9 A. D.
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9 A. D.
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Drinking until things get better
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It's the last few days before Christmas. Buy safe gifts for kids!
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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believe i will be on the roof of a car shaking ass when it happens
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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words kind of fail me on how much I hate this from many different angles

anyway still being into Harry Potter is like dating a republican
December 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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space will do that for us. we might also trigger kessler syndrome…

seriously though, this is bunk: pivot-to-ai.com/2025/12/01/a...
December 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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this has been a consistent belief of mine for at least the last year: not only must you conduct gambling with bookies, it must be done at a seedy underground bar and the bookies must be named something that tells you exactly what you’re getting into

the Vito Four Fingers Theory of Gambling
I have come to the conclusion that all gambling should be made illegal again; or at the very least, must all be conducted in person at bookies.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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One cool thing about not being a rich weirdo is you have people who love you and care about you and will tell you to never fucking do that in public
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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We built an industry of outcasts and forgot to think about why all these people were cast out
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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If you don't trust Google then you probably shouldn't use Gmail, but the claim it's training AI on your emails and attachments has *no real source that i have been able to find whatsoever*

And they said on the record that it doesn't matter whether you have the smart settings on or not, they don't.
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right?

And rightfully so.

So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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I’ve seen several Godzilla flicks in the theater over the past few years and you can feel, viscerally, that we are all praying for Godzilla to rise from the sea and give us what we deserve
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Peak shit.
MAMDANI: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I utter his name ...."
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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“What keeps us going, ultimately, is our love for each other, and our refusal to bow our heads, to accept the verdict, however all-powerful it seems. It’s what ordinary people have to do. You have to love each other. You have to defend each other. You have to fight.” —Mike Davis
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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I just saw the video of Zohran at a gay bar at 1am baby none of these consultant class AIPAC bought Democrat bitches is ever touching the hem of his suit trousers
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Instead of being a prisoner of doubt, fear, guilt, switch over to being a prisoner of hope. Believe your dick is working.
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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A billion dollars is the socio-economic equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work to prevent the acquisition of the former with the same urgency and ruthlessness we use to prevent the acquisition of the latter.
October 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Gerry is shitposting in print, that's dedication to the art form
What about American objects? I'm sure this administration will want to know.
October 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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my #1 issue for 2026, ahead of everything else including guaranteeing my own rights and safety, is bringing back the stockades for That Fuckin Guy specifically
October 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Men did not evolve to SIT IN A CUBICLE ALL DAY in CLIMATE-CONTROLLED SAFETY. We evolved to do something MUCH WORSE AND MORE DANGEROUS in EVERY WAY and our ancestors would have KILLED to SWITCH PLACES WITH US
September 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM