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“The coolest statistician this side of Albuquerque.” | (🤍🖤)
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
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October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
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Billy Joel could write a whole-ass song about just this week.
September 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Billy Joel could write a whole-ass song about just this week.
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The enemy of my enemy is still a Nazi loser who should never feel safe in public again
June 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The enemy of my enemy is still a Nazi loser who should never feel safe in public again
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Everyone: The Hummer will go down in history as the most pathetic, overcompensating, red-flag vehicle ever.
Elon Musk: hold mein kampf.
Elon Musk: hold mein kampf.
April 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Everyone: The Hummer will go down in history as the most pathetic, overcompensating, red-flag vehicle ever.
Elon Musk: hold mein kampf.
Elon Musk: hold mein kampf.
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I just accidentally sent My plans for the Apocalypse to an editor at The Atlantic.
March 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I just accidentally sent My plans for the Apocalypse to an editor at The Atlantic.
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It would be bad enough to see your country destroyed by an evil genius. But an evil moron, that's just embarrassing.
March 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It would be bad enough to see your country destroyed by an evil genius. But an evil moron, that's just embarrassing.
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'We Didn't Start the Fire' is about to get a whole lotta new verses
March 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
'We Didn't Start the Fire' is about to get a whole lotta new verses
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.
March 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.
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One good thing about the current Republican administration is that it's forcing Democrats to look at how messed up their own party is. The entire political system needs Harvey Keitel's Mr. Wolf character from Pulp Fiction to come in and clean house.
March 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
One good thing about the current Republican administration is that it's forcing Democrats to look at how messed up their own party is. The entire political system needs Harvey Keitel's Mr. Wolf character from Pulp Fiction to come in and clean house.
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Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should smile more.
March 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should smile more.
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"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
March 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
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Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY.
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
March 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY.
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
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i spend too much time trying to decide if specific people are stupid or evil when the results are the same
March 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i spend too much time trying to decide if specific people are stupid or evil when the results are the same
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whew, the truth of this
This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.
February 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
whew, the truth of this
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I didn’t think the Democrats were going to save us, per se, but I did not expect them to lie down on the floor and mildly complain about the smart heels of the fascists trodding upon them.
February 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I didn’t think the Democrats were going to save us, per se, but I did not expect them to lie down on the floor and mildly complain about the smart heels of the fascists trodding upon them.
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Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.
February 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.
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One more (re)post for this Valentine’s Day!
Goodnight, sleep tight!
All the candy hearts to you!
Goodnight, sleep tight!
All the candy hearts to you!
February 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
One more (re)post for this Valentine’s Day!
Goodnight, sleep tight!
All the candy hearts to you!
Goodnight, sleep tight!
All the candy hearts to you!
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