Andy Ross
@andyross.bsky.social
Professional Creative Weirdo. Columnist. Music Nerd. Guy you think is maybe funny.
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Andy Ross
@andyross.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Picking up followers so here’s an intro. Hi! I’m Andy. I’m a writer, creative consultant, improvisor, comedy human. Big into classic Hollywood, I have a monthly movie column in a newspaper. Lover of music, MST3K, and a depressed elder millennial still lost in his ‘90s childhood. Welcome!
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
WELP.
WELP.
December 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
WELP.
WELP.
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Ryan Owens texted me at 4AM telling me to make this shirt. I typically don't encourage such behavior but he was correct here. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8509...
Please Hamburger Don't Hurt 'Em by kthorjensen
Too legit to make dinner? U can't touch a hot stove? Not going to make a food pun about She's Soft and Wet. What a stupid idea this one is.
www.teepublic.com
December 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Ryan Owens texted me at 4AM telling me to make this shirt. I typically don't encourage such behavior but he was correct here. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8509...
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
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Frankenstein (dir. Guillermo Del Toro)
December 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Frankenstein (dir. Guillermo Del Toro)
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Superman (dir. James Gunn)
December 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Superman (dir. James Gunn)
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Sinners (dir. Ryan Coogler)
December 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Sinners (dir. Ryan Coogler)
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It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
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i dont want to live in a world that values gambling apps and ai i want to live in a world that celebrates mustard and puppets
This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i dont want to live in a world that values gambling apps and ai i want to live in a world that celebrates mustard and puppets
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Netflix wasn't worth losing rental stores over and it's definitely not worth losing movie theaters over.
December 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Netflix wasn't worth losing rental stores over and it's definitely not worth losing movie theaters over.
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There is no good result when one potential monopoly is battling another potential monopoly to become a very big monopoly
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
There is no good result when one potential monopoly is battling another potential monopoly to become a very big monopoly
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As your President, I'll make this day a federal holiday & give Joel Hodgeson the Presidental Medal of Freedom.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
As your President, I'll make this day a federal holiday & give Joel Hodgeson the Presidental Medal of Freedom.
The older I get the more I think of Squeeze as among the finest pop bands to ever exist. Argy Bargy? Masterpiece. RIP.
November 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The older I get the more I think of Squeeze as among the finest pop bands to ever exist. Argy Bargy? Masterpiece. RIP.
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My Dad would be turned 78 today. It's a hard one this year. Sending love to all members of the Dead Dad Club.
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My Dad would be turned 78 today. It's a hard one this year. Sending love to all members of the Dead Dad Club.
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I love Guillermo del Toro calling ages 19 to 29 "sublime confusion"
October 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I love Guillermo del Toro calling ages 19 to 29 "sublime confusion"
Giving Apple Music a try out, I'm the music person who still buys music, so I want streaming to mostly be "hyper customized radio," but I've been also thinking for the last year it would be nice to try something with better sound quality than, YouTube Music.
October 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Giving Apple Music a try out, I'm the music person who still buys music, so I want streaming to mostly be "hyper customized radio," but I've been also thinking for the last year it would be nice to try something with better sound quality than, YouTube Music.
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White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.
October 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
October 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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Today I visited @andyross.bsky.social for a hug, and we watched Stunt Rock, played Mario Paint, and ate pizza. It was a much much needed good day.
October 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Today I visited @andyross.bsky.social for a hug, and we watched Stunt Rock, played Mario Paint, and ate pizza. It was a much much needed good day.
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This video of an ENTIRE LECTURE HALL of students chasing this hateful piece of garbage out made my morning — highly rec. it’s a great reminder that majority of people find this stuff disgusting.
Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
October 2, 2025 at 11:51 AM
This video of an ENTIRE LECTURE HALL of students chasing this hateful piece of garbage out made my morning — highly rec. it’s a great reminder that majority of people find this stuff disgusting.
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October is going to be VERY busy. Come say hi and buy art from me and/or watch me dance as an assassin!
September 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
October is going to be VERY busy. Come say hi and buy art from me and/or watch me dance as an assassin!
Anytime I see a headline with the words "Mister" and "Beast" in them.
a woman in a pink jacket is talking to a man in a black shirt and says i dont know who that is
ALT: a woman in a pink jacket is talking to a man in a black shirt and says i dont know who that is
media.tenor.com
September 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Anytime I see a headline with the words "Mister" and "Beast" in them.