alittlebriton
@alittlebriton.bsky.social
Dinner AND a show.
Internet Filth Wizard, inclusive feminist, meat potato.
She/her. Contains adult language and mature themes.
London is empty with old man.
Internet Filth Wizard, inclusive feminist, meat potato.
She/her. Contains adult language and mature themes.
London is empty with old man.
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This is a great expression of the thing I keep saying about text-generating algorithms: “Hallucination” isn’t some kind of glitch. ALL their responses are hallucinations. Sometimes they align with reality, sometimes they don’t.
December 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
This is a great expression of the thing I keep saying about text-generating algorithms: “Hallucination” isn’t some kind of glitch. ALL their responses are hallucinations. Sometimes they align with reality, sometimes they don’t.
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I don't understand the concept of Kings, or any of that. To me, it seems like a dysfunctional but powerful mafia family, born into a situation they didn't choose, but I have friends who do believe in it, and I respect that.
If you are into it AND ONLY IF YOU ARE, reply here, because I don't get it:
If you are into it AND ONLY IF YOU ARE, reply here, because I don't get it:
December 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I don't understand the concept of Kings, or any of that. To me, it seems like a dysfunctional but powerful mafia family, born into a situation they didn't choose, but I have friends who do believe in it, and I respect that.
If you are into it AND ONLY IF YOU ARE, reply here, because I don't get it:
If you are into it AND ONLY IF YOU ARE, reply here, because I don't get it:
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White men are 30% of the population.
They are also:
- 98% of presidents
- 90% of CEOs
- 90% of billionaires
- 80% of Congress
Forever oppressed.
They are also:
- 98% of presidents
- 90% of CEOs
- 90% of billionaires
- 80% of Congress
Forever oppressed.
December 23, 2025 at 6:46 AM
White men are 30% of the population.
They are also:
- 98% of presidents
- 90% of CEOs
- 90% of billionaires
- 80% of Congress
Forever oppressed.
They are also:
- 98% of presidents
- 90% of CEOs
- 90% of billionaires
- 80% of Congress
Forever oppressed.
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
I had my free flu vaccine and my paid for Covid vaccine yesterday (£75!!! Ridiculous!) and now I feel like shit and my arms really hurt. Am feeling sorry for myself while on the sofa trying to decide what game to play next.
December 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I had my free flu vaccine and my paid for Covid vaccine yesterday (£75!!! Ridiculous!) and now I feel like shit and my arms really hurt. Am feeling sorry for myself while on the sofa trying to decide what game to play next.
Saw this and thought of @baldie.bsky.social. No one insults quite like a Scotsman.
‘Yer da shouts at hotels’ theres been a murder
Antifascist stickers spotted in Dundee, Scotland
December 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Saw this and thought of @baldie.bsky.social. No one insults quite like a Scotsman.
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‘Yer da shouts at hotels’ theres been a murder
December 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
‘Yer da shouts at hotels’ theres been a murder
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Someone on a subreddit I read just complained the dance scene in A Knight’s Tale is too long and the conversation has turned to complaining the runway in Fast 6 is too long and is it hard, not being able to feel joy? Are colours dimmer? Do you use a lot of salt?
December 20, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Someone on a subreddit I read just complained the dance scene in A Knight’s Tale is too long and the conversation has turned to complaining the runway in Fast 6 is too long and is it hard, not being able to feel joy? Are colours dimmer? Do you use a lot of salt?
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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The FT notes that delusional claims about London from Trump, Musk and others are having a reputational impact.
The paper points out the capital's murder rate is a third of that in Berlin, a quarter of New York's, and 5% of that in Washington DC
The paper points out the capital's murder rate is a third of that in Berlin, a quarter of New York's, and 5% of that in Washington DC
December 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The FT notes that delusional claims about London from Trump, Musk and others are having a reputational impact.
The paper points out the capital's murder rate is a third of that in Berlin, a quarter of New York's, and 5% of that in Washington DC
The paper points out the capital's murder rate is a third of that in Berlin, a quarter of New York's, and 5% of that in Washington DC
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An early Christmas present for those of us in the #KidLitUK community who've been waiting YEARS for the other shoe to finally drop. Harper Collins knew all about it. They paid off staff to keep their mouths shut. Shame on them, shame on him, and good riddance.
Every time there's a breaking story about a celeb's treatment of women, everyone in the book world asks, "Is it finally Walliams?" Well, it finally is.
Exclusive: David Walliams dropped by publisher over inappropriate behaviour towards women
Telegraph investigation into best-selling children’s author uncovers claims that he ‘harassed’ junior female employees at Harper Collins
www.telegraph.co.uk
December 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
An early Christmas present for those of us in the #KidLitUK community who've been waiting YEARS for the other shoe to finally drop. Harper Collins knew all about it. They paid off staff to keep their mouths shut. Shame on them, shame on him, and good riddance.
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God. If you can say “I think you should have the same rights as everyone else but now isn’t the time…” then you don’t think everyone should have the same rights. You’re just a cowardly shitbag trying to convince yourself that you’re a decent person. But you’re not.
December 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
God. If you can say “I think you should have the same rights as everyone else but now isn’t the time…” then you don’t think everyone should have the same rights. You’re just a cowardly shitbag trying to convince yourself that you’re a decent person. But you’re not.
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It's not just David Walliams who should suffer professional ruin, it's all the senior staff at his publisher involved in implementing a policy whose only possible interpretation is that they believed that he represented a danger to their employees but continued to work with him anyway.
December 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
It's not just David Walliams who should suffer professional ruin, it's all the senior staff at his publisher involved in implementing a policy whose only possible interpretation is that they believed that he represented a danger to their employees but continued to work with him anyway.
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Me when there’s no one left in the old folks home to commit assault on for a cash prize of $100 million and my manager says I have to fight someone my age or else people will start noticing I only fight people with the same knockout power as a Sock ‘Em Bopper
me when I realise that professional boxers acrtually hit quite hard
December 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Me when there’s no one left in the old folks home to commit assault on for a cash prize of $100 million and my manager says I have to fight someone my age or else people will start noticing I only fight people with the same knockout power as a Sock ‘Em Bopper
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V sensible for Labour to focus their entire policy strategy on the 8% of voters they’re losing to the right and permanently alienate the 29% they’re losing to the centre/left.
Labour does so badly in this poll mainly because, as the tables show, they lose 29% of their 2024 vote to the Lib Dems and Greens.
Only 8% goes to Reform, just ahead of the 6% to the Cons. Those Lab–Con switchers push the Tories over 20%, despite them losing a quarter of their 2024 vote to Reform.
Only 8% goes to Reform, just ahead of the 6% to the Cons. Those Lab–Con switchers push the Tories over 20%, despite them losing a quarter of their 2024 vote to Reform.
Westminster Voting Intention:
RFM: 27% (+12)
CON: 21% (-3)
LAB: 18% (-17)
LDM: 15% (+3)
GRN: 13% (+6)
Via @veriangroup.com, 12-15 Dec.
Changes w/ GE2024.
RFM: 27% (+12)
CON: 21% (-3)
LAB: 18% (-17)
LDM: 15% (+3)
GRN: 13% (+6)
Via @veriangroup.com, 12-15 Dec.
Changes w/ GE2024.
December 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
V sensible for Labour to focus their entire policy strategy on the 8% of voters they’re losing to the right and permanently alienate the 29% they’re losing to the centre/left.
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On David Walliams: The Daily Mail reveals that “showbusiness reporters at The Sun were told to drop negative stories about Walliams because both that newspaper and HarperCollins are owned by Rupert Murdoch's NewsUK, even sharing offices near London Bridge.”
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December 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
On David Walliams: The Daily Mail reveals that “showbusiness reporters at The Sun were told to drop negative stories about Walliams because both that newspaper and HarperCollins are owned by Rupert Murdoch's NewsUK, even sharing offices near London Bridge.”
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Ouch. Difficult to say "Our previous CEO was protecting a sexual predator" more explicitly than this.
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Ouch. Difficult to say "Our previous CEO was protecting a sexual predator" more explicitly than this.
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
Jesus Christ the world is cooked, just fucking have a snog if you fancy one
Blind date: ‘Did we kiss? It’s the flu season’
Blind date: ‘Did we kiss? It’s the flu season’
Aaron, 28, a digital producer, meets Tara, 30, who works in marketing
www.theguardian.com
December 20, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Jesus Christ the world is cooked, just fucking have a snog if you fancy one
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So everything is redacted except bill clinton in a jacuzzi?
December 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
So everything is redacted except bill clinton in a jacuzzi?
I’ve not slept at all. Today is already painful.
December 16, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I’ve not slept at all. Today is already painful.
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Please stop playing Fortnite if you support the continued existence of Trans people.
If you've been playing up until now, you have the power to show them that their willingness to support blatant Transphobia comes with serious consequence to the size of their playerbase.
If you've been playing up until now, you have the power to show them that their willingness to support blatant Transphobia comes with serious consequence to the size of their playerbase.
🪄✨ BREAKING: #FortniteWinterfest 2025 Harry Potter crossover CONFIRMED!
Stay tune for more updates at tinyurl.com/56y9bxe4
Patch 39.11 December 18
#Fortnite #HarryPotter #FortniteSkin #WinterfestEvent
#FortniteCrossover #GamingTrends #HarryPotterFortnite #Baskingamer
Stay tune for more updates at tinyurl.com/56y9bxe4
Patch 39.11 December 18
#Fortnite #HarryPotter #FortniteSkin #WinterfestEvent
#FortniteCrossover #GamingTrends #HarryPotterFortnite #Baskingamer
December 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Please stop playing Fortnite if you support the continued existence of Trans people.
If you've been playing up until now, you have the power to show them that their willingness to support blatant Transphobia comes with serious consequence to the size of their playerbase.
If you've been playing up until now, you have the power to show them that their willingness to support blatant Transphobia comes with serious consequence to the size of their playerbase.
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Reminder that if anyone is setting you up online to do some crime, THAT PERSON IS A COP.
ALWAYS.
WITHOUT FAIL.
ALWAYS.
WITHOUT FAIL.
Donald Trump has instructed the entire FBI to prioritize finding ways to bring charges against anti-fascists and other activists. Any FBI agent who wants to advance his career now has an incentive to set up naïve kids for an entrapment case.
Please read about entrapment and how to protect yourself.
Please read about entrapment and how to protect yourself.
December 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Reminder that if anyone is setting you up online to do some crime, THAT PERSON IS A COP.
ALWAYS.
WITHOUT FAIL.
ALWAYS.
WITHOUT FAIL.
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Uninstall
Even if you "don't use the skin" or "will kill anyone using the skin on sight", playing the game is allowing kickback to JK Rowling in one way or another
Make this licensing deal wholly not worth it
I know it sucks to give up a game you like to play but if enough ppl do it,
Even if you "don't use the skin" or "will kill anyone using the skin on sight", playing the game is allowing kickback to JK Rowling in one way or another
Make this licensing deal wholly not worth it
I know it sucks to give up a game you like to play but if enough ppl do it,
🪄✨ BREAKING: #FortniteWinterfest 2025 Harry Potter crossover CONFIRMED!
Stay tune for more updates at tinyurl.com/56y9bxe4
Patch 39.11 December 18
#Fortnite #HarryPotter #FortniteSkin #WinterfestEvent
#FortniteCrossover #GamingTrends #HarryPotterFortnite #Baskingamer
Stay tune for more updates at tinyurl.com/56y9bxe4
Patch 39.11 December 18
#Fortnite #HarryPotter #FortniteSkin #WinterfestEvent
#FortniteCrossover #GamingTrends #HarryPotterFortnite #Baskingamer
December 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Uninstall
Even if you "don't use the skin" or "will kill anyone using the skin on sight", playing the game is allowing kickback to JK Rowling in one way or another
Make this licensing deal wholly not worth it
I know it sucks to give up a game you like to play but if enough ppl do it,
Even if you "don't use the skin" or "will kill anyone using the skin on sight", playing the game is allowing kickback to JK Rowling in one way or another
Make this licensing deal wholly not worth it
I know it sucks to give up a game you like to play but if enough ppl do it,