ahnorris.bsky.social
@ahnorris.bsky.social
Minnesota. Nice.
Snowstorm’s got us stuck at the airport for the day. Please turn off the “Let It Snow” soundtrack.
December 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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A nice thread in which an actual expert patiently explains why the Secretary of Health and Human Service is not simply a liar, but an especially stupid one.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has stated that the 1918 flu pandemic was caused by a lab virus from vaccine research, a defective influenza vaccine. Let’s analyze what a lie this is. First, in 1918, 107 years ago, virology was in its infancy
December 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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If you ever have the experience of seeing a night sky out in the deep countryside you can understand this; it really is a fundamentally different experience, and I can't imagine it not being formative to people.
December 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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“ The daughter of a well known conservative operative , whose paper did not answer the topic at hand and had a carefully planned media campaign , had a trans instructor fired for grading a paper according to the agreed upon rubric”
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 5d
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Some daye soon we all will be togethir
Yf the fates allowe
Til that tyme we have to muddle thrugh somehowe
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Why?
December 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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my kid doesn’t really understand the central premise of Rudolph because he’s like, why are they so mean about him looking different. the woke indoctrination is working. my children will defeat Christmas once and for all
December 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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We've hit the bottom!

Lowest solar noon of the year. Time to start gaining daylight again tomorrow. #HappySolstice
December 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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One thing about the old clip of Bing Crosby singing a Christmas duet with David Bowie is that at the time it was supposed to be “wow look at good ol Bing singing with this WEIRDO” but if you know about Bing Crosby it’s like “glad Bowie made it out of there after spending time with that maniac”
December 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.
December 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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We had Bill Nye the Science Guy, Mythbusters and Alton Brown. There was no reason for you to be stupid.
December 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"

Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Nobody works this hard for this long to cover up something this bad unless they are guilty.
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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I know people are rightly going to be worried about child health, their own health. But we also can't afford this. Like, John Hopkins did an estimate (next link) and every measles case during outbreaks cost on average $43,000 to treat. That kid who got tetanus cost $1 million dollars to treat /1
December 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Ceci n'est pas un chat
Delilah thinking she’s hiding 🐈‍⬛ 🎄
December 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Lighte the laumpe not the ratte!
December 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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The US Administration has banned Americans from *adopting babies* from much of the African continent.

Adopting.

Babies.

What trait do those babies have that, when they grow up as fully American adults, would make them a threat to our country in any form?
On that last post: I genuinely cannot think of any good-faith reason to bar international adoptions from those 39 countries. Under this new ban, consulates will refuse adoption visas for any baby from Cuba, Haiti, Venezuela, Nigeria, or any of the 39 other countries.
December 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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You couldn't write A Christmas Carol today because half of people would root for Scrooge.
December 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Last year, 200,000 people visited “Looks Delicious!,” an exhibition at London’s Japan House showcasing dozens upon dozens of shokuhin sampuru—mesmerizingly lifelike handmade food replicas. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/l8FK7e
Feast Your Eyes on Japan’s Fake Food
Lifelike food replicas have long been a fixture of Japanese dining culture. Now, in an exhibition at Japan House, they are being spotlighted as art.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨

PRINCE ROGERS NELSON

CHOSE THE COLOR PURPLE

AS HIS EMBLEMATIC COLOR

BECAUSE OF THE BOOK

HAROLD AND THE PURPLE CRAYON

(this has been verified)

which -- absolutely changes how imma hear Purple Rain from now on idk abt you

(PS that is not a white child, fight me)
December 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM