Eggman
@420eggman69.bsky.social
95th percentile on the GED test. 😎
I don't follow back cus i follow 420 users and that's the weed number.
I don't follow back cus i follow 420 users and that's the weed number.
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Eggman
@420eggman69.bsky.social
· Nov 12
all of you are very annoying but i also am very annoying
We are Bluesky.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
This is bc Paul's Boutique missed it by a year tbh.
This is bc Paul's Boutique missed it by a year tbh.
December 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
This is bc Paul's Boutique missed it by a year tbh.
This is bc Paul's Boutique missed it by a year tbh.
Lawnraker
December 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Lawnraker
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rich guy too high on ket to understand Ghost of Christmas Past, fires up a chatbot to argue with Ghost of Christmas Present, accuses Ghost of Christmas Future of trying to silence him
you couldn't make "a christmas carol" today
December 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
rich guy too high on ket to understand Ghost of Christmas Past, fires up a chatbot to argue with Ghost of Christmas Present, accuses Ghost of Christmas Future of trying to silence him
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He’s making a list and redacting it twice.. 👀🥳🎅🏻😳
December 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
He’s making a list and redacting it twice.. 👀🥳🎅🏻😳
Show me how your 2025 went
December 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Show me how your 2025 went
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Hell yeah follow for more sick memes
December 23, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Hell yeah follow for more sick memes
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Greetings from Portland, where Detroit will bring its brash, take-no-prisoners style to a city where everyone drives 54 in the left lane. Pistons-Blazers in 90!
December 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Greetings from Portland, where Detroit will bring its brash, take-no-prisoners style to a city where everyone drives 54 in the left lane. Pistons-Blazers in 90!
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Watching the spiked 60 Minutes episode on YouTube, thanks to @phillewis.bsky.social. It's not like the Trump admin didn't have its say. At about 4:15 mark, there is footage of Trump saying CECOT was "great facilities, very strong facilities"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lenF...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lenF...
WATCH: Segment CBS News Pulled From "60 Minutes"
YouTube video by Phil Lewis
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Watching the spiked 60 Minutes episode on YouTube, thanks to @phillewis.bsky.social. It's not like the Trump admin didn't have its say. At about 4:15 mark, there is footage of Trump saying CECOT was "great facilities, very strong facilities"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lenF...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lenF...
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State Department Designates WNBA As Terrorist Organization https://theonion.com/state-department-designates-wnba-as-terrorist-organization/
December 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
State Department Designates WNBA As Terrorist Organization https://theonion.com/state-department-designates-wnba-as-terrorist-organization/
I'm void posting, I'm sure, but this video essay series is so great. The third and I think last part dropped today. I was never a Louis apologist but wanted to be because I was such a huge fan at the time. My instincts just prevented me, and this series did a great job articulating those instincts.
We Need to Talk About Louis - Part 1
YouTube video by Comedy Without Errors
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I'm void posting, I'm sure, but this video essay series is so great. The third and I think last part dropped today. I was never a Louis apologist but wanted to be because I was such a huge fan at the time. My instincts just prevented me, and this series did a great job articulating those instincts.
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When keeping it real goes wrong
December 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
When keeping it real goes wrong
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Addendum: this is, ofc, to say nothing of the Kirkification of social media, including that genAI "We Are Charlie Kirk" song and how it's been parodied. That's an adjacent phenomenon, and much, much more brain-rotted imo
@hampton.bsky.social and @oloonik.bsky.social have some great writing on that
@hampton.bsky.social and @oloonik.bsky.social have some great writing on that
For the first thread of this kirkified Bella Rittenhouse image: kirkification.
Recently, @oloonik.bsky.social and I wrote about a niche within the trend of kirkification (rap albums), which we shared on the WXQT blog last week. You can read it here:
wxqt-radio.ghost.io/lil-kirk/
Recently, @oloonik.bsky.social and I wrote about a niche within the trend of kirkification (rap albums), which we shared on the WXQT blog last week. You can read it here:
wxqt-radio.ghost.io/lil-kirk/
December 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Addendum: this is, ofc, to say nothing of the Kirkification of social media, including that genAI "We Are Charlie Kirk" song and how it's been parodied. That's an adjacent phenomenon, and much, much more brain-rotted imo
@hampton.bsky.social and @oloonik.bsky.social have some great writing on that
@hampton.bsky.social and @oloonik.bsky.social have some great writing on that
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New Year's Eve show in Fort Mill, SC.
December 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
New Year's Eve show in Fort Mill, SC.
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They should do a remake of BIG right now and it’s a 13-year-old but he grew up online so he’s just like talking about how Warner Bros. doesn’t understand Batman and Sidney Sweeney is a four
December 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
They should do a remake of BIG right now and it’s a 13-year-old but he grew up online so he’s just like talking about how Warner Bros. doesn’t understand Batman and Sidney Sweeney is a four
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Cornell Watson for Bloomberg in Rocky Mount last night.
December 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Cornell Watson for Bloomberg in Rocky Mount last night.
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Sixers vs Knicks box at the half.
December 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Sixers vs Knicks box at the half.
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Conan O'Brien Needs a Lawyer
Sources: Talk show host Conan O'Brien prevented guests from calling the police when actor-director Rob Reiner and his son Nick argued at his Christmas party, one day before the gruesome double homicide that has rocked Hollywood. [Page Six, tabloid report]
Conan O’Brien stopped guests from calling 911 on Nick Reiner during explosive fight with dad Rob at holiday party: report
Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer Reiner, were found dead in their Los Angeles home hours after leaving O’Brien’s holiday party over the weekend.
pagesix.com
December 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Conan O'Brien Needs a Lawyer
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"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
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Our media covers Republicans as the Drunk Stepdad Party. We can never try to hold him accountable for what he’s broken - he’ll just get mad at us & make it worse. Better just leave it for Dems, the Working Mom Party, to clean up when she gets reelected.
My contribution to @jeffjarvis.bsky.social's #BrokenTimes collection. I give you: tariffs don't have much of an impact on food prices. 🙄
December 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Our media covers Republicans as the Drunk Stepdad Party. We can never try to hold him accountable for what he’s broken - he’ll just get mad at us & make it worse. Better just leave it for Dems, the Working Mom Party, to clean up when she gets reelected.
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“…Rep. Sarah McBride has been a big and often stubborn advocate for the big tent theory. And yesterday, just after she stood on the steps of the Capitol poured her heart out with a very powerful and personal speech about her own experience as a trans person, that big tent collapsed in on her.”
For my newsletter, I wrote about how the Democratic Party "Big Tent" fell in on trans kids yesterday. www.burnsnotice.com/the-big-tent...
The Big Tent Collapses in on Us
Three Democrats crossed the aisle to join Republicans in passing a nationwide ban on gender affirming care for youth Wednesday evening
Well, it happened finally. After a vote swapping deal by Rep. Ma...
www.burnsnotice.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“…Rep. Sarah McBride has been a big and often stubborn advocate for the big tent theory. And yesterday, just after she stood on the steps of the Capitol poured her heart out with a very powerful and personal speech about her own experience as a trans person, that big tent collapsed in on her.”
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"Don't reply to any questions. Tell 'em you want your lawyer. I'm going to start calling bail bondsmen."
December 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
"Don't reply to any questions. Tell 'em you want your lawyer. I'm going to start calling bail bondsmen."
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Liberals on Youtube clicking on a video titled "Trump is FINISHED" for the 3,324th day in a row.
December 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Liberals on Youtube clicking on a video titled "Trump is FINISHED" for the 3,324th day in a row.
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“Let me state the obvious:
Antisemitism is always wrong.
Islamophobia is always wrong.
Intentionally killing civilians is always wrong, whether on a beach in Sydney or a beach in Gaza.
Can we not all agree on all of the above? Is that really so hard” - my take for Zeteo’s First Draft newsletter:
Antisemitism is always wrong.
Islamophobia is always wrong.
Intentionally killing civilians is always wrong, whether on a beach in Sydney or a beach in Gaza.
Can we not all agree on all of the above? Is that really so hard” - my take for Zeteo’s First Draft newsletter:
The (Muslim) Hero of Bondi
Mehdi on the Islamophobes' response to the brutal killing of Jews in Australia; how the DOGE folks are headed for Gaza; and the fallout from the Bari Weiss/Erika Kirk CBS town hall.
zeteo.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
“Let me state the obvious:
Antisemitism is always wrong.
Islamophobia is always wrong.
Intentionally killing civilians is always wrong, whether on a beach in Sydney or a beach in Gaza.
Can we not all agree on all of the above? Is that really so hard” - my take for Zeteo’s First Draft newsletter:
Antisemitism is always wrong.
Islamophobia is always wrong.
Intentionally killing civilians is always wrong, whether on a beach in Sydney or a beach in Gaza.
Can we not all agree on all of the above? Is that really so hard” - my take for Zeteo’s First Draft newsletter: