@adamweintraub.bsky.social
From Chicago to Kona, with many stops on the way.
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to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe
January 21, 2026 at 3:09 AM
to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe
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Waymo only pawn in game of life
January 17, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Waymo only pawn in game of life
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who up thinking about the Wilmington massacre and coup
I have become obsessed with civil war history for a lot of reasons but, as I have mentioned before, a big lesson was how the liberal faction of the republican party negotiated themselves out of power, in large part, because of their own personal interest in “getting back to business as usual”
The durability of this particular void is honestly fascinating from a purely sociological perspective.
January 17, 2026 at 5:06 PM
who up thinking about the Wilmington massacre and coup
Who watches the Niss-watchers?
About 150 miles north of Minneapolis, in the small town of Nisswa, the response to the killing of Renee Good by an ICE officer last week illustrates an urban-rural divide across the U.S. that's been deepening for years.
One State, Two Very Different Views of Minneapolis
Pull up a stool at Ye Olde Pickle Factory and listen to a story about America’s urban-rural divide.
nyti.ms
January 15, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Who watches the Niss-watchers?
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The enemy of my enemy is sometimes just my enemy, but sneakier about it.
January 7, 2026 at 7:06 AM
The enemy of my enemy is sometimes just my enemy, but sneakier about it.
“Your Honor, I move that I be allowed to represent the Defendant on the grounds that it would get me on television.”
A sorta wild development on this. After the court entered Fein’s appearance and granted his pro hac vice motion, Maduro’s actual lawyer files a declaration saying Fein isn’t on the team, didn’t consult with anyone, and they don’t know what he’s doing.
January 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
“Your Honor, I move that I be allowed to represent the Defendant on the grounds that it would get me on television.”
The enemy of my enemy is sometimes just my enemy, but sneakier about it.
January 7, 2026 at 7:06 AM
The enemy of my enemy is sometimes just my enemy, but sneakier about it.
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Judges hate this one simple trick (horse lawyer)
January 6, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Judges hate this one simple trick (horse lawyer)
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the only time someone gets three Cognitive Exams in a year is when your dementia is so bad you forgot you already had two
January 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
the only time someone gets three Cognitive Exams in a year is when your dementia is so bad you forgot you already had two
Once a 38-page manual, now a face tattoo that says “Whatever.”
January 3, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Once a 38-page manual, now a face tattoo that says “Whatever.”
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It's going to be hard to tell our grandkids about the Stupid Age because they'll keep interrupting to say 'And then he went to prison, right?'
January 3, 2026 at 12:14 AM
It's going to be hard to tell our grandkids about the Stupid Age because they'll keep interrupting to say 'And then he went to prison, right?'
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🎶”Warm smell of Doritos
Rising up through the air…”🎶
Rising up through the air…”🎶
December 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
🎶”Warm smell of Doritos
Rising up through the air…”🎶
Rising up through the air…”🎶
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OCCAM'S RAZOR: Simpler solutions are more likely to be correct than complex ones.
OCCAM'S LAZER: pew pew
OCCAM'S LAZER: pew pew
October 1, 2024 at 1:21 AM
OCCAM'S RAZOR: Simpler solutions are more likely to be correct than complex ones.
OCCAM'S LAZER: pew pew
OCCAM'S LAZER: pew pew
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I’ve gotta say, I’m not sure the Things are that much Stranger.
December 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I’ve gotta say, I’m not sure the Things are that much Stranger.
I’ve gotta say, I’m not sure the Things are that much Stranger.
December 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I’ve gotta say, I’m not sure the Things are that much Stranger.
And somewhere on the WaPo copy desk, an editor removes a well-creased list from a bottom drawer and marks a check next to “sneak Pixies reference into headline of story not about Pixies.”
With his hands on the ground and feet in the air, retired NASA engineer Michael Comberiate has kept meticulous records of how many handstands he’s done in his 77 years: more than 105,000.
Meet ‘NASA Mike,’ who’s done 105,000 handstands around the world
Mike Comberiate, 77, has done handstands everywhere from the North to South poles. Cancer has slowed him down, but he’s determined to do more.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
And somewhere on the WaPo copy desk, an editor removes a well-creased list from a bottom drawer and marks a check next to “sneak Pixies reference into headline of story not about Pixies.”
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born to be merry, forced to know what a spreadsheet is
December 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
born to be merry, forced to know what a spreadsheet is
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It was just locker room sex trafficking
December 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It was just locker room sex trafficking
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so thank you, Bari, for streisanding this so hard that a bunch of terminally online 38 year olds who haven’t watched cable television since saturday morning cartoons are glued to fucking 60 minutes
you monumentally incompetent goon
you monumentally incompetent goon
December 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
so thank you, Bari, for streisanding this so hard that a bunch of terminally online 38 year olds who haven’t watched cable television since saturday morning cartoons are glued to fucking 60 minutes
you monumentally incompetent goon
you monumentally incompetent goon
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“One!” Count von Count cries out. “The world is ONE vampire! Ah ah ah.”
December 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
“One!” Count von Count cries out. “The world is ONE vampire! Ah ah ah.”
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As a huge fan of ███████ I feel gutted right now. Just an absolute betrayal of everything I thought ███████ stood for.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
As a huge fan of ███████ I feel gutted right now. Just an absolute betrayal of everything I thought ███████ stood for.
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
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