a bit more measured here, but still, I don’t think atomic microblogging platforms are the best way to actually consume these documents.
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“sapphire st. paul moved 25 points left from previous” damn that’s crazy. i didn’t think they had 25 points they COULD move but alright
“ruby ft. worth also did that” wellness check on every republican office. confiscate every bag lunch you see
“ruby ft. worth also did that” wellness check on every republican office. confiscate every bag lunch you see
February 1, 2026 at 2:41 PM
“sapphire st. paul moved 25 points left from previous” damn that’s crazy. i didn’t think they had 25 points they COULD move but alright
“ruby ft. worth also did that” wellness check on every republican office. confiscate every bag lunch you see
“ruby ft. worth also did that” wellness check on every republican office. confiscate every bag lunch you see
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Sure libs can win in commie places like Fort Worth but what does real America think
February 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Sure libs can win in commie places like Fort Worth but what does real America think
I really can't overstate how crazy this is. Texas SD9 has a town literally called White Settlement in it. For exactly the reason you think. Wambsganss' association with Trump nuked her campaign from orbit in a district that was Trump +7.
This is the type of shit that ends a dynasty.
This is the type of shit that ends a dynasty.
February 1, 2026 at 9:46 AM
I really can't overstate how crazy this is. Texas SD9 has a town literally called White Settlement in it. For exactly the reason you think. Wambsganss' association with Trump nuked her campaign from orbit in a district that was Trump +7.
This is the type of shit that ends a dynasty.
This is the type of shit that ends a dynasty.