my name is also Bort
@ambassadorbort.bsky.social
No, not that Bort. Another subtler Bort.
give me buttons or give me death, maybe literally, considering
Bought a new to me car last fall and among the top priorities was minimal or no touchscreen. The compromise ended up being going ~10 years old but low mileage and high trim, but I got the buttons. I'd do it every time to get those buttons.
Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.
December 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
give me buttons or give me death, maybe literally, considering
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My dream is to be a college football coach and make 15 million dollars a year to yell at 19 year olds that they need to take the Bisquick Pancake & Baking Mix Bowl more seriously. My wife has a severe haircut, I cheat on her with several women named “Applebee’s Tami”
December 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
My dream is to be a college football coach and make 15 million dollars a year to yell at 19 year olds that they need to take the Bisquick Pancake & Baking Mix Bowl more seriously. My wife has a severe haircut, I cheat on her with several women named “Applebee’s Tami”
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We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot
February 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot
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mr beast has died. he fell into an industrial grain silo and slipped below instantly. everyone was pretty much like "thank god" and nobody is even really sure which one he's in any more
December 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
mr beast has died. he fell into an industrial grain silo and slipped below instantly. everyone was pretty much like "thank god" and nobody is even really sure which one he's in any more
Donald the Duck
December 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Donald the Duck
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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And Jerry, who did NOT post bad
December 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
And Jerry, who did NOT post bad
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Imagine looking like Stephen Miller and thinking you’re genetically superior
December 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Imagine looking like Stephen Miller and thinking you’re genetically superior
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Now if we could just get people to view US prisons through the same lens they view CECOT.
December 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Now if we could just get people to view US prisons through the same lens they view CECOT.
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Me, upon passing the pearly gates and entering into the presence of the Lord God on his throne with his son Jesus Christ, Salvator Mundi and Messiah, seated at his right hand: Well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers.
December 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Me, upon passing the pearly gates and entering into the presence of the Lord God on his throne with his son Jesus Christ, Salvator Mundi and Messiah, seated at his right hand: Well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers.
gob bles
December 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
gob bles
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Anyone defending Trump after all this mounting evidence is also a pedophile in my eyes
December 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Anyone defending Trump after all this mounting evidence is also a pedophile in my eyes
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lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
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contemptible nazi bitch
December 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
contemptible nazi bitch
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lol at Bari not knowing about the distribution process for foreign markets and not asking and no one volunteering the information.
December 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
lol at Bari not knowing about the distribution process for foreign markets and not asking and no one volunteering the information.
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Update: link above no longer works but the full segment has been uploaded to the Internet Archive with torrent link.
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
archive.org
December 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Update: link above no longer works but the full segment has been uploaded to the Internet Archive with torrent link.
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“60 minutes” is now just the amount of time bari weiss spends firing her loose merlot shits into the customer restrooms of various manhattan restaurants
bari weiss smells like human shit and farts and that doesn’t even get into her olympic-level journalistic malpractice
December 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“60 minutes” is now just the amount of time bari weiss spends firing her loose merlot shits into the customer restrooms of various manhattan restaurants
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Inside CECOT (the banned 60 minutes special)
YouTube video by roterote
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.