Ace Jon
acejon.bsky.social
Ace Jon
@acejon.bsky.social
He/him
Reposted by Ace Jon
The reason I know you’re full of shit is because you’re not brain dead and there’s tons of resources and plans.

If you genuinely cared you would use your money to push it forward. But you are a billionaire and your material conditions compel you to accumulate instead.

pnhp.org/beyond_aca/P...
pnhp.org
December 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It's in the singing of a street corner choir
December 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Reposted by Ace Jon
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Reposted by Ace Jon
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
May 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Reposted by Ace Jon
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Reposted by Ace Jon
it would be really cool if the primary mode of transportation in the united states did not routinely kill people prematurely. it would be nice if we did not have to have daily blood sacrifices just to move around the world.

just a thought. an idea!
December 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
you want a kinder world

i want a kinder bueno

we are not the same
December 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Reposted by Ace Jon
December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Reposted by Ace Jon
Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Reposted by Ace Jon
It's a whole genre it's beautiful
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Reposted by Ace Jon
None of this is “good faith political debate,” and it’s not a coincidence that all these outlets are suddenly interested in the same “discussion” at the same time.

Treating women’s humanity like a thought exercise makes it that much easier to legislate away
December 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Reposted by Ace Jon
Why decline all these chances to defend feminism? Because to participate would be accepting the premise that our rights and humanity are up for debate in the first place.

Once you’ve conceded that it’s reasonable to ask whether women’s equality was a mistake, you’ve already lost.
December 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Reposted by Ace Jon
a secret thing you might or might not know is that everyone who disagrees with you on any issue is actually secretly your enemy in every other way. many folks won't tell you this, but it's true: if someone you get along with lets slip that you slightly disagree, it's because they're a spy
December 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Reposted by Ace Jon
billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Reposted by Ace Jon
Blows my mind it hasn't even been a full year of congestion pricing in NYC yet. Years of cranks whining about it and then you just DO IT and everything is instantly better and everyone gets used to it and moves on. We should do good things more often!

PS - T-minus 12 days to Streets Mayor Mamdani!
I refuse to shut up about this: NYC started charging $9 to bring a car into our most transit-rich zone, the haters & trolls predicted doom, but traffic evaporated instantly and here’s Times Square tonite (even after the holiday tourists have left). For a better future, build transit & price driving!
December 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Reposted by Ace Jon
December 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Reposted by Ace Jon
holy shit look who’s in the Epstein files
December 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Reposted by Ace Jon
Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
May 13, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Reposted by Ace Jon
wow they made AI so smart that it's citing sources we didn't even know existed
December 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Reposted by Ace Jon
you know how the old saying goes: "boss makes a dollar, i make a dollar, everybody makes a dollar. all of our paychecks came in as one dollar. i think the payment processing system is broken"
December 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Reposted by Ace Jon
welp, just saw the ol’ ball and chain off to her hometown (Kringleville, pop. 748) for Christmas…she really wanted me to go but business comes first

and little does she know the Big Business Deal im working on is a hostile takeover of the hot cocoa factory the entire towns economy relies on
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Reposted by Ace Jon
"you're a man"
ad hominem

"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy

"you're amab"
false dichotomy

"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence

"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur

"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Reposted by Ace Jon
I think instead of the library telling me
I have 7 overdue books they should just be glad I’m reading
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Reposted by Ace Jon
The first three words you see are how your 2026 will go
December 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM