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she/her | every 2 seconds someone in the USA needs blood https://bit.ly/3YkkmbP
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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I was the first cartoonist to find out that people don’t like it when skeletons play a baby skeletons rib cage like a xylophone to hit the higher notes
December 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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The bloody ghost of my ancestor Lt. John Bacon, shot dead by a redcoat musket during the Battles of Lexington and Concord on April 19th, 1775, appeared at the side of my bed last night and said anyone can be American as long as they aren’t English
December 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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by this time next year ai will be capable of opening presents with your family, freeing you up to finish those spreadsheets your boss has been waiting on
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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man I love avocados but I really wish they weren't so hard to cut
December 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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i pretty much blew up my whole life but it’s like. i feel better now
December 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I've written about this before, but the usefulness of cars as transportation is predicated on breaking the law, even laws that are appropriate and directly implicated in safety. This is something we should maybe grapple with, societally!
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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no idea if this will be a good movie or not, I’m just ecstatic to see a poster like this for an upcoming movie — peak of the artform, IMO
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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“Christmas comes this time each year” wow I have learned so much from The Beach Boys. I call them the Learning Boys.
December 25, 2023 at 11:34 AM
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If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Pretty concise summary of modern life
December 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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just saw a disturbing, detailed vision of one possible outcome for the human race. free on Tubi
December 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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do I have a right to walk? that's the question I'd like to ask. do I have a right to walk without some inattentive idiot nearly ending my life because I was crossing a street, on a daily basis? because it feels like no
More than half of Toronto drivers in a Universtiy of Toronto study didn't look for people walking or on bikes before turning right. Study used eye-tracking tech.

Increasingly deadly vehicles, dumb laws, and irresponsible driving equal people being injured and killed.
www.utoronto.ca/news/more-ha...
December 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I like to think I keep myself well informed. I keep up to date with word searches and mazes.
December 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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I feel great, except for my body and my mind
December 10, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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children should be allowed to swear as early as possible
December 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Charlie Brooker asking the important questions (whether or not somebody has heard of me)
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/b...
December 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Well well well, if it isn’t some more shit that sucks
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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You encounter 𝐋𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞
Press [A] to compliment and watch them writhe around in discomfort
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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I don't believe in "stranger things". Everything should be equally strange..
December 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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i'm going to become the thinch (thanksgiving grinch)
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM