Alyssa Shulman
@alyssashulman.bsky.social
Educator, Trombone Player, Nerd, Trans Woman
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It's Twitter! Twitter has done this to them. Their entire personalities, their entire psyches have been repurposed towards doing and saying things for retweets. They'd probably shoot their own mothers if it would get 4 million views and enough bluecheck Nazis saying "most based thing ever"
Also they're just sick. They're killing people and whether you think it's justified or not (obviously it's not) that should mean something. Instead they're running around laughing like an axe murderer in some terrible horror movie. Completely broken people
There is absolutely no bottom. They will kill and murder and steal and break the law and laugh at every rule and institution until they are stopped. They think they are all-powerful and all conventional rules of morality and legality do not apply to them.
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 AM
It's Twitter! Twitter has done this to them. Their entire personalities, their entire psyches have been repurposed towards doing and saying things for retweets. They'd probably shoot their own mothers if it would get 4 million views and enough bluecheck Nazis saying "most based thing ever"
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
Oh shit, Congress is still alive?
Senate Armed Services Committee responds to news stories about the alleged double tap strike:
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Oh shit, Congress is still alive?
"no quarter" is a war crime
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"no quarter" is a war crime
M O R R O W I N D
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
M O R R O W I N D
They found a rock on Mars this year that strongly indicates there used to be alien life on Mars
(Specifically, it's the green dots running down the middle of the rock pictured below. They're an indicator of a chemical reaction, typically caused by microbes excreting on that surface)
(Specifically, it's the green dots running down the middle of the rock pictured below. They're an indicator of a chemical reaction, typically caused by microbes excreting on that surface)
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
They found a rock on Mars this year that strongly indicates there used to be alien life on Mars
(Specifically, it's the green dots running down the middle of the rock pictured below. They're an indicator of a chemical reaction, typically caused by microbes excreting on that surface)
(Specifically, it's the green dots running down the middle of the rock pictured below. They're an indicator of a chemical reaction, typically caused by microbes excreting on that surface)
You can see the exact moment musk purchased twitter on this chart
The partisan divide has grown, too. The wealthiest 100 tended to give more to Republicans than to Democrats before last year. But giving to the GOP spiked in 2024, with *84%* of donations going to back Republicans or conservative PACs.
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
You can see the exact moment musk purchased twitter on this chart
Abe Lincoln once got involved in a duel.
When he got challenged, he got to choose the weapon (as was customary). He chose broadswords.
Standing a foot taller than his opponent, he holds up the sword at arms length, and asked:
"Are you sure you want to do this?"
"...Um...No. I would not"
When he got challenged, he got to choose the weapon (as was customary). He chose broadswords.
Standing a foot taller than his opponent, he holds up the sword at arms length, and asked:
"Are you sure you want to do this?"
"...Um...No. I would not"
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Abe Lincoln once got involved in a duel.
When he got challenged, he got to choose the weapon (as was customary). He chose broadswords.
Standing a foot taller than his opponent, he holds up the sword at arms length, and asked:
"Are you sure you want to do this?"
"...Um...No. I would not"
When he got challenged, he got to choose the weapon (as was customary). He chose broadswords.
Standing a foot taller than his opponent, he holds up the sword at arms length, and asked:
"Are you sure you want to do this?"
"...Um...No. I would not"
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just casually throwing the end of rogue one at people
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
just casually throwing the end of rogue one at people
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Meanwhile at Lambeau Field
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Meanwhile at Lambeau Field
Goddamn this party loves losing
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Goddamn this party loves losing
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making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us
November 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us
He has the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
He has the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
Hell yeah, love me some small ball
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Hell yeah, love me some small ball
Blue Jays organist has nothing on the Dodgers organist, tbqh
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Blue Jays organist has nothing on the Dodgers organist, tbqh
Dodgers organist is going hard tonight
October 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Dodgers organist is going hard tonight
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if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
October 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
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The block button is your friend. Don't feed the trolls
Yes, it does look like the government accounts joining Bluesky are real, including Homeland Security and the White House. They're tweeting about it on X.
October 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The block button is your friend. Don't feed the trolls
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Because they saw, and still see, America as something far superior to the tinpot shithole regimes we opposed. And there's nothing more insulting to them than seeing someone go and try to turn America into *exactly* that kind of country.
My boss is a Reagan Republican and has been enraged since this all started. I seem to remember being plenty angry at that group of Republicans back then but again, nothing like this.
October 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Because they saw, and still see, America as something far superior to the tinpot shithole regimes we opposed. And there's nothing more insulting to them than seeing someone go and try to turn America into *exactly* that kind of country.
A week before election day in 2016, Comey made a big announcement about how Clinton was under criminal investigation.
I wonder if he regrets that decision
I wonder if he regrets that decision
BREAKING on MSNBC:
Former FBI Director James Comey is expected to be indicted in the coming days in the Eastern District of Virginia, where a prosecutor who opposed bringing the case was recently fired, three sources familiar with the matter told MSNBC.
Former FBI Director James Comey is expected to be indicted in the coming days in the Eastern District of Virginia, where a prosecutor who opposed bringing the case was recently fired, three sources familiar with the matter told MSNBC.
September 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
A week before election day in 2016, Comey made a big announcement about how Clinton was under criminal investigation.
I wonder if he regrets that decision
I wonder if he regrets that decision
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What a backward score. Should be 93% at minimum
September 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
What a backward score. Should be 93% at minimum
I mean, he was
Amused at all the tributes that are basically like here lies Robert Redford, who was hot
September 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I mean, he was