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💙Hannibal enthusiast 💙
💛Jermite Andy💛
💜Meme connoisseur💜
💚Autistic 💚
what if, now stick with me here, touching grass didn't solve the issue?
June 24, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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I really like mustard. Top tier condiment imo
June 23, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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Having a black cat means sometimes you're going to call a dirty t-shirt on your bed "my pretty girl".
June 21, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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I'm so attracted to your mind. The cleavage of your interhemispheric fissure...wow.
June 22, 2024 at 5:07 PM
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I must have beer. Beer is the mind chiller. Beer is the little break that brings total relaxation
June 21, 2024 at 8:45 PM
he does now, congrats on the new cat
Sir…you don’t live here
June 24, 2024 at 12:23 AM
oh no the brain rot has gotten worse, league is actually not that bad of a game
June 24, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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where is my bento box of quaaludes!!!!!!!!!!
June 22, 2024 at 3:10 PM
my love language is bullying, nerd
June 24, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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From the humble slurp to the robust glug, when it comes to the topic of thirst, nothing beats the act of drinking.
June 23, 2024 at 10:50 AM
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"one second!" I yell at my cat from the other side of the bathroom door
June 22, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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community based moderation where i scroll through somebody's timeline and go "fuck yeah" or "yuck" based on their vibes and if i say "yuck" they get sent to Alcatraz
June 23, 2024 at 1:09 AM
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I bet the best part of being in a throuple is that you have someone to do all three Beastie Boys parts at karaoke.
June 23, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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Fed in an office in Langley refreshing Bluesky drama frustrated like, "I don't know what any of this means"
June 23, 2024 at 2:14 PM
no more storage
:(
maybe 3.5k tiktoks is too many to have on my phone
June 21, 2024 at 10:58 AM
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Rammstein's songs are about universal human experiences: man's inhumanity towards man, time's cruel & inexorable march forward, air show disasters, not having a mom bc you were grown in a lab, sex cannibals, being a lonely Bavarian who wants only for a woman with enormous jugs, &c
June 20, 2024 at 1:54 PM
clink me you whore, what am I supposed to hit my vapes while we are on video call and not expect you to hit yours with me at the same time??
June 21, 2024 at 9:19 AM
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Everybody get a bit of your favorite fluid please
June 20, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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oh wow, that’s so crazy dude. quick question, who are literally any of the people you’re talking about
June 21, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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I need an arch enemy in order to explain away my underachieving.
June 20, 2024 at 5:04 PM
munchies are the only form of hunger I feel strongly enough to effect my appetite, wish it wasn't for fucking fruit snacks tho
June 21, 2024 at 9:16 AM
nooooo
my emotional support half empty dr pepper
:(
I was gonna think about drinking that for another day
June 21, 2024 at 9:14 AM
I be thinking
don't like that
June 21, 2024 at 9:13 AM