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Hey sorry, we gave your salary to the president you’ve been covering…as a bribe…anyway, you’re fired
how many people will CBS have to fire to balance the books after a $16m hit?
www.cbsnews.com/news/paramou...
www.cbsnews.com/news/paramou...
Paramount, President Trump reach $16 million settlement over "60 Minutes" lawsuit
Paramount has agreed to settle President Trump's lawsuit over a "60 Minutes" interview with Kamala Harris for $16 million, the company announced late Tuesday.
www.cbsnews.com
July 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hey sorry, we gave your salary to the president you’ve been covering…as a bribe…anyway, you’re fired
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If you were wondering what Scooby Doo is in French, it's Scoubidou.
April 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If you were wondering what Scooby Doo is in French, it's Scoubidou.
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Don't blame me, I smoke weed every day.
You guys smoked weed on Easter and the pope died
April 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Don't blame me, I smoke weed every day.
If a job app asks for an achievement, accomplishment or passion project you’re proud of,is it appropriate to list something not work related? Passion project to me indicates it doesn’t have to be work related but also, the job market is rough out there so I’m trying to pass the AI filtering programs
March 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If a job app asks for an achievement, accomplishment or passion project you’re proud of,is it appropriate to list something not work related? Passion project to me indicates it doesn’t have to be work related but also, the job market is rough out there so I’m trying to pass the AI filtering programs
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Canadian friends, when the war starts, how should I secretly signal that my home is Canada friendly — paint maple syrup above the front door maybe?
March 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Canadian friends, when the war starts, how should I secretly signal that my home is Canada friendly — paint maple syrup above the front door maybe?
What is it about hair salon chair/mirrors? Like, I have never looked worse.
February 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
What is it about hair salon chair/mirrors? Like, I have never looked worse.
Ive prob been living under a rock, but hey maybe you have to so I wanted to share. Bookshop.org is a book marketplace that sends proceeds to local book stores as opposed to buying from greedy billionaires. You can set your preferred book store anywhere and search by your zip for local stores too.
Bookshop: Buy books online. Support local bookstores.
An online bookstore that financially supports local independent bookstores and gives back to the book community.
Bookshop.org
February 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Ive prob been living under a rock, but hey maybe you have to so I wanted to share. Bookshop.org is a book marketplace that sends proceeds to local book stores as opposed to buying from greedy billionaires. You can set your preferred book store anywhere and search by your zip for local stores too.
Yayyy Happy Valentines Day! (I already know the dog is gonna steal that bear lol)
February 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Yayyy Happy Valentines Day! (I already know the dog is gonna steal that bear lol)
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The Kennedy Center credited the cost of Issa Rae’s canceled show to my account but baby they’re gonna have to refund that because there’s no way in hell that place is getting a dime from me again for a very long time.
February 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The Kennedy Center credited the cost of Issa Rae’s canceled show to my account but baby they’re gonna have to refund that because there’s no way in hell that place is getting a dime from me again for a very long time.
The humane society just shared they’re doing a horse care and handling course at their equine center where multiple graduates go on to be adopters or volunteers so I think I’m gonna do it. Yay for new hobbies!
February 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The humane society just shared they’re doing a horse care and handling course at their equine center where multiple graduates go on to be adopters or volunteers so I think I’m gonna do it. Yay for new hobbies!
I’m so afraid I’m unknowingly wearing republican makeup! Quick what makeup makes it obvious I’m not republican?! Should I go get my nose pierced? I don’t have a nose piercing type nose!
February 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m so afraid I’m unknowingly wearing republican makeup! Quick what makeup makes it obvious I’m not republican?! Should I go get my nose pierced? I don’t have a nose piercing type nose!
I think when we get back from our little Nash weekend, we’re gonna order some engagement rings to try from home hehehe
February 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I think when we get back from our little Nash weekend, we’re gonna order some engagement rings to try from home hehehe
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More of this, America.
February 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
More of this, America.
Ok, the Baja Blast Seal commercial has been my fav so far lololol
February 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Ok, the Baja Blast Seal commercial has been my fav so far lololol
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One (1) puppy acquired! We are still brainstorming names.
February 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
One (1) puppy acquired! We are still brainstorming names.
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My firm is employee-owned and we have a robust DEI program, we can do whatever the fuck we want and we’ll sue the absolute fuck out of anyone who comes for us
February 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My firm is employee-owned and we have a robust DEI program, we can do whatever the fuck we want and we’ll sue the absolute fuck out of anyone who comes for us
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This is gonna take like 10-20 Luigis.
February 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This is gonna take like 10-20 Luigis.
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Hello. Feel free to use my tax dollars to buy something to help y’all get in. Like a battering ram.
UPDATE: My colleagues and I were locked out of the Dept. of Education and denied a meeting with Acting Secretary Carter.
February 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hello. Feel free to use my tax dollars to buy something to help y’all get in. Like a battering ram.
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Who needs a break from doom scrolling to see the cutest little face? #dogs #puppies #adoptdontshop
Available at @pawspendletonor.bsky.social 💗
Available at @pawspendletonor.bsky.social 💗
February 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Who needs a break from doom scrolling to see the cutest little face? #dogs #puppies #adoptdontshop
Available at @pawspendletonor.bsky.social 💗
Available at @pawspendletonor.bsky.social 💗
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By & large, most books are superior to human beings.
February 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
By & large, most books are superior to human beings.
One of my all time favs. It was on tv last night and it turned my week around lol
Only a small set of movies of the era defy the trope of white savior but sister act does this while also actively combating class and generational stereotypes, advocating for community building while giving you banger after banger as performed by NUNS in SF, in this essay I will…
“Sister Act” is one of the best movies ever made.
February 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
One of my all time favs. It was on tv last night and it turned my week around lol
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We are reliving the aftermath of Hatshepsut: a woman pharaoh whose reign was characterized by peace and prosperity, but whose legacy was literally scrubbed—statues defaced, monuments destroyed, and histories rewritten to erase her phenomenal contributions.
February 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
We are reliving the aftermath of Hatshepsut: a woman pharaoh whose reign was characterized by peace and prosperity, but whose legacy was literally scrubbed—statues defaced, monuments destroyed, and histories rewritten to erase her phenomenal contributions.
Ew, I had a dream I was dating Tom Brady. I hate that fool.
February 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Ew, I had a dream I was dating Tom Brady. I hate that fool.