the small language model arrived

not the squidward crocs 💀

If I get murdered don’t you dare find it cozy

Kids these days 😔

There is more to know about eels than I ever imagined. Best December ever!

since using Calbiri (easier for visually impaired people) rather than TNR costs literally nothing, this is just ableism for its own sake. these are the kind of people who resent seeing a wheelchair ramp.

Eugenics on the Q train

A 5-month-old baby died, & 3 surviving children, ages 2, 4, & 5, had to be hospitalized with rickets, osteopenia, vitamin D deficiency, & significant developmental delays bc their parents put them on “alkaline diets.”

Anyone saying alkalization has health benefits is a murderous liar & a charlatan.

Introducing the Cool S, For Her™

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So *that's* where me and the boys have been going wrong

‘I feel it’s a friend’: quarter of teenagers turn to AI chatbots for mental health support

I have heard the story of a ship coming into port with no living soul on board, but I did not know that Dracula had propped up a corpse at the wheel like it was steering. Very affecting scene and yet this is a very “everyone is twelve” prank for an ageless being to pull.

Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things

Rights groups warn against UK plans to weaken torture protections in ECHR

Tempted to do a WORST BOOKS I READ IN 2025 thread.

worried about the new day T̸̮̳͍͗H̸̤̹̔̐͝E̵̋̂͜ ̵̦͔̙̀ ̵̜̎̃̅ ̴̙̉̐͘B̸̩̲̰͒̓̊Ė̶͕̘̀̐L̶̝̮͘L̴̨̬̈́O̶̫̱͝W̵̺̙̒͒̚ͅŚ̴̬̙̐ between Wednesday and Thursday... i don't love that it's called The Bellows and i don't want to report to a Labor Outpost. Ș̴̀̋͑̀T̵̞̪̱͎̄̈͂̒̀̎̈́̉͗͋͒̏̿͐͝O̴̼͈̮͌Ķ̸͉̬͔̤̹́͛͋̃E̴̡͚̭̣͇̘̱͆͆̋͑̽̌͑̆̈̿ ̴̢̪̦̭͚̜̳̃̎̒̈́͋͛̌ ̷̢̢̻͔͇͔̦̰͚̖̫͔͍̔̋͗̾́̈̾̃̽̌͑͂̓́̕ ̷̼̣̯̞̭͈̹͚̭͆̈́͛̏͗͛́́̊̋̐͑͜͝T̴̯͙̀̐̽̀̔̾͌̎͐̄́͑͘͘͠Ḧ̸͎̘́̾̆́̂̂̔͝͝͝E̷͚̳͕̐͐̅̊̆́̎͑͐̆̾̀̚͘ͅ ̷̡̛̂̀̽́́͋̀͋͠ ̶̥̪͖͔̬̝̺̗͉̼͈̪͖̐̀̀̽̓̓͌̄̇͘ ̴̹̼̋̑̓̈̋̏̕͘̕̚̚͘͠͠F̵̛̫͐̽̅̔̾̓̓͛L̴̢̢͙̳̹̬͉̯̞͓̲̓̋̅̓͒̈́͆̀͜Ą̵̡͍̪͓̬͈̭̬̗̼̝̦̈̀M̸͎̲̦̮̗̀̂͊̍͠E̷͓͓͒͊͂̓͑̂̇̈́̕͝͠͝S̷̖̜͓̰̱̺̝͍̏̓̒͑͒̾͗̍̕͝. black square looks cool though. it's weird that Satan is here ̸͉͎̤̖̠̠̟̮̲̬̀̈̈́͆̅̍͂̋͝D̷̡̨̳̭̫̗̥̬̰́͒́̑͐͘O̵̬͇͙͐̈́̔̂̿̈́̈̌̀͜N̷̥̟̅͌͆́̂͠͠'̵̧͕͍̭̈́͠Ţ̸̟̤͌̉̈́ ̶̯̿͋S̴̱̬̻͈̞̼̄̊̽̆͛̓E̸̦͊͊͛̔̌̿E̴̱̽̋̅̓̾̀͋̚ ̷͙͇͇̞̅W̷̛̙̝̬͙͓̮̻̌̓͆̉͋͐̇̓̒͜Ḧ̸̜̪͂͛Y̸͈̬͓̱̖͗̽̐̚ ̴̢͕̞̳̘͖̣̜̀̇̀͂͊͋͘T̷̨̻̺͍̜̣̘̜̣̔͛͗̋́͝Ḩ̶̧̳̮̉̃̒͒́͑̕̕A̶̛̦͕͆̑̋͂̅͑͠T̶̲̰͐͂͒̀͗̇̓̎̕'̷̫̦͉̤̟͙̦̲̈̾͛̂͒͘͜ͅS̸̰͖͈̱̞̈̾̐̿̈́̃͘͘͘͜ ̴͈͔̝̼̱̪̍̈́͆̆̌̀ͅW̷̨̨̧̧̬̬̬̝͈͒̈͆̿̈̐̊͘͠͝Ḛ̷̡̝̘̺̤́͗͂̅̏̎͑̀Į̷͍̲̤̈̔̔́̇̇̿R̷̛̞͕͈̹̻̟̠͒̎͊̌̒̄́̒̓D̸̫̮̐̇̈̚͘acking off a LOT more

Safety. Regulations. Are. Written. In. Blood.

I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...

After some savory grilled cheese, Chef Eilif is here with something #sweet. Check out how to make #homemade Norwegian #CinnamonBuns – with some American icing. Don’t forget to follow us and Chief Eilif (@chefeilif) on Instagram for more delicious stories! tinyurl.com/44e4h75r

first time I've been sad bsky doesn't have an algorithm because how did it take a month for this to show up on my timeline

We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth

Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.

But if you don't have formula for the baby where will the ice cream for the weird statue man come from?